Sound Mr. Brown posted:

Barbako?

canyoneer posted:

2 pages with no micromancer for shame

Lodin posted:

That's me. Do the worst cause I'm burgin.

Sound Mr. Brown posted:

Barbako?

client posted:

please stop appropriating slob culture

jackyl posted:

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

jackyl posted:

what this is???

Dave_Indeed posted:

Seconded. Who is this turd and why are they so oddly confident?

jackyl posted:

what this is???

Blue Train posted:

gecafe and how can you not be confident looking like that

one time he hosed his rear end in the shower until part of his internals sloughed off into the bottom of the tub

Blue Train posted:

one time he hosed his rear end in the shower until part of his internals sloughed off into the bottom of the tub

Blue Train posted:

gecafe and how can you not be confident looking like that

one time he hosed his rear end in the shower until part of his internals sloughed off into the bottom of the tub

im gaye posted:

lmbo thats a man?

Blue Train posted:

gecafe and how can you not be confident looking like that

one time he hosed his rear end in the shower until part of his internals sloughed off into the bottom of the tub

imandyyo posted:

Have a link for that?

jackyl posted:

quote:

decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.

This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.

Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain.

Last chance to stop. It's horriffic.

I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.

So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.