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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Lima, lento, soy, and pinto
Navy, northern, and garbanzo
Kidneys and frijoles negros
I love beans
I love beans
Woo woo woo!
I love beans
How 'bout you?
High in fiber
Low in fat
Hey, I betcha didn't know that
When I eat beans
I sit in my own little cloud
Nobody comes to visit me
In my little cloud
I don't know why
Maybe 'cause I'm cuttin' muffins
Because...
I love beans!
Hey hey hey!
I love beans everyday!
Beans are an excellent source of protein
I love beans!
Diggydoo!


I guess cause I was thinkin about beans

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Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


First you love me, and then you say it's wrong
You know I can't go on believing for long
But you know it's true,
You only want me when I get over you
First you love me, then you get on down the line
But I don't mind, no
I don't mind

Got made out with at a party by an on-again off-again crush even though she has a boyfriend.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Who you finna ta try,
Who you finna ta try?
Who you finna ta try,
Who you finna ta try?
Who you finna ta try,
Who you finna ta try?

I bet it ain't me!
I bet it ain't me!
I bet it ain't me!
I bet it ain't me, bitch!

Bleeeeeeeeh!

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Lately I've been thinking a lot about the most wonderful human I ever knew.

My Grandma Mabel was kind, generous, immensely wise, and loved me more than anyone ever did. This week would've been her birthday, and this song has been drifting in and out of my thoughts.


Grandma's hands, clapped in church on Sunday morning
Grandma's hands, played a tambourine so well
Grandma's hands used to issue out a warning; she'd say,
"Baby, don't you run so fast
Might step on a piece of glass,
Might be snakes there in that grass"
Grandma's hands

Grandma's hands, soothed the local unwed mother
Grandma's hands used to ache sometimes and swell
Grandma's hands used to lift her face and tell her; she'd say,
"Baby, Grandma understands
That you really loved that man
Just put yourself in Jesus' hands"
Grandma's hands

Grandma's hands used to hand me a piece of candy
Grandma's hands, picked me up each time I fell
Grandma's hands, boy, they really came in handy; she'd say,
"What you wanna spank him for?
He didn't drop no apple-core"
But I don't have Grandma anymore
If I get to Heaven I'll look for
Grandma's hands

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Posts lyrics to favorite song "The Galt Monologues"

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my Ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But if I say I am, I get it.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
castle kids
castle kids, yeah
(repeat x100)

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

blow up like the world trade

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Life is all about the choices you make....



Ever told on a nigga? (nope) Ever squeezed a trigger? (yup)
Ever set a nigga up? (nope) Ever helped a brother out when he was down on his luck? (yup)
You a sap? (nope) You a boss player, you a mack? (yup)
Let me hold a couple dollars (nope) Y'all still be poppin' y'all collars? (yup)
Stock rims on a scrape (nope) Paint wetter than a lake (yup)
Poodle in my blood (nope) Bitch, I'm a thug (yup)
You a loser? (nope), Winner? (yup)
Starving? (nope), Dinner? (yup)
You still sell dope? (nope)
Now you cleaner than a bar of Dove soap? (yup)
Got a little gouda? (nope) Got a thumper, got a Ruger? (yup)
You in love with' the ho? (nope) She bringin' you the dough? (yup)
You gon' cry if she leave? (nope) You gon' fly overseas? (yup)

