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Zzulu posted:what a foolish stupid idiotic MORONIC THING TO SAY you can really only do 3 cocks per girl before it gets ridiculous 
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Life is too short not to insert your peen into an available butthole. Fuckin idiot goons itt turning down more buttholes. Keeping a high bpe (butthole per encounter) is core to a successful and fulfilling life and youre pretty much Hitler if you turn it doen.
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Jastiger posted:Life is too short not to insert your peen into an available butthole. Fuckin idiot goons itt turning down more buttholes. Keeping a high bpe (butthole per encounter) is core to a successful and fulfilling life and youre pretty much Hitler if you turn it doen. this is what I told myself in middle school and now I'm bi (though def leaning towards the ladies) not sure what happened first. maybe I saw too many dicks on the internet or something. e: the gay agenda
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Jul 19, 2016 19:06
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naem posted:I think she was angling for an open relationship which I am super not ok with. Like, it's fine we want different things let's break up. Congrats. I probably would've let her take my dignity and self-respect, ball it up and throw it in the garbage.
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Jul 19, 2016 19:07
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naem posted:I think she was angling for an open relationship which I am super not ok with. Like, it's fine we want different things let's break up. whats her number
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Jul 19, 2016 19:07
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naem posted:I think she was angling for an open relationship which I am super not ok with. Like, it's fine we want different things let's break up. I bet this girl was an absolute dynamo in the sack, and her friends probably were too but now you'll never know  I mean, not wife material but that's not what we're discussing here
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Jul 19, 2016 19:08
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a goon: "this hot girl was all over my dick and wanted to do 3somes with her hot girl friends and I was like 'no way man' and then dumped her and she stalked me for a year" suuuuuuuuure
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Jul 19, 2016 19:09
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I was in a MMF threesome once and the other dude put his hand up for a high five and I refused because it was probably the most embarrassing thing I could think of but he kept putting his hand up and gesturing like 'come on' until I high fived him.
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Jul 19, 2016 19:10
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and then my uncle who works at nintendo stood up and clapped
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Jul 19, 2016 19:10
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Yeah that goon is a loving idiot omg. Now youre gonna be that asian dude at the end of Inception all old and filled with regret. Waiting to die. If only you had your one shot at a sexually exciting time, even if its just once youd avoid that disaster
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Jul 19, 2016 19:10
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*Reading from a pamphlet* Step one: Place penis inside willing woman. *Balls up pamphlet and throws it on the ground* Nope. This just isn't for me.
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Jul 19, 2016 19:14
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VendaGoat posted:*Reading from a pamphlet* Once you've gotten that far in the conquest the rest is rote and pat.
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Jul 19, 2016 19:15
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naem posted:The only girl who's ever cheated on me kept suggesting threesomes with her girlfriends, it turns out that wanting to have sex with other people is bad for relationships I've never known of an open relationship that really worked for any length of time. It's usually one partner who wants it, and the other person just goes along with it for awhile to make their partner happy. Jealousy and hurt feelings inevitably ensue, and the formerly monogamous relationship is doomed. If you must have some variety, it's far better to stage the occasional threesome where everything's out in the open. But, as another goon itt said, this is something you do when you're young.
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Jul 19, 2016 20:23
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Three dicks is just too many dicks.
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Jul 19, 2016 20:25
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King Possum III posted:I've never known of an open relationship that really worked for any length of time. It's usually one partner who wants it, and the other person just goes along with it for awhile to make their partner happy. Jealousy and hurt feelings inevitably ensue, and the formerly monogamous relationship is doomed. You're right though that it's far better to be poly/open (or whatever you wanna call it) from the get go. Not the case with my current main girl but we're pretty sane people in the end so it worked out fine. I can imagine how badly it can go if you say: "Darling, there's nothing wrong with you but why couldn't we have fun with other people too." But only because people are insecure. SnowblindFatal fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Jul 19, 2016 |
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Jul 19, 2016 22:01
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Jim Barris posted:I was in a MMF threesome once and the other dude put his hand up for a high five and I refused because it was probably the most embarrassing thing I could think of but he kept putting his hand up and gesturing like 'come on' until I high fived him. I'm pretty sure giving your bro a manly high five while you A frame the girl is like the entire point of a MMF
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Jul 19, 2016 22:52
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RedMage129 posted:Wow check out all these posters who had "real" threesomes that totally happened in real life. GBS full of ballers these days. Nah, it's just a thing that's very accessible to the modern man of 2016. Of my friends 2 have done an mff and another was in negotiations with his ex-gf who wanted an mmf in exchange for an mff. It did not transpire because my friend has old-fashioned notions of one-on-one intimacy. Live in the future your grandfathers fought for.
