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Horniest Manticore posted:this thread is worse than both the matrix sequals combined Lets not say things we cant take back
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I'm gonna reinsert my brain//shunt.code but like with admin controls on it's gonna be siiiick.  e: yes, like a matrix game genie; natch.
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Jul 14, 2016 07:23
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FaradayCage posted:Also I'll get rid of the redpill thing so dudes can stop kidding themselves about their social disorder.
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Jul 14, 2016 07:26
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FaradayCage posted:The Matrix doesn't exist in The Matrix so you can't can't load up a program to learn kung-fu or have sex with literally everything. Think about it on both ends though, do aliens even have ships that could concievably attach their human stock and brainwipe it or whatever? It has been generations. They don't capture humans and attach them anymore they breed them in an internal system. Cypher was probably just going to be killed outright. But his nostalgia was real. For one, his job isn't one of the jobs that lets him do tons of cool cyberman stuff, but even when he does, it's tense, life threatening work, it's the life of a soldier. He knows his real body is in a coccoon the ruins of mankind constantly fleeing machines. That really, really sucks, you gotta be a goddamn communist guerilla sort of dedicated to a cause for that to not wear on you, and clearly it wears on everyone in zion, as apocalyptic orgy raves are pretty likely to just spontaneously break out for a political rally.
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Jul 14, 2016 07:36
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FaradayCage posted:The Matrix doesn't exist in The Matrix so you can't can't load up a program to learn kung-fu or have sex with literally everything. Trinity learns how to fly a helicopter while inside the matrix, but I'll never know why someone who can pilot an electromagnetically powered hovercraft couldn't fly a helicopter. Talking about all the things wrong with these movies and all the things that could have improved is a waste of time, hopefully someone revisits the concept now that VR and AR technology are taking off again.
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Jul 14, 2016 07:47
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didnt one of the guys who made this start wearing womens clothes
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Jul 14, 2016 07:51
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What is this fourth stimpire poo poo did someone try to write the grossest possible dystopia or something?
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Jul 14, 2016 07:53
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Drunk & Ugly posted:didnt one of the guys who made this start wearing womens clothes First one and then the other. statistically i don't know how likely it is for 2 brothers to turn out to be late life trans women but they both are
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Jul 14, 2016 07:59
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Drunk & Ugly posted:didnt one of the guys who made this start wearing womens clothes That one girl in the movie that Cypher killed was named "Switch" and it was because she could switch her mouth from being off a dick to being on a dick as fast as Matrixers (the ones in suits I forget their name) move. Basically all the wiminz in The Matrix do is bad acting. Like lol Trinity. Just because you Cersei'd yourself into knowing you love The One and he's a dead man doesn't mean you can't smile once in awhile. Anyhow, back to The Switcher 3. 
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Jul 14, 2016 08:33
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I wish that reality really was the Matrix. I don't understand the plot, why were they trying to get out of it?
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Jul 14, 2016 10:25
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Moridin920 posted:ignorance is bliss
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Jul 14, 2016 10:25
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SpaceAceJase posted:I wish that reality really was the Matrix. I don't understand the plot, why were they trying to get out of it? Because we're like slaves maaaaaaan we gotta be a free people! Even though we destroyed the world in the first place.
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Jul 14, 2016 11:56
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SpaceAceJase posted:I wish that reality really was the Matrix. I don't understand the plot, why were they trying to get out of it? because you cant just make a movie about having the possibility to wander around enjoying poo poo all day thats boring it would just be life
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Jul 14, 2016 12:03
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I never understood the whole "get to a hard line to log out" thing. Were they worried that the agents would accuse them of combat logging and not stop whining about it?
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Jul 14, 2016 12:11
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hate to poo poo in the soup here but if there was a matrix it would actually be real
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Jul 14, 2016 12:13
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because entropy dictates that any simulation as complex as reality would ultimately reach heat death as it approaches the voltage of the earths core, at which point it would simply give way to reality. But hey I'm not scientits. 
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hemophilia posted:Think about it on both ends though, do aliens even have ships that could concievably attach their human stock and brainwipe it or whatever? It has been generations. They don't capture humans and attach them anymore they breed them in an internal system. Cypher was probably just going to be killed outright. But his nostalgia was real. For one, his job isn't one of the jobs that lets him do tons of cool cyberman stuff, but even when he does, it's tense, life threatening work, it's the life of a soldier. He knows his real body is in a coccoon the ruins of mankind constantly fleeing machines. That really, really sucks, you gotta be a goddamn communist guerilla sort of dedicated to a cause for that to not wear on you, and clearly it wears on everyone in zion, as apocalyptic orgy raves are pretty likely to just spontaneously break out for a political rally. His real body isn't in one, though.
