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caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

He had the change done at the shop -- earlobes for cocks
April Fools
He had his balls thrown over the top, like a mop of hair
April Fools
He had his buttocks transferred to his cheeks on his face
April, April doom
Because then where would the poop come out of?
His mouth
Well, he decided he wanted a vagina down south
April Fools
Where his belly button once stood, now stood a cock
With a mouth at the end that ate the food
Oh, well, what a peculiar guest he was at summer swimming parties
What with the nipples protruding from his eyelids
And, of course, beneath his chin the penis
And on his knees the sacks, he had two put there
April Fools
And Jester Wally Jew-Boy
Navel-eyed Jack, Wiglet Bill
You've had your fill of transplants, please
You wish you could change back at will, but...

Tits coming off the back side -- 69 to be exact
I thought it was pretty many, but you be the judge
April Dick
Well, he became a woman, then a man
Then a dog, then a sheep
Then a man, then a god
He had all put on his body -- "give me 75 tits
Give me 1400 balls
Give me cocks coming out of every living pore"
Oh, vaginas everywhere, a walking sex machine
Oh, wonderful at the bathing parties
April Fools
But this was no April Fools
This was for real
This was goddamn scary when he walked through the village
When he took his place next to the other boys in line
To serve his patriotic duty
Well, it's kinda rude the way people stare
He said, "I'd like all... all... the things I had put on me
Covered up with billions of pieces of hair"

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caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

I'm grateful that the stroller came my way today
Oh, Mrs. Macrae driving the stroller
And look who's inside oh don't hide
Baby Greaser George
Oh, I got too close to the stroller
And put my thing down his mouth
And he parted his teeth, baby teeth
North and south brilliantly
Like Greaser George
Baby Greaser George
Took off with my left ball
Oh mother took off with the stroller too soon
And he swallowed it whole
Ah, did I ever tell you what Greaser George
Was dressed in that day?
Well Greaser George, he had on a leather outfit
Oh, three months or so
But boy could he ever suck
Greaser George, Greaser George
The three month old baby
Greaser George

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