Everybody got choices .... I choose to get money, I'm stuck to this bread
Everybody got choices.... These bitches is choosin', I'm all in they head
Everybody got choices
Keep it 1, 000 the life that I chose
Everybody got choices
These niggas be hatin', I already know
But I never go broke (no, no, no)
I'm a stay gettin' money (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And I ain't gotta sell my soul (no, no, no)
I'm a stay gettin' money (yeah, yeah, yeah)
If you broke, you ain't like me (no, no, no)
I'm a stay gettin' money (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I give a gently caress if you don't like me (no, no, no)
I'm a stay gettin' money (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Ugh, lazy? (nope) Got dick that'll drive a ho crazy? (yup)
Hater? (nope), Wanna see a player get paper? (yup)
Traitor? (nope), Loyal to my soil, not a faker? (yup)
Sleep? (nope), Bust moves, hella active in the streets? (yup)
Scared of the dark? (nope) Have money, have heart? (yup)
Narc? (nope), Shark? (yup)
Gossip like a broad? (nope) Check a bitch like a smog? (yup)
Slippin'? (nope), Trippin'? (yup)
Sober as a gopher? (nope) Higher than a rollercoaster? (yup)
Star Wars? (nope), Yoda? (yup)
Never leave the house without my strap (nope) Shoot a muthafucka in his nap (yup)
Never been a sucka or a pussy (nope) Blowin' cookie, never coughin' like a rookie (yup)

Everybody got choices... I choose to get money, I'm stuck to this bread
Everybody got choices... These bitches is choosin', I'm all in they head
Everybody got choices
Keep it 1, 000 the life that I chose
Everybody got choices
These niggas be hatin', I already know
But I never go broke (no, no, no)
I'm a stay gettin' money (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And I ain't gotta sell my soul (no, no, no)
I'm a stay gettin' money (yeah, yeah, yeah)
If you broke, you ain't like me (no, no, no)
I'm a stay gettin' money (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I give a gently caress if you don't like me (no, no, no)
I'm a stay gettin' money (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Was it love at first sight? (nope)
Did she ride you like a bike? (yup)
Was it ripe? (nope), Was her pussy tight? (yup)
Got some property? (nope), Drive a Maserati? (yup)
You softer than a sock? (nope)
You solid as a rock? (yup)
Slow? (nope), Trained to go? (yup)
Your team weak? (nope) You respected in the stree-neets? (yup)
Shallow? (nope), di-neep (yup)
Broke? (nope), Chi-neep? (yup)
Not a BB or a pellet gun (nope) But a long barrel bass drum (yup)
If I get into it will run (nope) I'm a give a nigga fair one (yup)
Still live in the trap? (nope) You ever go back? (yup)
Wear a wire and a camera? (nope) Ears to the scanner? (yup)

Everybody got choices... I choose to get money, I'm stuck to this bread
Everybody got choices.... These bitches is choosin', I'm all in they head
Everybody got choices
Keep it 1, 000 the life that I chose
Everybody got choices
These niggas be hatin', I already know
But I never go broke (no, no, no)
I'm a stay gettin' money (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And I ain't gotta sell my soul (no, no, no)
I'm a stay gettin' money (yeah, yeah, yeah)
If you broke, you ain't like me (no, no, no)
I'm a stay gettin' money (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I give a gently caress if you don't like me (no, no, no)
I'm a stay gettin' money (yeah, yeah, yeah)

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Pretension and fame's a career. Career. Caree-ah. Korea. KOREA! KOREA!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

castle kids
castle kids, yeah
(repeat x100)

sout
Apr 24, 2014

He had chicken liver balls

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Well I'm glad that you can't see me now
You'd probably say I do not look my best
Those lawyers took my money
And that Louisiana road gang took the rest

And Judy I can't even conjure up your picture in my mind today
Lately I've been thinkin' what a fool I was to love you anyway

Well it all seems kind of useless
As I place these flowers on your grave today
I don't know what I'm doing here
I've forgotten all the things I came to say

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Put your right hand up, Put your left hand up
Put your right hand up, Put your left hand up
Put your right hand up, Put your left hand up
Put your right hand up (Man, man)

It’s whuteva, whuteva, whuteva, it’s whuteva, whuteva, whuteva, whuteva, it’s whuteva

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
pet world
pet world
party time
excellent!

