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I don't have Pokemon Go, but I walk around places with my phone and utter things like "there's a pokemon here!" here and "I shouldnta used my master ball on that Water Type" in public places, as a conversation starter to meet a possible gf or just a nice platonic friend. So far I have had a few nice conversations but they haven't lead to anything more substantial. |
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i don't know alot of the names so I'm always saying like "hey a squirtle" or "yes a charmander" but the other day i tried to wing it and said something messed up and a couple of real pokemoners laughed at me
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Jul 12, 2016 03:44
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i woke up a couple hours later after they'd beaten me into a near coma, they'd left me stripped naked and tied in crucifix on an old oak tree, a friendly blue jay fed me food and water for several weeks before i was found
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Jul 12, 2016 03:46
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One of the successful days, where I had a conversation, a girl with blue and pink hair said "are you playing Pokemon Go?" but then i got nervous and said my favorite pokemon was Harambe |
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Jul 12, 2016 03:53
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im gonna go to the holocaust memorial tomorrow and see if i can catch some ghost pokemon 👻 |
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Jul 12, 2016 04:02
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Which kind of gf, op? They come in various difficulties and rewards.
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Jul 12, 2016 04:21
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I was too old to play pokemon the first time around and I have no idea what's going on. Last Friday I was just trying to go to some bars and drink, but everybody was running around with their telephones and yelling pokemon names. I was too confused and scared to get drunk in those circumstances, so I went home and hid under my blankets.
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Jul 12, 2016 04:43
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i'm catching pokemon as we speak the doctors say the diagnosis is pokefever, and the outlook is pretty grim
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Jul 12, 2016 06:28
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December Octopodes posted:i'm catching pokemon as we speak everyone i know is a bug chaser looking for the elusive pokevirus, which is different from the pokefever. rip friend Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Jul 12, 2016 06:51
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| As a girl, I did this, but with sports, and it got me a bf, so good luck op. | |
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Jul 12, 2016 07:15
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misty mountaintop posted:As a girl, I did this, but with sports, and it got me a bf, so good luck op. does your bf need a bf? he sounds awesome with all the sport likin' ---------------- |
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Jul 12, 2016 07:33
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im the person who threatens to unfriend or unfollow all their friends on social media if they keep posting about how much fun they're having stop having fun stop it |
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Jul 12, 2016 07:44
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I was playing it a lot but I suck at catching pokemon and I actually hate walking so I ran out of pokeballs and my future as a pokemon catcher seems grim from here |
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Jul 12, 2016 10:05
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Zyla posted:does your bf need a bf? he sounds awesome with all the sport likin' I caught him, but I let him go, so if you want him he's yours now. ---------------- |
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Jul 12, 2016 11:40
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It was like dating a pokemon named Sports. Me: So what did you do today? Him: Sports! Me: Ha ha, yeah, sports. They're pretty awesome...I love...Lebron? Him: [angry] Sporrrts.. Me: I mean...Steph Curry? Him: Sports! Me: I like when the ball goes in the hoop. Him: Sports sports! Me: They changed my shift at work again, it's really hard to keep up when they're doing that all the time. Him: [sleepy] sporrrts... Me: It's like...uh....when the middle linebacker fakes like he's going to drop into coverage and then does a delayed blitz. Him: Sports? Me: Yes, honey, it's like sports. Him: Sports. Me: *sigh* Let's just go back to your place and gently caress. Him: Sports sports sports sports sports sports! ---------------- |
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Jul 12, 2016 11:45
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misty mountaintop posted:It was like dating a pokemon named Sports. Sports! ---------------- |
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Jul 12, 2016 14:47
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misty mountaintop posted:It was like dating a pokemon named Sports. SPORTS! ---------------- |
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Jul 12, 2016 14:49
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I asked a girl if she wanted to see my Pokemon collection.. She was no match for my Charmander. Cubone found this humerus.. I didn't it was mine.
