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pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

SulphagneSocialist posted:

Previously that problem has been solved by guillotines. I'd prefer to figure something else out here.

I'd love to see them all set up on a webcam in a super-max penitentiary (hopefully one that was formerly owned by one of these scumfucks), so that any American citizen can log on and watch their former lawmakers rot in prison, in real-time.
There's no audio, no interaction of any sort, just a nice 60fps, 720p video output of rich douchebags finally getting the consequences they wrought.

That said, every single aspect of the guillotine screams "revolution", so much so that the very image is basically an 18th century French meme for the concept.

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pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

FlamingLiberal posted:

I'm pretty sure the vast majority of those alt-right shitheads are not going to read

Let's be honest here.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
"Rotsee" is absolutely an acronym-turned-word that is used by pretty much everyone in the military except the most uptight Rules-fuckers.

Bitching about it is like trying to say that scuba isn't a word.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
Oh! You mean the Spock frock.

The "I saved $14 by doing it myself", or the "ask me about my extensive doujinshi collection" haircut.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
I feel you.

The fascist haircut du jour was basically the only way my hair ever actually behaved, so now I'm back to looking like a god-damned unruly mop so as to not be mistaken for some sister-loving douche.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Neon Belly posted:

Just tell people you’re a big Macklemore fan. It’s less bad objectively and more socially acceptable.

A. I kinda am, saw him live in '13 and he killed, but B. He disavowed his haircut like, the day after Charlottesville went down.

That's the world we live in, folks.
Nazis Took My Haircut.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
Maybe it's a "laugh, to stop yourself from just screaming and crying" kind of a thing.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Bryter posted:

lol if you hear someone say screeching and immediately associate it with women maybe the problem is a little closer to home than you think

I hear screeching and immediately think "eels", because i am both a nerd and a child.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

padijun posted:

seriously, read this article, it's a coen brothers level series of bungles: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1986_FBI_Miami_shootout

I love that the response to this gigantic shitshow was not "we need better initial planning" or "we need better firefight tactics" or "we need to learn how to aim a weapon properly" but "we need to be able to fire EVEN MORE, LARGER BULLETS, FASTER".

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
I was not expecting the Chapo thread to suddenly and totally sell me on finally watching Outlaw Star, but gently caress it, the world works in strange ways.

Also, Matt's right about Lynch.
He's great, sure, but if you need to take a 300-level class on "How to properly understand whatever the gently caress you just saw", it's Not a Good Movie.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Dr. Stab posted:

What about the one who is just a tank and has no personality at all?

He's still trans, but he speaks in gender binary.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Halloween Jack posted:

I'm half German and half Irish, and I find it very inefficient that I can't buy liquor at the grocery store.

This is one of the only joys of living in Illinois: hard liquor can be purchased drat near anywhere. It makes everything else about living in Illinois a little bit more tolerable.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Skip My Posts posted:

So nobody here is even in the freakin dsa?

I have considered it for some time now, and still am considering joining, but seeing childish poo poo like this current freak-out and other equally childish online nonsense keeps pushing me back from officially taking the leap, as does my position in the middle of farmland nowhere: equidistant to any actual established chapter, and I don't have anywhere near the free time necessary to even consider starting a chapter, so... yeah.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Matt describes making a game you can't win and just get bored and walk away from. It already exists. It's called Fester's Quest for the SNES.

Goonsay, but Fester's Quest was for the original NES.

It and Castlevania 3 were basically the only video games I played for about 4 years of my life.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
My great-grandfather got awards and medals for killing Nazis.

I'm a good deal more merciful: they can debate the end of my fist rather than the end of his rifle.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Seams posted:

i just assumed 'hundai' was a weird americanism like pronouncing 'craig' as 'cregg'

How else do you pronounce it? Crah-eeg?

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Grammar-Bolshevik posted:

Basically woody hosed kids with about the same certainty as OJ did it.

So, he absolutely did it, got away with it, and then wrote a book about how he did it and got away with it?

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Mr. Lobe posted:

I would like to meet the person alienated from life via carpentry.

Nick Offerman, if Parks and Rec never got greenlit.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
I actually can't think of a single podcast that I listen to that does release full transcripts, because that's a crazy about of work to do for a very small segment of the population.

Podcasts suck for deaf people, kind of like how art museums suck for the blind.

There's only so much that can be feasibly done in the name of accessibility, as much as it might be a lovely thing to say.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Trabisnikof posted:

whats next, chapo hanging out with some dude who is on Fox News late nite???

Ben Kissel, go on Chapo.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Halloween Jack posted:

Amber discussed in one of her podcast interviews (maybe This is Hell, I can't remember) that post-Chapo was the first year she was rich enough not to qualify for public assistance. She ain't a wealthy tenured professor or anything.

That's a really low bar to clear, too.

I work at a drat restaurant for barely over minimum wage and still somehow "make too much to qualify".

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Famethrowa posted:

I started listening after episode 11 or so after hearing my favorite political journalist Matt Taibi showed up....lol well,

Replace "political journalist Matt Taibi" with "comedian David Cross" and that's me.

That was an... interesting starting point.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

bawfuls posted:

Thesis: corn tortilla’s superior flavor

Antithesis: flour tortilla’s superior durability

Synthesis: corn-flour hybrid tortillas, they are amazing

Just go with the Double-decker.

Corn shell on the inside for structure, flour tort on the outside for durability. Adhere one to the other with sour cream or queso.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
They don't help nobody.

They help "the blackhearted sonofabitch who sold all of these bullshit evaluations to the easily-fleeced empty suits that are in charge of literally every company these days".
The kind that care WAY more about the metrics that get them bonuses than the employees that actually keep the company from going under.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
Absolute bullshit that it's 2024 and they still haven't invented cigarettes that are good for you yet.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
I vaguely remember enjoying Rocknrolla, but I haven't seen it in over 15 years.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
I think you'll find you're staggeringly incorrect there.

Telling someone that they need more maga-loving mental-midget Taylor Sheridan-enjoyers in their life is like telling them "you need more rectal cancer".

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
Anecdotal evidence is a kind of evidence: I knew a guy who was Army PsyOps back in the early aughts who gleefully described doing something quite similar while deployed overseas in what rapidly became the last time I ever spoke to him.
That was in early '06.

So, I'm not surprised by the potential existence of "screaming toddler murder-drones". I'm honestly amazed we're not at "irl half-life 2 manhacks" yet.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Halloween Jack posted:

Why is it that across every subforum on SA, goons will seize any opportunity to talk about their poo poo and farts? None of you are Martin Luther, I don't give a gently caress about what you do on the toilet.

The forums are deeply haunted by the ghosts of 20-year old gbs pants-making GBS threads threads, and occasionally the veil thins.

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pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
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"...Mulva?"

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