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Rorobb posted:One of my friends married her niece and they had the wedding at her "country" house. Holy moly is she rich. She rode up in a golf cart right before the ceremony, read a poem with 3-4 videographers filming her, then disappeared the rest of the night. My wife threw up in her guest house bathroom. AMA? How fat was she that she needed a golf cart to her own drat wedding lol Any normal rich bride would've used a horse or a team of black men
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Rorobb posted:One of my friends married her niece and they had the wedding at her "country" house. Holy moly is she rich. She rode up in a golf cart right before the ceremony, read a poem with 3-4 videographers filming her, then disappeared the rest of the night. My wife threw up in her guest house bathroom. AMA? Did your wife throw up in the bowl or did she have the presence of mind to do it in the tank and leave a vomit upper decker?
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Fried Watermelon posted:How fat was she that she needed a golf cart to her own drat wedding lol The bride didn't use the golf cart, Martha did. The ceremony was at her stables, and she rode down an open field that everyone was facing from the "main house" in her luxury golf cart. The bride just walked down the aisle like a pleb. Cthulu Carl posted:Did your wife throw up in the bowl or did she have the presence of mind to do it in the tank and leave a vomit upper decker? Ugh, if only I had the presence of mind to make that happen.
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Race Realists posted:https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1254262/meet-generation-snowflake-the-hysterical-modern-kids-who-cant-cope-with-being-offended/ i dont think a white lady who bakes chicxkens for a living and cheats at the stock market gets to call ppl lazy but im not an ethopian child soldier so i migjht not be allowed to say that
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Imagine that the economy is a tomato plant on a terrace. The Baby Boomers inherited a healthy, bountiful plant from their parents, filled with ripe red tomatoes. In their avarice, the Boomers picked every single tomato from the plant and hoarded them in their fridge. Then they forgot to water the plant. Then they elected politicians who enacted laws that said you have to replace the soil in your tomato pot with a mix of sand, mercury, and cum. Now they complain that succeeding generations don't have any tomatoes.
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Jul 14, 2016 15:23
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millenials created a brand new nation in the middle east and are doiong a v good job at enforcing laws so idk how thats lazy
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fat and lazy and probably lives with his parents, checks out
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Jul 14, 2016 15:49
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the trump tutelage posted:martha stewart often steals recipies, then leaves steps out to promote the illusion of her ultra-competence and to avoid lawsuits FIXED
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Jul 14, 2016 15:50
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hmm she has a good point
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Rorobb posted:One of my friends married her niece and they had the wedding at her "country" house. Holy moly is she rich. She rode up in a golf cart right before the ceremony, read a poem with 3-4 videographers filming her, then disappeared the rest of the night. My wife threw up in her guest house bathroom. AMA? Were you in her three way? http://www.jdjournal.com/2013/06/28/martha-stewart-confesses-to-sexting-and-having-a-three-way/
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Jul 14, 2016 15:54
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Martha Stewart is kinda sexy
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pretty sure the opinion of a fat white felon means dickall x2 because it's a woman
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who is the one that got diabetes and then immediately teamed up with a drug company to sell diabetes meds?