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Jul 20, 2016 04:47
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I definitely want to have sex with a woman while there is another man in the room, also having sex with the woman no im not gay lol why do you ask
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Jul 20, 2016 06:42
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Jim Barris posted:I was in a MMF threesome once and the other dude put his hand up for a high five and I refused because it was probably the most embarrassing thing I could think of but he kept putting his hand up and gesturing like 'come on' until I high fived him. goons can't high five you missed that high five, didn't you.
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Jul 20, 2016 08:11
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People acting like 3somes are some goon and 2 victoria's secret models plenty of boring average/ less average people do the same thing. gently caress knows some of mine have been nothing to write home about. Edit: I'm bi so I'm kinda cheating.
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Jul 21, 2016 07:10
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just want to confirm that threesomes are not overrated
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EngineerSean posted:just want to confirm that threesomes are not overrated I can tell you from personal experience that 3-ways can be loads of fun.
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Aug 20, 2016 23:04
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Yeah since the last time I've had one more threesome with a hot slim big titted old lady + the young one from earlier ones and that one was actually better than the first ones. His non sexual male friend was just snoring on the couch as we hosed in the same room. 
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Aug 20, 2016 23:14
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Threesome are much like all sex, they are awesome until right after you have it, and then afterwards, it is all extremely overrated
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Aug 20, 2016 23:22
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William Stoner posted:goons can't high five He'd have probably fisted him by accident.
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Aug 21, 2016 01:14
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EngineerSean posted:just want to confirm that threesomes are not overrated They are totally overrated. They are fun and cool, but probably not worth a significant amount of effort to arrange. If one happens, bully for you!
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Aug 21, 2016 02:23
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The organizing is the hassle, getting a mutual girlfriend who hangs out at your house solves all of it.
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Aug 21, 2016 02:25
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4somes r the most overrated and orgies like jfc are u even human @ that point or fully reptilian on sex hormones so gross a cute girl fart in my face once like opening a can of coke with no smell. orgy sex i imagine is quite greasy and fuckin terrible yes i wuld take vomit blow job and kinky sex over orgy sex any day (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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pr0spector88 posted:4somes r the most overrated and orgies like jfc are u even human @ that point or fully reptilian on sex hormones Same
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Aug 21, 2016 13:39
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My wife and I have had a few MMMMMMMMMMMMMMF threesomes.
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Aug 21, 2016 14:17
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Some poly couples/groups work and some don't. Some monogamous couples work and some don't. loving crazy gay earth we live in.
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Jim Barris posted:I was in a MMF threesome once and the other dude put his hand up for a high five and I refused because it was probably the most embarrassing thing I could think of but he kept putting his hand up and gesturing like 'come on' until I high fived him. That's the whole point of a mmf threesome, why even do it if you're not gonna put out?
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Aug 21, 2016 16:28
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Question: is it better to gently caress a 10 or two 5s? Interested in opinions.
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the 10 but the 5s if theyre twins
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Yes. Too much work.
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Theophany posted:Question: is it better to gently caress a 10 or two 5s? A 10. After you've had a few, there's a multiplicative factor when it comes to these things and it's not in the favor of the threesome. I'd probably take two 7.5's over the 10 though.
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When you really think about it, twosomes are overrated.
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It's been my experience that threesomes are more enjoyable than being part of a larger group. Do you goons agree with me?
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ProfessorMurder posted:Into rimming and threesomes? Either you've got yourself a keeper or she's gonna cheat on you and then give you an STD. Why cant it be both
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King Possum III posted:It's been my experience that threesomes are more enjoyable than being part of a larger group. My cap has so far been 3 except for one special bukkake type occasion but I don't really count that one. I bet that having too many women makes disease control a huge bother or else you gotta stick to just one at a time.
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