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Whats the point in having walls when you can hear everything, its pretty stupid. People pay money for this?? Every staccato of a fart ,every damp thrust into a vag being diddled a radio on Unless of course you live in your parents basement or some lovely redneck house in the middle of nowhere....might as well literally live in glass houses my friens, in the harsh world that is the city ?? Anybody hear anything good right now? im gonna go eat a swiss and chorizo sandwich over the sink to further ferment my inner chaos whereupon i will fart loudly out of hate in my sleep. Then maybe have a frantic wake wank as my neighbor listens.
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I live on the first floor behind an Italian restaurant, so I just hear cooks speak Spanish all day.
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Jul 12, 2016 01:23
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Only children at the pool.
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Jul 12, 2016 01:25
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thanks OP i just put my ear to the wall because of your stupid thread and i heard someone get murdered and now im in the witness protection program. gently caress you op
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Jul 12, 2016 01:27
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i used to live on the third floor of my building and made sure i had sex in my living room so my downstairs neighbor knew i was crushing puss
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Jul 12, 2016 01:27
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
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Jul 12, 2016 01:28
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hi drunk & ugly i own a home now and the only thing i hear is the raccoons chittering in the walls. how are you? i hope you're good
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Jul 12, 2016 01:30
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no
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Jul 12, 2016 01:31
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yeah but it goes both ways months ago i posted a thread about how i was sure my downstairs neighbors could hear my rampant morning flatulence since i could hear their soft idle bedroom conversation win-win
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Jul 12, 2016 01:33
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*farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
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Jul 12, 2016 01:34
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Jul 12, 2016 01:36
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I doubt you can hear EVERYHING, OP. For example, I doubt you can hear bonobos chittering in the trees in a south american jungle or a chinese couple fighting about a dumpling recipe half way around the world. Seems a BIT excessive imo.
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Jul 12, 2016 01:36
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for real tho anyone know how to get rid of raccoons in the wall? i think they sneaking out at night and stealing my money
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Jul 12, 2016 01:37
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I do live in a lovely building but it's surprisingly quiet. Although there used to be kids on my hall who would ride power wheels up and down the hallway while crying.
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Jul 12, 2016 01:38
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A misanthrope posted:for real tho anyone know how to get rid of raccoons in the wall? i think they sneaking out at night and stealing my money raccoon in the wall eh? now youre talking my language
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Jul 12, 2016 01:41
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no I don't rent a place
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Jul 12, 2016 01:46
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I now live in a nice detached brick house, but I have lived in some shitholes in the past. Well the apartments themselves were nice, but the internal walls were so thin I reckon that if I took a run up I could go straight through 3 flats in a row, Juggernaut style. All I can hear right now is the wind outside, the fan on my pc, and my dog snoring. Sorry for your pain OP
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Jul 12, 2016 01:48
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I just tried to let out a silent one and it came out as some sort of grotesque embarrassment of a trumpet so im pretty sure my girl friendish person and her flat mate heard it. all i can do now is act liek a true manly man who doesnt care about anything, not even farting. but theyre british so theyre probably terrified. ifart. pissssss.A misanthrope posted:hi drunk & ugly i own a home now and the only thing i hear is the raccoons chittering in the walls. im good thanks man hope you and your raccoons are doing well. inshallah
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Jul 12, 2016 01:48
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i can sometimes hear my neighbor sing when i take a poo poo. she has a nice voice
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Jul 12, 2016 02:01
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Wall Balls posted:i can sometimes hear my neighbor sing when i take a poo poo. she has a nice voice nice
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Jul 12, 2016 02:01
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Big Beef City posted:I doubt you can hear EVERYHING, OP. Lmao
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Jul 12, 2016 02:06
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Being able to almost make out what people are softly saying outside my window makes me nervous about the times I get drunk and play CS:GO with my mic.
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Jul 12, 2016 02:10
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Yeah. My walls are drywall and 2x4s and the empty blacknes of spaaaaace. I hear my upstairs neighbors when the stumble and the older woman to my side whenever her tv is on. She used to live in a house and got pissy at first whenever my friend, who lives on the other side of her, had his tv at a volume that you could understand what people on it were saying from ten feet away in his own apartment. We both got somewhat friendly with her and finally convinced her that you are simply not going to get a noise free existence in cheap apartment. One of the things that changed her mind was once when she knocked to bitch, we showed her how low we had the tv on (it was loving low) and then I asked how she was liking the second to last episode of downton abbey, which she had been watching on her side of the posterboard wall. I often wonder if she could sleep in manhattan, as sensitive to sound as she is. Even 20 floors up in a nice rear end hotel room, the sirens and other noise are constant. Having lived in an apartment for years, I just blank that kinda poo poo out. If you need absolute silence though, some fancy apartments are seperated by concrete firewalls. Only bass will get through those fuckers. As far as noise I make, I still have to move around in here and cook and poo poo but in terms of media: headphones, bitches.