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

castle kids
castle kids, yeah
(repeat x100)

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


volcano pussy melt your peter like ice

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
"I'm on a mission that niggers say is impossible,
But when I swing my swords they all choppable,
I be the body dropper, the heartbeat stopper,
Child educator plus head amputator,
Cuz friend of the family styles are old like mach 5 sneakers,
Lyrics are weak, like clock radio speakers"

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
Good Evening,

We want to just quickly send a nice friendly message
to uh, Fraternal Order of Police in Philadelphia.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I heard a commercial with that fight song song and I fist pumped and inserted a tampon into my dickhole.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
"cum"

-frankie goes to hollywood

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I like giant cocks
Cocks
Giant ones
Giant Cocks

*dies of drug fuelled overdose with big grin on face and giant cock in rear end*

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
'scuse me while I kiss this guy

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Comin down grippin grain, diamonds up against the wood
Top's dropped, blades chop, trunk is popped, I'm lookin good
Swangin down the boulevard, chunky deuce, the fifth is shinin
The queen is ridin shotgun her fingers behind me
So never you mind me, I'm just hustling, grindin
My pockets are heavy and my diamonds are blindin
My pistols are loaded and cocked so know that I'm ready
I'll die for my family dog but I'll kill for my fetty
R.I.P. to my baby bro, UGK until
It ain't no stopping this movement, you lose on the real
Cause we keeping it trill, that's from ashes to dust
We got paper to make and fake nigga's asses to bust
If you down for your hood, and you bangin that Screw
Put your sets in the sky, cause this one is for you
Keep on keepin it true, gently caress haters and again
Cause we don't play the game to say we play, we play to win

Leanin to the side, you cain't speed through
Two miles per hour, so everybody sees you
Ridin by myself, with the pistol in the door
Sippin, sippin on lean, sippin, sippin on bo'

Candy on my big wheel, yeah man I'm still a kid
Twenty-six, rims same age as me, can you dig?
Ridin down the block, knockin pictures off your wall
Just showin off my grill made by Paul Wall
Alpine speakers in my grill on blast
Like my boys in Texas, hittin corner on them slabs
Seat laid back,
you know how us pimps be
Keep your head up Bun B, rest in peace Pimp C
A mill' on mine rolled back to back and young millionaires we haven't scratched
Rhyme through the hood and habitat, candy paint look like some cabbage patch
Haters hot, they mad at that, Chamillionaire, how F.A.B. get that?
Two dimes in a car, how bad is that? King of the jungle, you an alley cat
Prince of the coast brought Cali back, just threw some D's on a Cadillac
Smoke so much, got cataracts, been rollin up for a matter of fact
F.A.B. get love where F.A.B. is at, from the Bay to the South where them slabs is at
Oakland down to Houston, only rollin with them savage cats

Leanin to the side, you cain't speed through
Two miles per hour, so everybody sees you
Ridin by myself, with the pistol in the door
Sippin, sippin on lean, sippin, sippin on bo'

It's gon' be, F-A-C, T to the Feds gon' mess with me
And F-A-B, when they see, mixtape money yes they pay me
Mugabe, Inspector G, bring 'em all cause they cain't get me
Ten vehicles parked in the yard, pick your choice, I'll get that key
Take that jet out to West,
let's swang and get our swerve on
Hit that strip in my whip, gon' strip and let them sexy curves show
Vehicle sittin very low, pimp that caddy very slow
They like "Yeah, Chamillionaire, the realest I done heard holmes"

I'm leanin to the side sideways, sittin crooked
My Jolly Rancher paint got all of the people lookin
I'm beatin down the block, givin the streets an rear end whoopin
Peep the way a player move, take notes lil young-un
I'm movin slow mo', leanin off a potent fo'
Pistol in my lap, plus another one in the side do'
You know I'm just a young hustler all about my dough
Gettin cake and stackin up that paper, I need mo'

Leanin to the side, you cain't speed through
Two miles per hour, so everybody sees you
Ridin by myself, with the pistol in the door
Sippin, sippin on lean, sippin, sippin on bo'
Sippin, sippin on lean, sippin, sippin on bo'

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
moms spaghetti

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah
Yeah
Okay
Usher
Usher
Usher
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Usher
Lets go
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

- Usher ft. Lil Jon, Ludacris

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
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