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numberoneposter posted:WHY NOT BOTH?!?!?!?! is that nikki cox? edit: oh wow she did not
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At least makeup has an obvious and instantaneous effect 
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Jul 20, 2016 08:30
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Wait, does OP think that muscles are for the ladies? Muscles are so that other men feel bad about their pencil necks and lack of thighs, OP
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Jul 20, 2016 13:57
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muscles are for supporting your man better as you lift him up in your strong thick arms and have him blow you upside down
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Jul 20, 2016 14:00
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I can almost do 10 pull ups before my teres major splits apart like a dead branch in a storm.
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Decebal posted:Man, if the Military ever got a hold of that list they could make the super-soldier Lol go to a gym on any base and you'll see that grunts will find ways to take that stuff all by themselves. CANEX carries protein powder, and the gym is busy all day. That's beside all the guys who are juicing or taking as many not-quite-banned substances as they can. The Army had to ban Crossfit as an option for PT and discourage guys from doing it on their own time because so many guys were breaking themselves.  There's a fitness thread in GiP if you want to see what military guys actually do.
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Frosted Flake posted:The Army had to ban Crossfit as an option for PT and discourage guys from doing it on their own time because so many guys were breaking themselves. We had a guy who got waaaay too in to Crossfit. Ended up permanently loving up his back. Crossfit is less healthy than weekly 12 mile ruck marches, apparently.
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Jul 20, 2016 15:28
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There's a place around here that put a crucifixion cross in the CrossFit logo. This proves it's a Christian movement that should not be allowed in government organization such as the military.
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Jul 20, 2016 15:40
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Crossfit doesn't require trainers to have an exercise science degree or a background in fitness. You can get Crossfit certified in a week or 2 and open up your own "box" to start loving people up by mid-August if you really want.
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Jul 20, 2016 15:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzvy_fgxxIQ Just gonna jump on this bitch's knees...
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Jul 20, 2016 16:12
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Crossfit looks so retarded and dangerous, idk why people do that
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Jul 20, 2016 16:13
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Army PT is stupid and injures people and Crossfit found a way to top that.
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Jul 20, 2016 16:14
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Actually the cross fit box next to my gym is full of hot dudes and ladies, and the fat guys who join seem to lose a good amount of weight very fast Meanwhile the fat idiots (me) at the gym make fun of the hot people while never getting particularly bigger (steroid users excepted) It's very GBS
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Jul 20, 2016 19:02
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Try and watch the Crossfit documentary i dare you
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Jul 20, 2016 19:10
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There's a crossfit documentary? Is it fairly damning? I feel like it should be.
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Jul 20, 2016 20:00
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crossfit is just powerlifting with a ton of gimmicks piled on top and in the bad gyms, with very bad technique as well
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Jul 20, 2016 20:14
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take powerlifting then subtract the big weights for big reps done as fast and subsequently poorly as possible and you get crossfit, and basically a lifetime"s worth of repetitive stress injuries in a just a few years now that's progress you can habeeb in!
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Try and watch the Crossfit documentary i dare you Which one? Can you link a trailer?
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rezatahs posted:take powerlifting then subtract the big weights for big reps done as fast and subsequently poorly as possible and you get crossfit, and basically a lifetime"s worth of repetitive stress injuries in a just a few years TWINKIE HOUSE!
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Jul 20, 2016 20:38
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Some rich froning thing keeps popping up on Netflix or hulu, telling me about the world best dude at exercising ever ever
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Frosted Flake posted:Which one? Can you link a trailer? Its on netflix and it's fuckhead cross fitters sniffing their own farts for X minutes
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Jul 20, 2016 22:03
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the crossfit gym near me costs $200 a month and is full of hot babes meanwhile the lovely hole-in-the-wall gym i go to is inhabited solely by fat moms and one guy who barks like DMX while he benches crossfit seems like a good racket imo
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Jul 20, 2016 22:12
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I went to the gym on lunch break and felt really great afterwards at my idiot sedentary job, I hope women feel the same with makeup because this rules
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Jul 20, 2016 22:14
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i dont care what sport you do but please wear sleeves and a shirt
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Jul 20, 2016 22:14
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Me at the gym 
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Jul 20, 2016 22:23
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numberoneposter posted:i dont care what sport you do but please wear sleeves and a shirt You want Micheal Phelps to be the "Fat Kid" at the pool?
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Jul 20, 2016 22:26
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VendaGoat posted:You want Micheal Phelps to be the "Fat Kid" at the pool? 
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numberoneposter posted:BE SLEEVE YOURSELF STRUMPET!!!! Well I just snort laughed. 
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Jul 20, 2016 22:32
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I'm the weightlifter who uses his physical appearance to mask crippling self-esteem issues, then gets annoyed/mad when someone tells me my hobby/obsession is silly, or not worthy of the time/mental investment. Yeah. That's me. You wanna fight, retard???
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Jul 20, 2016 22:35
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Faffel posted:I'm the weightlifter who uses his physical appearance to mask crippling self-esteem issues, then gets annoyed/mad when someone tells me my hobby/obsession is silly, or not worthy of the time/mental investment. Same except the weightlifting part
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Jul 20, 2016 22:37
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 some people just take pride in their health and their body and big surprise life is easier and more fun when you are healthy and fit
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Jul 20, 2016 22:38
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i only go to the gym for the horse play in the showers
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Luvcow posted:
Yeah and they don't have SA accounts The only thing I miss about being fit are the old man scrotums
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Jul 20, 2016 22:39
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numberoneposter posted:-Creatine Monohydrate. This one is the big gun. The real deal. Load up on creatine and you can win the tour de france. Doesn't creatine cause the user to shed too much water to be good for endurance atheletes? A lot of runners use thyroid medications to boost hormone levels as an alternative to roids
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Jul 20, 2016 23:14
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i was joking about the creatine jebus save me
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numberoneposter posted:i was joking about the creatine jebus save me Thought so. I like my cyclo cross bike a lot more than my road bike. Gonna get some beer hand ups this fall
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Weird OP, could have fooled me. I guess the women walking up to me asking if I play rugby, touching my chest going "It looks fake it's so big" just don't care about a guy's body. lol. When will people learn, you need a combination of many aspects to land a quality woman, and having a fit, muscular body is right up there for most women but yes I can agree it isn't majorly important that you're shredded like a god, just as long as you're not a fat slob. Money, status, face, hair, height will have more impact, but all are important. At the end of the day if you're worrying about a checklist to land women, then you haven't made it. Who cares what they think, you think they have all these standards once they are past 25? Nope.
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Getting strong is dope mainly because it allows you to push poo poo over easier, which is inherently good + cool. Like I saw this dumb sign to donate to some charity and WHAM lol freaking DEE STROYED
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Jul 21, 2016 05:47
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numberoneposter posted:BE SLEEVE YOURSELF STRUMPET!!!! Dang that's beautiful
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i'm stoked for fifteen years down the line when crossfitters bodies are falling apart and paleo dieters are dropping from strokes and heart attacks "who would have known abusing the poo poo out of our bodies and eating a pound of saturated fat a day was bad for you!"
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