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ethanol posted:Great job pissing on those kids really taught those parents a lesson We never pissed on the "kids" as there was only one and it was their outdoor toys that were stored under our balcony. Pretty sure the kid was an rear end in a top hat because he lived with grandma because his mom was either just absent, in jail, or dead. Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Jul 14, 2016 |
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Also I hope nobody minds listening to me piss like a racehorse and then flush the toilet every two hours while I'm home.
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Jul 14, 2016 01:18
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bleep.bloop posted:Also I hope nobody minds listening to me piss like a racehorse and then flush the toilet every two hours while I'm home. lets gently caress
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Jul 14, 2016 01:20
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My neighbors know exactly how many rounds I load into my ar 15 each night
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Jul 14, 2016 01:31
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I used to live below someone who would play the middle third of Daft Punk's Discovery nearly every day.
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Jul 14, 2016 02:27
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To my next door neighbors constantly dragging their dining room chairs back and forth, I tenderize chicken on the counter attached to their wall.
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ethanol posted:Great job pissing on those kids really taught those parents a lesson THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY
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teenage wiccan posted:I used to live below someone who would play the middle third of Daft Punk's Discovery nearly every day. good taste
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hemophilia posted:The upstairs people were bad in my last apt i guess in that i frequently heard them making inexplicable noises but it was fairly quoet and muffled and fell into the background din but 100% gently caress motorcycle man who revved his harley for 30+ minutes around 5am every morning. He was the south park bikers do you not live in a city? teenagers driving unlicensed motorbikes up and down the streets doing wheelies no matter wha ttime or day lmao get the whole crew with bikes and four wheelers at 4 in the afternoon, 19 of them all doing wheelies for 6 straight blocks, and the 10 year old in the back learning god i love the city
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Jul 14, 2016 04:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQM00K24qG8
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Jul 14, 2016 07:32
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i sometimes hear noises from next door but not often. the real fun comes from the ambulances that drive outside in the mornings and afternoons
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Jul 14, 2016 07:42
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nomadologique posted:do you not live in a city? teenagers driving unlicensed motorbikes up and down the streets doing wheelies no matter wha ttime or day lmao this was downtown plano, a busy place but not like dallas i guess. This wasn't a motorcade on the street, this was just one guy, sitting there, REVVING A STATIONARY BIKE, AND DRIVING OFF. I lived in this place for most of a summer and part of winter. The heat or cold had no bearing on how long he revved it. He had a ritual to piss off everyone in the apartment complex with his revving. the only glass in the apartment faced towards the central pool, and our parking garage, so the only way it could have worked at all, period, was if he was just sitting there, and revving it, for everyone to hear. That bitch.
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Jul 14, 2016 07:47
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lol. ya sounds like city living to me. 
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Jul 14, 2016 18:01
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The_end posted:My first apartment had paper thin walls. I could hear the people above me loving. I would slap my belly and moan along sometimes. My bathroom shared a common wall with my neighbor who happened to be an attractive woman. One night at approximately 0200 i was in the bathroom after a night of drinking. When all of the sudden the quiet is interrupted by what sounds like a balloon being let go and pinched rapidly combined with crushed water melon being dropped into the toilet. In response to such an impressive display i said "nice" really loud. She still was not interested in going to dinner with me. Haha
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I live on the top floor in a literal fortress of a building, and we all have these thick rear end security doors. One Friday midnight I wake up to the most ungodly constant banging coming from downstairs, I walk out and lean down over the railing and see like 4 cops taking turns with a crowbar on a door 2 floors down. Took them like 20 minutes to get in and god drat was it ever loud. I could feel the vibrations in bed. Good to know if I ever start a trap house or something! Other than that all I ever hear are chirping bird fucks through the window at 4 in the morning.
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Jul 15, 2016 16:47
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i used to live in the apartment next to some weird looking guy and he would routinely yell "I WANT TO DIIE" in a really anguished voice. later i found out he sold weed and used to be a heroin addict, idk if that explains it. thank you for listening
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Jul 15, 2016 17:00
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My upstairs neighbor is a perfectly good guy, but I know he loves jerking off and Nicki Minaj. No hate. My building is pretty quiet otherwise. I'm probably the loud one.
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Jul 15, 2016 19:05
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We lived in a duplex above our landlord who didn't give a poo poo, was extremely cool and let us put in a door, and was half deaf. I feel like I'm gonna be karmically body slammed next apartment
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Aug 16, 2016 16:54
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my upstairs neighbor was plowing his girlfriend pretty good and had a steady rhythm until im pretty sure he slipped and there was a sudden crash. i hope he didnt break his penis
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Yeah! I used to live in a lovely apartment in Louisville and I could hear the upstairs neighbors going at it hammer and tongs every evening.
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