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The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

I was driving-around today, enjoying an afternoon off, contemplating which brunch option was the most attractive...

when I get a call from an old employer, looking for immediate help on a semi-lucrative project.

.....

I'm trying to decide if I want to trade my scheduled leisure for some money, when the iconic Billy Joel starts singing Moving Out

Anthony works in the grocery store
Savin' his pennies for some day
Mama Leone left a note on the door,
She said,
"Sonny, move out to the country."

Oh but workin' too hard can give you a heart attack
You oughta know by now
Who needs a house out in Hackensack?
Is that all you get for your money?

And it seems such a waste of time
If that's what it's all about
Mama, if that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.

Sergeant O'Leary is walkin' the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center

And he's tradin' in his Chevy for a Cadillac
You oughta know by now
And if he can't drive
With a broken back
At least he can polish the fenders

And it seems such a waste of time
If that's what it's all about
Mama, if that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.

You should never argue with a crazy mind
You oughta know by now
You can pay Uncle Sam with the overtime
Is that all you get for your money?

And if that's what you have in mind
Yeah, if that's what you're all about,
Good luck, moving up, 'cause I'm movin' out!

I'm movin' out...


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I respectfully declined the labor, and I've been smiling ever since.



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