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Jul 12, 2016 02:46
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I lived in a duplex where I could hear my neighbor set his keys down on his desk upstairs in his room while I was in the living room downstairs. Even rolling over in his bed 20 feet away sounded like he was in the room with me, it made me aware of every noise I made, how every word I said on the phone could be heard. After a few months he started banging on the walls and yelling insults at me when he had friends over. I work mornings and he didn't, so I'm sure a few months of my alarm going off finally set him off.
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Jul 12, 2016 02:49
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otherwise i would never have had the unique life experience of hearing (rough estimate) two dozen cats being butchered alive over the space of several hours
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Jul 12, 2016 02:50
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Back when I used to have roomies me and my buddy got a place with a master bedroom, which he ended up getting. The dude in the master above him was a sexual athlete. I got the better deal there.
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Jul 12, 2016 02:51
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Nathilus posted:Yeah. My walls are drywall and 2x4s and the empty blacknes of spaaaaace. I hear my upstairs neighbors when the stumble and the older woman to my side whenever her tv is on. She used to live in a house and got pissy at first whenever my friend, who lives on the other side of her, had his tv at a volume that you could understand what people on it were saying from ten feet away in his own apartment. We both got somewhat friendly with her and finally convinced her that you are simply not going to get a noise free existence in cheap apartment. goongrats
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Jul 12, 2016 02:51
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Your moms neighbors know my name op
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Jul 12, 2016 02:58
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the walls are impressively thick enough to actually mask all but the loudest noises in my apartment, OP the doors are not, however, so every domestic situation tumbling down the hall in this bomb-rear end building is a community event 
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Jul 12, 2016 03:09
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My duplex is silent. There's like huge gaps between the old stucco walls. I usually wear headphones for gaming or music anyway so it doesn't matter anyway
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Jul 12, 2016 03:09
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the insane woman above me stole a sack of concrete from the contractors paving the walkway outside and flushed a bunch of it down the toilet so now the building doens't have plumbing until ??? and I have to poo poo in a bucket
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Jul 12, 2016 03:15
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i used to get black out drunk daily with my friend, and one day my other friend came in the building and said he could hear us clearly 3 storeys down since i live beside the staircase. I've been living in fear for 2 years wondering who's heard
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Jul 12, 2016 03:16
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idiotbitch posted:i used to get black out drunk daily with my friend, and one day my other friend came in the building and said he could hear us clearly 3 storeys down since i live beside the staircase. I heard I heard everything
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Jul 12, 2016 03:16
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It's always fun when the 2 brothers/gay couple across from me living together in a studio apartment get into a shouting match, and I can clearly hear one shouting, "You're hallucinating, Jim!"
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Jul 12, 2016 03:17
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It seems like every place I ever lived was beneath a young woman who wore heels in the house and clomped around the place all hours of the night. Then I lucked into a place with concrete between floors and I have decided I will never ever leave this place. I do have a neighbor who likes to pretend he's Chris Cornell, which he is most definitely not, but that's a fair trade-off. The one thing I can still hear above me is a sound like someone dropping marbles on the floor. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT AND WHY DO I HEAR IT EVERYWHERE I GO??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRB0sxw-YU
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Jul 12, 2016 03:28
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idiotbitch posted:i used to get black out drunk daily with my friend, and one day my other friend came in the building and said he could hear us clearly 3 storeys down since i live beside the staircase. Same but the ever present drunk yelling is externally sourced from the streets.
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Jul 12, 2016 03:28
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:the walls are impressively thick enough to actually mask all but the loudest noises in my apartment, OP Pretty much my situation, only the domestics are coming from my apartment thanks to my narcissistic gf and her hair trigger temper.
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Jul 12, 2016 03:40
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I stayed at a super 8 in Denver that was surrounded by hookers and drug dealers. I consider the hookers pretending to be pleasured one of the added perks of staying there. 
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Jul 12, 2016 03:42
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thatfatkid posted:Pretty much my situation, only the domestics are coming from my apartment thanks to my narcissistic gf and her hair trigger temper. can you move please, I need to get some sleep
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:can you move please, I need to get some sleep Don't worry mate, only 2 more months on the lease.
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