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If you eat the white goop and live in a cave you get to lose your virginity for real and if you stay in the matrix all you get to do is pretend you have sex for your entire life.
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CJacobs posted:Oh word? You can plug dudes into a computer and they'll just know how to do stuff? Huh, weird, it's almost like being plugged into a computer is better for you than living in the Matrix's real world...... Given that the magic all seems to happen when they plug some gigantic cord into your skull anyway I'd put forward that this is probably something humans could learn how to do in the real world if they had the resources and the time. Edit- Tho it's gonna be pretty funny when you try out your new awesome skills at dodging bullets and poo poo and your regular fat body that has never worked a day in its life just leaves you sprawled all over the floor like a low rent star wars kid.
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Jul 14, 2016 13:43
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I don't want to be chopped up and fed to baby humans when I die. I would rather rot as a horrifying skeleton six feet below the earth while various pest creatures infest my corpse's chamber and begin living inside my chest cavity. The natural way.
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Jul 14, 2016 13:54
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I think the real tragedy of the matrix is that the loving solar powered robots didn't take a hint and just go into space. Let us humans sit under the earth making GBS threads into buckets like we always have and always will. Maybe if they weren't stupid machines they would be able to stop trying to achieve their stupid goals and go off and be happy and lazy like a real sapient being.
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Jul 14, 2016 14:15
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Moridin920 posted:why is that so absurd to you? If this was a simulation we would have found a way to lag the processor by now.
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