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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Seems like it'd be nice to get blown by two mouths but everything else would be a chore unless the girls were all over you for some reason.

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

criscodisco posted:

Yeah but two mouths can't really do the in-and-out action that actually gets results in a blowjob. Two mouths is just some weird penis worship bullshit.

I mean again it comes down to a question of enthusiasm. Which is why I think drugs or money need to be involved.

If they're comfortable with the ball/taint area then we can have a great time.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Can't really blame a classy gal for not wanting my wrinkled hairy sack in her mouth. Well I could, but it would be rude.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

criscodisco posted:

Why not? She expects you to put her oyster-smelling abalone in your mouth. And spend like an hour doing it.

If I tried to lie on my stomach, look straight ahead and stick my tongue out, I'd probably vomit and pass out after ten minutes.

I like your attitude. Going to print out this post and present it to anybody I sleep with from now on.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

naem posted:

I think she was angling for an open relationship which I am super not ok with. Like, it's fine we want different things let's break up.

She was shocked too like "but, I'm a hot girl!!"

Then she stalked me for a year good times

Congrats. I probably would've let her take my dignity and self-respect, ball it up and throw it in the garbage.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

*Reading from a pamphlet*

Step one: Place penis inside willing woman.

*Balls up pamphlet and throws it on the ground*

Nope. This just isn't for me.

Once you've gotten that far in the conquest the rest is rote and pat.

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

pr0spector88 posted:

4somes r the most overrated and orgies like jfc are u even human @ that point or fully reptilian on sex hormones

so gross

a cute girl fart in my face once like opening a can of coke with no smell.

orgy sex i imagine is quite greasy and fuckin terrible

yes i wuld take vomit blow job and kinky sex over orgy sex any day

Same

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