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Jul 14, 2016 15:56
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Martha Stewart is a terrible food photographer who advises people buy a thousand-dollar point and shoot to take worse pictures than an Iphone: https://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/someone-needs-to-tell-martha-stewart-her-food-tweets-are-dis?utm_term=.juYl2AnJY#.ligJbDNXZ
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City of Tampa posted:Martha Stewart is kinda sexy for fucks sake thats the only reason you know who she is
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plain blue jacket posted:who is the one that got diabetes and then immediately teamed up with a drug company to sell diabetes meds? Paula Deen, also was criticized as a hypocrite when she signed up with Novo Nordisk, then continued to hawk her hi-fat hi-stank foodology that gave her it in the first place
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Jul 14, 2016 16:03
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quote:“But who are millennials? Now we are finding out that they are living with their parents. lol suck my cock you stupid bint
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Jul 14, 2016 16:08
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bint is a new word i just learned
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paul_soccer10 posted:she stole a bunch of money
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Schlonged Again posted:Imagine that the economy is a tomato plant on a terrace. The Baby Boomers inherited a healthy, bountiful plant from their parents, filled with ripe red tomatoes. In their avarice, the Boomers picked every single tomato from the plant and hoarded them in their fridge. Then they forgot to water the plant. Then they elected politicians who enacted laws that said you have to replace the soil in your tomato pot with a mix of sand, mercury, and cum. Now they complain that succeeding generations don't have any tomatoes. i like to make my tomaters into salsa 
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Rorobb posted:Ugh, if only I had the presence of mind to make that happen. It's a good idea anyway because you can sit on the toilet backwards instead of kneeling in pubes and piss splatter and god knows what else. But it requires either an accomplice or for you to get there in plenty of time because the tank lid is heavier than the bowl lid and if you're in a rush you might fling or drop it, damaging the lid and ruining the surprise.
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Race Realists posted:Bi-Generation Millennials more likely to ‘bed both men and women’ as a result of ‘rapid cultural change’ in other words millennials will do literally anything to afford living in san fran/brooklyn on $35k/year
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Jul 14, 2016 17:56
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I had to spend an entire summer flipping burgers for $1.36 an hour before I could buy my first house. Life's not a cakewalk for anyone you dumb kids.
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Speaking of burgers, it is true that raw meat in the fridge for too long and then thinking you can cook it below 160 degrees is not a good idea.
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Cthulu Carl posted:It's a good idea anyway because you can sit on the toilet backwards instead of kneeling in pubes and piss splatter and god knows what else. The floors of Martha Stewart's bathrooms are cleaner than the plates you eat off of. This I guarantee you.
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Jul 14, 2016 18:57
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ive always wanted to go to a super rich person's house and do to their perfumes what the people in Fight Club do
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Jul 14, 2016 18:57
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look at the excuses losers use to not even try sad, if you kids looked half as hard for a job as you do for pokemon you would be such sadbrains
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Jul 14, 2016 19:11
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Those lines about turning colleges into safe spaces and applause being replaced with jazz hands makes me think. Do these old fucks really think that their generation were better when they were in school? Every generation had unique stupid bullshit they did.
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rotinaj posted:Those lines about turning colleges into safe spaces and applause being replaced with jazz hands makes me think. Do these old fucks really think that their generation were better when they were in school? Every generation had unique stupid bullshit they did. reminder that boomers never fought a war while their kids fought two and are still fighting one
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Jul 14, 2016 19:43
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Convicted felon tries to have moral high ground
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rotinaj posted:Those lines about turning colleges into safe spaces and applause being replaced with jazz hands makes me think. Do these old fucks really think that their generation were better when they were in school? Every generation had unique stupid bullshit they did. lmbo yes they were better, they protested actual things and affected actual change.. look up the 60s, retard
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Jul 14, 2016 19:50
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Hey martha take your stupid rear end back to club fed and get hosed.
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reallivedinosaur posted:lmbo boomers were children in the 60s idiot
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what a sad gaggle of failures keep blaming everyone but yourselves, and maybe bernie sanders will pay for your college and give you free things
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reallivedinosaur posted:what a sad gaggle of failures i don't think boomers are having trouble with attending college?
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:boomers were children in the 60s idiot boomers were children in the 50s idiot they were in college in the 60s holy christ you dont even know who to rage at rage into the mirror, your a loser and its your own fault you are so weak
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:reminder that boomers never fought a war while their kids fought two and are still fighting one Vietnam: not a war. I'm sure teacher gave your millennial rear end an A in history to protect your precious feelings, though.
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P-Mack posted:Vietnam: not a war. well, technically, it wasnt  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_of_Tonkin_Resolution
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P-Mack posted:Vietnam: not a war. laos war lebanese civil war shaba grenada panama
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