Lunch Date at Carl's Jr. - Featuring the Laker Girls

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Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

If you put makeup on those guys like those girls have on they would be just as hot.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 20:44

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# ? May 5, 2024 12:47

KawaiiAtomicBombs: Apr 15, 2016; ~Ka-Boom~

Carmant posted:

If you put makeup on those guys like those girls have on they would be just as hot.

Will you dress like a Lakers girl in your next food review?

# ? Jul 13, 2016 20:46

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

Teikanmi posted:

2 things

1. Did he have those grease stains on his shirt before he went to Carl's?

2. Does she keep that notebook in her left hand so she doesn't have to hug/touch these slobs?

yes

# ? Jul 13, 2016 20:46

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

These pictures remind me of those convention photos with dead-eyed celebrities and overjoyed nerds.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 20:48

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

KawaiiAtomicBombs posted:

Will you dress like a Lakers girl in your next food review?

It's a deal

# ? Jul 13, 2016 20:48

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

The lakers are girls now :confused:

# ? Jul 13, 2016 20:54

FrankeeFrankFrank: Apr 21, 2005; Say word son.

It'd take like $2000 for these dudes to pull off a 3-way with the 2 chicks they are pictured with right? and Lakers girls are probably paid nothing because its an "honor" to be a Laker girl...

man $2000 is still low isn't it?

I'm going to say $3000....

EDIT: And all these chicks are Goon bangable, so dont even front.... but I will ask these aren't the actual Laker girls right? This is like a back up squad cause they have such a demand for public appearances etc.? Cause the Cavs girls this year would destroy this team of 7s....

I'm going to do some research now cause I got nothing better to do...

FrankeeFrankFrank fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Jul 13, 2016

# ? Jul 13, 2016 20:58

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

It'd take like $2000 for these dudes to pull off a 3-way with the 2 chicks they are pictured with right? and Lakers girls are probably paid nothing because its an "honor" to be a Laker girl...

man $2000 is still low isn't it?

I'm going to say $3000....

Huh?

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:01

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Why are we talking about traffic??

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:01

FrankeeFrankFrank: Apr 21, 2005; Say word son.

a hole-y ghost posted:

Why are we talking about traffic??

That movie sucked yo....

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:04

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

They must have paid you $40,000 to pull a right turn, yield, changing lanes, emergency stop, defensive driving

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:07

FrankeeFrankFrank: Apr 21, 2005; Say word son.

a hole-y ghost posted:

They must have paid you $40,000 to pull a right turn, yield, changing lanes, emergency stop, defensive driving

huh?

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:09

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

yuou americans are a beautiful people

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:12

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

huh?

I'm lost too

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:12

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

huh?

Hell, I know a guy that will pay $1,500 cash if you give right of way with your wheels pointed straight ahead,

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:15

FrankeeFrankFrank: Apr 21, 2005; Say word son.

Its real...

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:19

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Sujan is a pretty good name, I must admit

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:21

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Either I just autistic, or they're all wearing the same expression.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:22

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

It'd take like $2000 for these dudes to pull off a 3-way with the 2 chicks they are pictured with right? and Lakers girls are probably paid nothing because its an "honor" to be a Laker girl...

man $2000 is still low isn't it?

I'm going to say $3000....

EDIT: And all these chicks are Goon bangable, so dont even front.... but I will ask these aren't the actual Laker girls right? This is like a back up squad cause they have such a demand for public appearances etc.? Cause the Cavs girls this year would destroy this team of 7s....

I'm going to do some research now cause I got nothing better to do...

Im going to be frank with you Frank, your post sucks!

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:23

FrankeeFrankFrank: Apr 21, 2005; Say word son.

Carmant posted:

Im going to be frank with you Frank, your post sucks!

haha... you say that like I've never heard it before... I've been a horrible poster for nearly 20 years now...

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:25

FrankeeFrankFrank: Apr 21, 2005; Say word son.

Yo Cav girls killin dem Cali hoes...

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:31

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

Yo Cav girls killin dem Cali hoes...

I'd have to disagree with your assessment of the situation FrankeeFrankFrank.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:36

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

Yo Cav girls killin dem Cali hoes...

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# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:37

FrankeeFrankFrank: Apr 21, 2005; Say word son.

Carmant posted:

I'd have to disagree with your assessment of the situation FrankeeFrankFrank.

OK you got a thing for ugly broads... to each his own... its cool...

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:45

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Can someone fill me in when did they turn the lakers into girls

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:48

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

Yo Cav girls killin dem Cali hoes...

I tried to make up names for these girls akin to the Lakers' Girls but Poe's Law beat me down.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:50

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Zahgaegun posted:

I tried to make up names for these girls akin to the Lakers' Girls but Poe's Law beat me down.

You couldn't because your computer has 2 times as many transistors as 2 years ago??

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:55

FrankeeFrankFrank: Apr 21, 2005; Say word son.

a hole-y ghost posted:

Can someone fill me in when did they turn the lakers into girls

Bruce Jenner started this trend out in Cali... it's getting real popular I guess...

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:55

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

a hole-y ghost posted:

You couldn't because your computer has 2 times as many transistors as 2 years ago??

That's Cole's Law

# ? Jul 13, 2016 22:05

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Zahgaegun posted:

That's Cole's Law

Trying to get me to say coleslaw... Nice try but I aint falling for it

# ? Jul 13, 2016 22:08

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Wizard Master posted:

I'm worried about Artie lange

Also, Laker girls went from ridiculously hot high end strippers to "Some real pretty moms from the PTA wearing their date night make-up"

# ? Jul 13, 2016 22:09

Dogmeat: Jun 20, 2003; Woof!

a hole-y ghost posted:

Can someone fill me in when did they turn the lakers into girls

close enough?

Booblord Zagats posted:

I'm worried about Artie lange

Also, Laker girls went from ridiculously hot high end strippers to "Some real pretty moms from the PTA wearing their date night make-up"

Yeah, there's way better options for hot chicks in LA than basketball players.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 22:16

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Dogmeat posted:

close enough?

Those are clearly the Farmers

# ? Jul 13, 2016 22:18

tag youre fat: Aug 16, 2013; C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

i like how each group have a token ginger

# ? Jul 13, 2016 22:21

1st_Panzer_Div.: May 11, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Is there actually no goonette college or pro cheer leader on these forums? I've realized in threads like this, no one has ever been like they're actually nice, or blah. Granted the tone here is creepy, but given all the dnd porn people, I figured we'd have to have seen one by now.

Or they're literally all crazy, end of story.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 22:59