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There's a spare patch of woods by a field behind my house. A few weeks ago I woke up at midnight because I thought someone was out there cutting down trees. Turns out one of my neighbors bought their fat WWF-loving 12 year old kid one of those miniature motorcycles and now he keeps the neighborhood up until 2am buzzing around the field out back. If I could get away with it I'd run wires between the trees and lop off his fat loving head. I know school's out and all, but get your worthless children inside by midnight on weekdays, ok?
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Jul 12, 2016 09:21
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Millions of Crows posted:Walls are thin here. See, you're a good neighbor. I'd enjoy shuffle dancing every morning to that.
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Jul 12, 2016 14:30
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The_end posted:My first apartment had paper thin walls. I could hear the people above me loving. I would slap my belly and moan along sometimes. My bathroom shared a common wall with my neighbor who happened to be an attractive woman. One night at approximately 0200 i was in the bathroom after a night of drinking. When all of the sudden the quiet is interrupted by what sounds like a balloon being let go and pinched rapidly combined with crushed water melon being dropped into the toilet. In response to such an impressive display i said "nice" really loud. She still was not interested in going to dinner with me. I think your sexy neighbor had a toilet baby.
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Jul 12, 2016 23:44
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I thank God I don't have shared walls because it's always like 3am when I have to garbage disposal a bunch of onions and I'm not changing that for anyone. gently caress neighbors.
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Jul 14, 2016 00:01
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