- Fat Shat Sings
- Jan 24, 2016
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The Matrix doesn't exist in The Matrix so you can't can't load up a program to learn kung-fu or have sex with literally everything.
Getting plugged back into The Matrix is like saying "Yeah I don't like this whole electricity and internet thing".
Yeah you have to ride around in a hovership and listen Teethy McSpaceBetweenThem and eat white goop. But on your time off you get to do all kinds of poo poo.
Major plothole in Cypher's motivations, IMO.
I'm going to consider writing a remake script on spec.
Also I'll get rid of the redpill thing so dudes can stop kidding themselves about their social disorder.
These guys were cool. I don't want to research their backstory because it will spoil the magic.
Hmmm, I get to eat steak, be rich and gently caress supermodels every day possibly even living beyond death due to some weird super advanced AI fuckery
Nah I'm gonna go live in a cold, damp shithole of a cave where we get one rave in a garbage pit every few months
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