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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Sir_Charles posted:

Games has been really bad for a long time

Every thread in Games is multiple hundreds or thousands of pages long, and every game gets a thread months or years before release, it's ridiculous. The Games forum is decrepit and unkempt.

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tRIDAV
Jul 10, 2001

Oh, cruel fates, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee.

notZaar posted:

Every thread in Games is multiple hundreds or thousands of pages long, and every game gets a thread months or years before release, it's ridiculous. The Games forum is decrepit and unkempt.

every thread in games is a chat thread where people can say "read the OP" if any game discussion might start occurring

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i miss being able to have pornographic sprays

stump collector
May 28, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

i miss being able to have pornographic sprays

this and good anti cheat is all that is stopping CSGO from being the perfect game

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

notZaar posted:

Every thread in Games is multiple hundreds or thousands of pages long, and every game gets a thread months or years before release, it's ridiculous. The Games forum is decrepit and unkempt.

Yeah the OPs used to be useful at least but now they're all incredibly outdated and the first thousand pages are just idle speculation about how cool a game might be.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

exethan posted:

this and good anti cheat is all that is stopping CSGO from being the perfect game
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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

notZaar posted:

Every thread in Games is multiple hundreds or thousands of pages long, and every game gets a thread months or years before release, it's ridiculous. The Games forum is decrepit and unkempt.

counterpoint: anyone speculating about a game for years before release is mentally ill or some form of sewer mutant, and weeding them out of the rest of the forums is a valuable service

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

exethan posted:

this and good anti cheat is all that is stopping CSGO from being the perfect game
glove skins :ssh:

tRIDAV
Jul 10, 2001

Oh, cruel fates, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee.

lol goodbye gambling

In 2011, we added a feature to Steam that enabled users to trade in-game items as a way to make it easier for people to get the items they wanted in games featuring in-game economies.

Since then a number of gambling sites started leveraging the Steam trading system, and there’s been some false assumptions about our involvement with these sites. We’d like to clarify that we have no business relationships with any of these sites. We have never received any revenue from them. And Steam does not have a system for turning in-game items into real world currency.

These sites have basically pieced together their operations in two-part fashion. First, they are using the OpenID API as a way for users to prove ownership of their Steam accounts and items. Any other information they obtain about a user's Steam account is either manually disclosed by the user or obtained from the user’s Steam Community profile (when the user has chosen to make their profile public). Second, they create automated Steam accounts that make the same web calls as individual Steam users.

Using the OpenID API and making the same web calls as Steam users to run a gambling business is not allowed by our API nor our user agreements. We are going to start sending notices to these sites requesting they cease operations through Steam, and further pursue the matter as necessary. Users should probably consider this information as they manage their in-game item inventory and trade activity.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

exethan posted:

this is a pretty fun way to play

It actually worked out for me kindof because a lot of players seem to expect other players to hang back with their AWP's or AK/M4's. I loved running up and point-blanking guys in the head with a shotgun, too bad the rest of the game and community sucks.

Speaking of lovely games, Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a funnish game with a terrible community. The Games thread is/was pretty chill at least.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

yall remember da bears? thats a deep cut for all my OGs out there

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

MF_James posted:

your just bad

1v1 punk bitch

gently caress you ill kill you

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

go easy on em nation

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I really like the MAC10, it's the red haired step child of the CS:GO arsenal

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
i circle strafe perfectly while he panic sprays seeing my knife "GOT GUTS?"

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hi look at my $800 virtual knife

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
css famas skills are top .1%

you could call me a famatic

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
i can tell you the timings of best spawn to chokepoints on over 25 maps plus grenade timings

you could say im an expert

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Professor Shark posted:

Speaking of lovely games, Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a funnish game with a terrible community. The Games thread is/was pretty chill at least.

this game was rad as heck for the first few weeks when everyone was terrible and just wanted to flail a sword around while spamming dumb voice lines

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Professor Shark posted:

Hi look at my $800 virtual knife
I can't see it.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

gently caress I hate Power Gamers who ruin things with their autism

I remember watching a friend's roomate in University have a huge huff and puff after we distracted him by being in the room while he was playing Starcraft so he exited the game because his timing was off lol

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Vargs posted:

this game was rad as heck for the first few weeks when everyone was terrible and just wanted to flail a sword around while spamming dumb voice lines
back when it was a mod I played with someo f the devs and they were big counter strike fans... Coincidence???

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Vargs posted:

this game was rad as heck for the first few weeks when everyone was terrible and just wanted to flail a sword around while spamming dumb voice lines

It was sort of fun to feign players and have them scream at you over chat, of all the dumb things that players do in that game (e.g. Windmilling), using a built in mechanic that is actually realistic is poor form lol

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Nation posted:

1v1 punk bitch

gently caress you ill kill you

yo I'm heaton bro come get some

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

MF_James posted:

yo I'm heaton bro come get some

im zinho and shokz love child

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
(half true)

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

real kinfe carried by US SPECAIL FORCE ARMY MENS BUY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

should've charged $14.88 imo

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
high top no germans

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Remember the Riot Shield? Christ I loved the Riot Shield

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Professor Shark posted:

Remember the Riot Shield? Christ I loved the Riot Shield

plz stop i have overcome i do not want to reinstall

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

This thread has taught me that CS:GO added a new pistol that has a scope rail without a scope

tRIDAV
Jul 10, 2001

Oh, cruel fates, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee.

Professor Shark posted:

This thread has taught me that CS:GO added a new pistol that has a scope rail without a scope



will buy magnum scope skin, where do i gamble for it

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
a certain german player used to let anyone play on his acct at a net cafe, i know of one cash game that was won by switching to the 'deagle master' at an opportune moment

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark posted:

gently caress I hate Power Gamers who ruin things with their autism

yeah for real

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

im the og juan deag. they used to call me juan deag back in 1.3

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

numberoneposter posted:

MAKES GAMES GREAT AGAIN

Ok, sure... here you go: Urban Terror

Free, just download, install & play. No in game purchases or any of that poo poo. No money involved.
It's Counterstrike on the Quake engine, basically. Fast and pretty effin' good.
I've been playing it since 2003 myself.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
OMG THIS TEAM IS CANCER



wait cancer kills people this team is not cancer at all!

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
(ITT I'm the top fragger with an avatar of A: random softcore porn actress B: Black guy making a weird face, C: Animu girl making an 'O' face)

"Guys....hahahhahahaha...my back hurts too much. Shut up purple, you have one less kill than me, so suck my dick and do what I say. Hahahah....I'm not mad! Ughhhh this TEEEEAAAAaaaaaaaaammmmm!"

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