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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > If you had the magic bed from Bedknobs and Broomsticks
 
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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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ChrisHansen posted:

I would get a goddamn rampaging army of suits of armor and pillage the countryside
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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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I would have a really fun dream where I got to sit in the stands while King Lion, King of the Animals gets to duke it out with Hitler in a boxing match set in the cartoon jungle. I bought some peanuts from a passing elephant and I spent most of the fight trying to throw them at an annoying flamingo's hat. The King of Animals won the fight, but he clearly cheated with that horseshoe. "Oh well - his Kingdom, his rules~!" My witch babysitter muttered to me and began to usher me out from the stands just as the King began tearing at the neck of his unconscious opponent with the claws on His royal hind feet. "Maybe we should get out of here..." she admitted, then she burst into applause and cheered for the King and then I saluted too and I woke up back at home!

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