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You take the first four letters of farther And then you jettison the H-E-R 'Cause everybody knows that girls don't fart No matter who they think they are. We guys can sit around drinkin' Brewski's And make the spiders bark all night long, But the ladies won't even let 'em out of-n' gate And that's why I sang this song, Let me tell you now: Girls don't fart. (toot toot) They never * or * or * * Well, they ain't got the rhythm, they ain't got it in 'em To perform this manly art. Everybody sing: Girls don't fart. (toot toot) You never hear 'em go * or * Well, at least that's what my mama said And my mama's pretty smart. Well, a girl can eat a jumbo burrito And follow that with cabbage stew. But bless my hogs you won't even get A little * a whole night through. Now if a guy had that kind of dinner He'd blow the covers off the bed And then, light a match, blow the house apart And wind up sleepin' in the shed. Let me tell you now: Girls don't fart. (toot toot) They would never * * * or * Though they have the flatus, they got the apparatus Those cheeks won't never part. Everybody sing: Girls don't fart. (toot toot) You'll never catch 'em goin' * * * * No ifs ands or but, they'll keep that aperture shut And that'n takes that a lot apart. (Play it, Jimmy.) Now a man's bag of social disaster Is a fart with a lump inside. This is called a surprise by high-falootin' guys And it really can destroy one's pride. But women don't have this worry, And this-a song is a proof of it 'Cause oh, by the way, I forgot to say that Girls don't ****. Everybody now: Girls don't fart. (toot toot) They never wa-- (a big montage of farts) Hey! A-what is goin' on here? B-but my mama told me-- Well, come on now: Girls don't fart. (toot toot) (Montage continues) Oh, my! What a gaseous display! Well, at least that's what my mama said As a mystery fragrance filled my head And the dog, he just keeled over dead... but I still believe her, 'cause you gotta believe your mama: Girls don't fart. (Sonic SBL)
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