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I'm gonna vote for burying a beholder's eye and peeing on it. ... I mean, let's Hamlet this bitch up and help Gostrim.
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Evil Shoal is great.  Anyway, I vote attack. Sounds like the barbarians would sort of enjoy that!
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Break the last statue, let the paladin die. Once his reflexive fear of death passes, he will probably agree that it is his stern paladin-ly duty to die if it serves to vanquish a mighty evil. If he does not, he's not a true paladin. 
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Aaaa fangs aaaaaa I like the Devilfish.
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Apr 30, 2017 09:11
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'Tex Viscous' is my new favorite NPC name.
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May 10, 2017 21:59
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Yeah, I vote for Brendon as well. That way we get a map that might be useful and we get to beat up both his brothers for their loot in the bargain!
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We should kill the Wild Duke because he's rude.
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May 20, 2017 09:22
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Robbers, huh? I don't trust this Father Pavel. 
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Jun 19, 2017 09:22
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I don't know how you're supposed to pronounce 'Bdyh', so I'm just going to say 'Biddy' and to hell with it.
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Aug 2, 2017 23:12
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Those pirate names.
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Sep 20, 2017 21:17
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King Hard the Terrible
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Sep 28, 2017 02:19
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A very pointy king.
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Oct 6, 2017 05:15
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These dwarfs have some excellent beards, drat.
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Oct 19, 2017 07:07
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Our weapon is mad at us! That is some Disgaea stuff right there.
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Oct 24, 2017 21:03
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I guess he shaved off all his hair while he waited for us to clear the embassy! Good use of time, sir.
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Nov 6, 2017 22:18
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Oh gosh, a train? Let's go to that!
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Nov 21, 2017 22:17
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Aww, little owl. ... yeah, that's what I'm taking away from this update.
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Dec 9, 2017 06:42
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Ugh, well, he's an rear end in a top hat, but we're on official kingly business and should probably be the bigger man, so we should accept his half-assed apology. I guess. (We should also be horrible and passive-aggressive towards him forever, and if we ever get the opportunity to screw him over in some non-lethal way, I say take it.)
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An ale barrel with a telescopic sight attached to it! Marvelous, Bill Gilbert! I think I'd rather make the orc live with his terrible failure forever, or at least until somebody else pastes him. Plus: treasure! Spare him.
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