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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I was not expecting the announcement of the Chapo Media Empire©™ even though it makes perfect sense. I see even Chapo cannot escape constant need for growth inherent in capitalism.

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

The real purpose of Cum Town is as a psyop to make Chapo sound well produced. The crew is learning some tricks from their CIA handlers.

Also, congrats to Felix for making it onto Zizek's enemies list
http://thephilosophicalsalon.com/reply-to-my-critics-part-two/


A man who has not embraced the Gorilla Mindset

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

http://genius.it/10189922/thephilosophicalsalon.com/the-sexual-is-political
Annotations

A reminder that Zizek is basically a goon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA60L_NQYm0

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Give me a Frost/Mullen podcast.

She's a Marxist feminist published known for confrontational leftist politics. He's an aspiring comedian with strong opinions on racial humor and rape. They share an apartment.

Sometimes I feel like I stalk these people just with what I know from listening to their podcasts

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Somebody link Stav's nude instagram account

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/RedKahina/status/767835354418348032
https://twitter.com/RedKahina/status/767837166844149761
https://twitter.com/RedKahina/status/767837474068504577

https://twitter.com/CHAPOTRAPHOUSE/status/767836911272681472

https://twitter.com/RedKahina/status/767838512855060480
https://twitter.com/RedKahina/status/767841706511331328

https://twitter.com/CHAPOTRAPHOUSE/status/767856010866327554

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Shameless stolen from wikitionary

quote:

1.(British) A member of the Communist Party of Great Britain who slavishly followed the Kremlin line, agreeing with the crushing of revolts in Hungary and later Czechoslovakia by Soviet tanks.

2.(derogatory) By extension, anyone engaging in Stalin apologetics.

Today it's basically used against people who believe that everyone outside of their leftist sect (which consists of a group DM on twitter) is a CIA disinfo agent

Honestly I think we need a new term because it's used more for leftist flavored conspiracy theorists than people defending any sort of political ideology. Say what you will about Stalin apologists, but at least it's an ethos.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/neeratanden/status/767903602836926464

Neera Tanden is the new dril

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

The lack of black guests is a legitimate thing to critique Chapo on, but their critics on the left are too busy uncovering the Chapo-CIA connections to focus on that right now.

https://twitter.com/numinouscosmos/status/768660846335496192

Edit: gently caress beaten

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Did the Saudis get Felix's twitter account suspended again?

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/Stefan_BC/status/768876426246225920

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I finally listened to the rape discussion Cum Town and it's mostly just not funny. I disagreed with stuff but no one says anything super terrible or anything.

Except Adam, who I'm starting to think is one of those guys who try to be so woke they end up saying gender stereotypes from 100 years ago.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Pretty convenient Molly Klein had a rant about Chapo being CIA funded right before a premium show with a guest who could plausibly be CIA.

Almsot a little too convenient.

Is Molly Klein a Chapo viral marketing stunt to raise publicity for their show? How much are they paying her? Is she just another character by Felix?

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I don't know enough about Metal Gear but it's got evil clones right?

I'm going to blame that.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Big get for the Cum Boys here

https://twitter.com/BRANDONWARDELL/status/769644650051305474

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Congrats Al-Saqr for being one of Felix's favorite listeners since you're in a Gulf state.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Al-Saqr posted:

Oh? Why is that? Did he mention something?

He was celebrating on twitter when the podcast analytics showed they had like 5 listeners in Qatar.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Left twitter is devoting today to re-litigating Jacobinghazi so we're going to have to wait till tomorrow for reaction to Felix's return.

I hate that I know this.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I for one support Hillary's actions to help the reasonable racists take back control of the Republican party.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

drat, you figured it out, we're all secret Trump supporters. I'm personally bitter that Dems like Rahm Emanuel are pandering to the black community by covering up police murders and defunding healthcare and education.

Him and the rest of the party need to focus on the real discriminated against groups: Irish Americans and formerly married fathers.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Chapo Trap House: Defending good liberalism through debate and logic. No fallacies here!

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/fender_splendor/status/770709296883437568

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

The situation in the Park Slope mansion has become dangerous and unacceptable
https://twitter.com/BRANDONWARDELL/status/770753588142497793

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

You can never have enough Nasrallah. Assuming you don't actually live in Lebanon.



Yeah, Keepin' it 1600 has a big following on this forum and people voluntarily watch prime-time cable news for the sick burns. We're pretty much trash.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Every podcast should end with a cat throwing up because of its own stench.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

If you posted in this thread market research indicates that you are most likely a Bernie Bro.

This was the guy who's writing popularized the term btw

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

In case people need Game of Thrones analogies to understand this Vox has you covered.
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/771464869644234752

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/matthewwalther/status/771213202046582784

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Deray is mayor of Baltimore and an experiment in native advertising that has gone out of control

Good to know that when I got that dick pic from Felix, he did not include all those Baseball Crank stickers in there on purpose.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I think the format of Felix and Will being in the room with the guest while Matt phones in fucks with the dynamics of the show. I really wanted Matt to go in on calling Sam Hyde a loving fascist, but instead we got Brandon Wardell talking about how he got really obsessed with the concept of "irony." That one quiz they took proved Matt's the one true proletarian on the show anyway.

They need to have a black guest, and it's not like New York is lacking for options. I kind of want them to have Mariame Kaba (@prisonculture) on to talk Chicago politics and trash the Clintons.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Bring in Adolf Reed so the can all mock identity politics and then the Chapo Boys can be awkwardly quiet while he tells them they really should vote for Clinton.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/772151832412033024

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

In my Chapo EU Fanon every true Bernie Bro gets a magical letter inviting them to join the Matt Bruening Election Team

https://twitter.com/CarlBeijer/status/771505803702444032
https://twitter.com/GaganAtreya/status/751580660108632064
https://twitter.com/ZTOESQ/status/746403461999230976
https://twitter.com/Jeevesmeister/status/725752409549578240

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Chapo Heads want universal free bus fare (no means testing!) so they can save more money to finally get headboards

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/774026882966777856

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

"I don't even want to punch the baby, I just want everyone to be mad at me," is a great new motto for Cum Town.

The reveal that Seth Dickfield is a former white supremacist is insane.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Extra features for this episode:

7th Floor Crew Rap by University of Miami football players Greg Olsen, Jon Beason, Darnell Jenkins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ujKxpAvLKg

Dan Gilbert's Letter to Cleveland (Pretend it's in Comic Sans)

quote:

Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.

There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:

"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER 'KING' WINS ONE"

You can take it to the bank.

If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.

This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.

But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio.

The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Just watch.

Sleep well, Cleveland.

Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day....

I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:

DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue....

Dan Gilbert

Majority Owner

Cleveland Cavaliers

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I loved Wardell on Cum Town and hated him on Chapo.

His shtick is funnier in a confrontational environment.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Literally posted:

drat,about time they upgraded their audio equipment.

Rent for the Park Slope mansion had to be covered before the audio upgrade happened.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/JonWhiteBriefly/status/778302705626263552

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

The right wing is trying to claim punk music again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MkRuV0aCcI

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