Being unplugged from The Matrix is better than living in it.

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phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
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Are you asking me to unplug you? Cuz I will.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 05:17

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phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
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OctoberBlues posted:

We're probably in a game of the loving sims anyway.

Basically if Elon Musk believes it, it's a dumb fad and you shouldn't care. All these dumb arguments are as old as the late stone age and nobody will ever know so it doesn't make any difference.

And frankly, if God/Aliens/Lucifer can't do better than the Sims, it was a failure from the get-go.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 05:37

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
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OctoberBlues posted:

Yeah, but I found a glitch in the programming, let me detail it below in 3,000-5,000 words:

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Wait, now the walls are breathing. What did you do?

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 05:40

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
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I have no mouth and there is no spoon.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 14:05

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reignofevil posted:

I think the real tragedy of the matrix is that the loving solar powered robots didn't take a hint and just go into space. Let us humans sit under the earth making GBS threads into buckets like we always have and always will. Maybe if they weren't stupid machines they would be able to stop trying to achieve their stupid goals and go off and be happy and lazy like a real sapient being.

We made them in our own image.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 14:21

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phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
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CJacobs posted:

His post is a 1:1 quote of what elon musk said when he was forced to talk about it

I don't get how he was "forced to talk about it". He's a spergy billionaire with too much time on his hands and because he has an accent some Americans take him seriously. He talks about poo poo that's as old as Pythagoras but all the internet suckups tell him he's a genius whereas people in real life take him with a grain of salt, so of course he believes in the matrix.

I'm all for weird metaphysical talk, but this is just more of the same "what if like, our whole world was a giant (X)?" Smoke some more hash, druggie.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 19:45

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