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naem
May 29, 2011

guidoanselmi posted:

i would love to hear to the inner monologue running through the minds of these lovely ladies.

Most pro cheerleaders get into it so they can better attract gross old rich guys to mistress for, this is good practice for them

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
The combo of being near pretty ladies and greasy fast food is gonna drive those dudes into a lazy gropey lust rage

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




I like the Chinese guy in the Ovechkin shirsey.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug


slavoj zizek

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Nice repost OP bitch

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

can we talk about the lack of greased up podium boys, umbrella studs, or cool buff cheerleader dudes in female sports??

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow






I can't stop laughing at this guy

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
#EatLikeYouMeanIt

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Hrist posted:

Dude looks like someone put him up to this. And he is not happy.

He really looks like he lost a bet.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





a lot of these girls have too much of a gummy smile would not bang

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Post some more, this thread is making me feel good about myself.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Thread delivers.

5.

Thanks.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

who do i contact to purchase these women for my harem??

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
How can I learn to look so cheerful when I'm actually uncomfortable ?? Those women have some skill !!

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
these people actually exist lmao

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

KakerMix posted:

these people actually exist lmao

LA is full of them.

LA sucks.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

Hogge Wild posted:



slavoj zizek

I had to do a double take, I thought it was Artie Lange for a second but this poo poo is even too bleak and depressing for him to be involved

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

numberoneposter posted:

who do i contact to purchase these women for my harem??

You can't purchase and own women, #1

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

You can't purchase and own women, #1

Tell that to the Sultan

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Decebal posted:

Tell that to the Sultan

He's here?!

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Chinatown posted:

LA is full of them.

LA sucks.

I just think about being that dude with the gut that is hanging out from the bottom of his shirt and waking up in the morning, getting 'dressed' and then going to Carl's Jr. and thinking "Yes, a date" and existing out in public and getting your picture taken and man. The lack of self-awareness just makes my head spin you know???

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Humanity needs a mass die-off, and it needs it real soon.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

TheNightmanCum-eth posted:

Humanity needs a mass die-off, and it needs it real soon.

Carl's Jr. is doing its part in the effort

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

KakerMix posted:

I just think about being that dude with the gut that is hanging out from the bottom of his shirt and waking up in the morning, getting 'dressed' and then going to Carl's Jr. and thinking "Yes, a date" and existing out in public and getting your picture taken and man. The lack of self-awareness just makes my head spin you know???

we will all let our loved ones down and then die and be forgotten and the dying sun will swallow the earth and teh rest of the solar system and leave nothing but infinite void and all shall be forgotten as though it was never there to begin with

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Tato posted:

Carl's Jr. is doing its part in the effort

True. Not all heroes wear capes.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

TheNightmanCum-eth posted:

True. Not all heroes wear capes.

Is this one of those "not all rectangles are squares, but all squares are rectangles" things?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Why are Eugenics bad again ??

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Hogge Wild posted:



slavoj zizek

I love the front butt hanging out. He definitely eats like he means it.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

popewiles posted:

Is this one of those "not all rectangles are squares, but all squares are rectangles" things?

Not all gays are goons, but all goons are gay.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

TheNightmanCum-eth posted:

Not all gays are goons, but all goons are gay.

Checks out.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
nearly all of those people look like they smell really really bad. my favorite is 2 hats purple pants fanny pack guy

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Bardeh posted:

nearly all of those people look like they smell really really bad. my favorite is 2 hats purple pants fanny pack guy

i got some strong smells from that guy too

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

No ring. :mediocre:

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Decebal posted:

What % of the population do you guys think is attractive ? 20% ? 10% ??

How can Evolution allow this to happen :(

alcohol.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Decebal posted:

What % of the population do you guys think is attractive ? 20% ? 10% ??

How can Evolution allow this to happen :(

Here's the problem:
Obviously attractive people are more desirable breeding partners, and based on that desireability, will seek each other out. This leaves the uggos who also wish to mate but only have each other to mate with. Over time the uggo genes become only more concentrated and each generation born from uggo loins is more uggo than the one before it.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

popewiles posted:

Here's the problem:
Obviously attractive people are more desirable breeding partners, and based on that desireability, will seek each other out. This leaves the uggos who also wish to mate but only have each other to mate with. Over time the uggo genes become only more concentrated and each generation born from uggo loins is more uggo than the one before it.

You would expect the trend to go towards beauty over the 1000's of years since we all admire it so much.

Maybe only women are getting prettier every generation.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Xi Jinping took a break from dealing with the islands in the South China seas and flew in especially for this event.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Decebal posted:

You would expect the trend to go towards beauty over the 1000's of years since we all admire it so much.

Maybe only women are getting prettier every generation.

Part of beauty is rarity. That's why we have terms like "unconventional beauty" which basically means a
weird looking mutant with a very unique mug.
That's why beautiful people will always be in the minority.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Cowman posted:

I can't stop laughing at this guy

2 things

1. Did he have those grease stains on his shirt before he went to Carl's?

2. Does she keep that notebook in her left hand so she doesn't have to hug/touch these slobs?

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

post more pics of hot chicks and awkward nerds

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