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Jul 12, 2016 15:09
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I played Pokemon Go with my girl's 4 year old son and he seems like the appropriate target market for the depth and complexity found in the game. |
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Jul 12, 2016 16:25
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Every time we caught a Pokemon the game said "Wow! Congratulations! You have another year before this becomes embarrassing so catch a lot of them!" |
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Jul 12, 2016 16:26
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I think it was actually referring to the fact that I'm 29, though. |
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Jul 12, 2016 16:27
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Well, I got the actual game. Unfortunately, I've come under a malaise of depression, and have stopped leaving my apartment. All I'm finding are bug types in my bed and sink. |
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Jul 12, 2016 16:28
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Luvcow posted:i woke up a couple hours later after they'd beaten me into a near coma, they'd left me stripped naked and tied in crucifix on an old oak tree, a friendly blue jay fed me food and water for several weeks before i was found at least they only took half your money |
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Jul 12, 2016 19:20
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Luvcow posted:i woke up a couple hours later after they'd beaten me into a near coma, they'd left me stripped naked and tied in crucifix on an old oak tree, a friendly blue jay fed me food and water for several weeks before i was found could be worse ---------------- |
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Jul 12, 2016 20:27
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Due to confusion over members picking opposite colors, the Crips and Bloods have temporarily joined forces to prevent the yellow team from claiming any nearby gyms. |
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Jul 12, 2016 22:36
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Driver, after nearly hitting me: hey pokemon DICK watch where you're going!! Me: Me? Oh, no just normal texting Driver: ahh, very well. Carry on. |
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Jul 12, 2016 22:48
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Macnult posted:Due to confusion over members picking opposite colors, the Crips and Bloods have temporarily joined forces to prevent the Nanners from claiming any nearby gyms.  ftfy
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Jul 12, 2016 23:02
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old man across the room: *thinking to self* "taking pictures of a guard rail? pfft... millennial photographers." girl by the hand-sanitizer: *thinking to self* "oh no, please don't. nothing can save you from this god awful lighting." me in line at Chipotle: *thinking to self* "aww yea now i have a charmander AND a squirtle." |
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Jul 12, 2016 23:52
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The opposite thing happens to me, I don't have pokemon go but when i hang out outside people keep assuming i must be there for pokemon despite the fact that I'm just chillin with no phone and they talk to me about pokestops and I'm like uhh hi nice to meet you |
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Jul 13, 2016 00:27
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pokemon went
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Jul 13, 2016 01:45
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At first my cat thought it was cute, but he's starting to get annoyed with me throwing pingpong balls at him. |
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Jul 13, 2016 01:54
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tao of lmao posted:At first my cat thought it was cute, but he's starting to get annoyed with me throwing pingpong balls at him.
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Jul 13, 2016 02:21
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tao of lmao posted:At first my cat thought it was cute, but he's starting to get annoyed with me throwing pingpong balls at him.
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Jul 13, 2016 02:25
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tao of lmao posted:At first my cat thought it was cute, but he's starting to get annoyed with me throwing pingpong balls at him. |
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Jul 13, 2016 03:37
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tao of lmao posted:At first my cat thought it was cute, but he's starting to get annoyed with me throwing pingpong balls at him. ---------------- |
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Jul 13, 2016 04:30
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tao of lmao posted:At first my cat thought it was cute, but he's starting to get annoyed with me throwing pingpong balls at him.
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Jul 13, 2016 04:31
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tao of lmao posted:At first my cat thought it was cute, but he's starting to get annoyed with me throwing pingpong balls at him.
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Jul 13, 2016 08:23
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I can't stop finding Ghastly at the Holocaust Museum Nintendo please fix this bug
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Jul 15, 2016 01:59
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I have been pulling my phone out and pretending like I have text messages to read and people to send text messages to since I was in middle school, so this isn't a big change
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I can't believe there was actually a time when the primary purpose of a phone was to communicate with people |
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