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Jul 14, 2016 12:16
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If you eat the white goop and live in a cave you get to lose your virginity for real and if you stay in the matrix all you get to do is pretend you have sex for your entire life.
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Jul 14, 2016 12:23
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reignofevil posted:If you eat the white goop and live in a cave you get to lose your virginity for real and if you stay in the matrix all you get to do is pretend you have sex for your entire life. Woah...
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Jul 14, 2016 12:27
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Turmoil posted:I never understood the whole "get to a hard line to log out" thing. it's a story constraint because if they could just drop out of the matrix safely any time they wanted then nothing would ever present any threat to them except instant death from total surprise which makes for a really short movie e: I mean I realize you were making a joke and you know this, I totally knew that
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Jul 14, 2016 12:42
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Jukeboxblues posted:Woah... dont let him fool you into eating any white goop in the future im separating you two , i feel like hes having a bad influence on you
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Jul 14, 2016 12:49
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Someone post the french guys girlfriend. I wanna plug into her matrix wink wink nudge nudge
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Drunk & Ugly posted:dont let him fool you into eating any white goop But mom...
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Jul 14, 2016 13:26
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Actually op, the matrix is fine and "liberating" people by bringing them into a completely different world that they have no experience in and no knowledge of by the loving truckload just because you can is a terrible idea
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Jul 14, 2016 13:39
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Oh word? You can plug dudes into a computer and they'll just know how to do stuff? Huh, weird, it's almost like being plugged into a computer is better for you than living in the Matrix's real world......
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Jul 14, 2016 13:40
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#sowoke
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Jul 14, 2016 13:42
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CJacobs posted:Oh word? You can plug dudes into a computer and they'll just know how to do stuff? Huh, weird, it's almost like being plugged into a computer is better for you than living in the Matrix's real world...... Given that the magic all seems to happen when they plug some gigantic cord into your skull anyway I'd put forward that this is probably something humans could learn how to do in the real world if they had the resources and the time. Edit- Tho it's gonna be pretty funny when you try out your new awesome skills at dodging bullets and poo poo and your regular fat body that has never worked a day in its life just leaves you sprawled all over the floor like a low rent star wars kid.
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Jul 14, 2016 13:43
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"Welcome to the real world, get ready to help us fight the machines!! War!! Fear!! Constant threat of death!!" "uh hey can i go back to the place i was in where there are none of those things" "No, shooting that gross sludgy birthing allegory scene again in reverse would be way too taxing on the film budget"
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Jul 14, 2016 13:48
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CJacobs posted:"Welcome to the real world, get ready to help us fight the machines!! War!! Fear!! Constant threat of death!!" Maybe not everyone is a little bitch like you
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Jul 14, 2016 13:54
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I don't want to be chopped up and fed to baby humans when I die. I would rather rot as a horrifying skeleton six feet below the earth while various pest creatures infest my corpse's chamber and begin living inside my chest cavity. The natural way.
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Jul 14, 2016 13:54
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Jukeboxblues posted:"Maybe not everyone is a little bitch like you"
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Jul 14, 2016 13:55
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Hopefully we can still bring post-2001 fashion trends to the dirty unplugged masses. Behold:  How does this hat make you feel, Neo?
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Jul 14, 2016 13:57
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idk poo poo bucket is pretty tight
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Jul 14, 2016 13:57
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*is on a cool rear end spaceship while bitch baby works a fake job for fake money and doesnt even know kung fu lmbo*
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Jul 14, 2016 13:58
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Woah...... I don't know kung fu......
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Jul 14, 2016 14:00
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social vegan posted:idk poo poo bucket is pretty tight Here's the thing about making GBS threads into a bucket: would you be able to poo poo into a bucket if you were being pursued by metal cthulu creatures that want to grind you into gibs. Would you be able to pinch a loaf knowing that you might die at any second and you'd die while making GBS threads.
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Jul 14, 2016 14:01
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I have no mouth and there is no spoon.
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Jul 14, 2016 14:05
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TBH the version of the matrix where they CAN drop out at any time and it doesn't matter ever but it's far more dangerous outside, is a better (& Scarrier) movie
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Jul 14, 2016 14:06
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CJacobs posted:Here's the thing about making GBS threads into a bucket: would you be able to poo poo into a bucket if you were being pursued by metal cthulu creatures that want to grind you into gibs. Would you be able to pinch a loaf knowing that you might die at any second and you'd die while making GBS threads. Yes.
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Then fair enough. You have a stronger colon than I do I guess.
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