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Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Nathilus posted:

Rich white fucks call piracy stealing, we can surely call inside trading stealing if we want. gently caress you.

Best post. \thread.

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

SHISHKABOB posted:

The jazz hands thing has probably happened like five times in real life.

no its snapping fingers thats usually requested instead of scary clapping lmao

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I simple down her recipes. It usually results into tasting like poo poo.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i too buy all of my furniture for pennies from the great auction house of craigslist

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Nathilus posted:

Rich white fucks call piracy stealing, we can surely call inside trading stealing if we want. gently caress you.

rich white fucks like Dr Dre, Kanye West, Pee Diddy, Seal, R Kelly and Prince

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

"And STAY OFF MY LAWN!" - Martha Stewart

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I have been to jail and back, and no one like someone who thinks they are better than you

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
martha excon stewart

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I'm a millenial and I agree

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

vols bitch posted:

martha excon stewart

she has done nothing than think she is better than me

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

businesses target lazy people now? not like they've never done that?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

AlphaKeny1 posted:

businesses target lazy people now? not like they've never done that?

I made friends in jail

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


who gives a poo poo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

AlphaKeny1 posted:

businesses target lazy people now? not like they've never done that?

I think they should target the!m.... With a gun

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Fried Watermelon posted:

who gives a poo poo

gently caress yeah. I like you

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

jon stewart is a goon

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
"Millenials are lazy" says generation who enabled this

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
old woman yells at cloud

gently caress off bitxh I'm hittin tokes n catchin pokes

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Old people blaming young people for not being relevant anymore.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Macnult posted:

Old people blaming young people for not being relevant anymore.

young people arent relevent

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
shes a convicted felon and i hope she gets facefucked

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
what are they gonna do? Tell our god?

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Nathilus posted:

Rich white fucks call piracy stealing, we can surely call inside trading stealing if we want. gently caress you.

We'll see who the editor at Mirriam-Webster listens to on this one.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what are they gonna do? Tell our god?

I hope not!

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Lamebot posted:

We'll see who the editor at Mirriam-Webster listens to on this one.

Miriam Webster? heh, i'll neg that bitch til she puts a picture of my cock next to the entry for "god"

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!

Horniest Manticore posted:

Miriam Webster? heh, i'll neg that bitch til she puts a picture of my cock next to the entry for "god"

It's a small entry then, isn't it?

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Person who will soon be worm food after a life of luxury says things "look grim". Please explain my problems to me, television casserole lady.

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose
Kinda late to the dogpile aren't ya Martha?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Yeah this cracker rear end cracker millionaire is gonna know what's going on anywhere with youths today.

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010
She's catering to the demographic that finds her relevant while demonizing the demographic that doesn't.

This is why I hate celebrity opinions.

So ~mad~!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
everyone is lazy compared to martha stewart. bitch is wound up so tight that her cut extruded out to form a prehensile proboscis.

Twistershift
Feb 7, 2007
Guys, she married a lawyer at 19 and got her "own" apartment that she fixed up with "her" money, I mean, if ya'll aren't doing that, ya'll just lazy. Bootstraps, people.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
im going to have sex with martha stewart

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
then blackmail her. thats my path to riches

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
I wish I could have started out as a model. But I didnt work hard enough :(

She got her asses kicked on TV by a Moth Robert Smith, what a loser.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

quote:

When Stewart was 10, she worked as the occasional babysitter for the children of Mickey Mantle, Yogi Berra, and Gil McDougald, all players for the New York Yankees.

Jesus loving christ, connected to the rich and famous at AGE TEN.


Millenialls so lazy loving biotchaSDJI0PF WHY DONT WE ALL MARRY YALE LAW GRADS AT 19, ITS SO SIMPLE

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Jul 14, 2016

Rorobb
Aug 17, 2005

One of my friends married her niece and they had the wedding at her "country" house. Holy moly is she rich. She rode up in a golf cart right before the ceremony, read a poem with 3-4 videographers filming her, then disappeared the rest of the night. My wife threw up in her guest house bathroom. AMA?

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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
martha stewart leaves steps out of recipes to promote the illusion of her ultra-competence

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