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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > hahaha i just realized lifting weights is the male version of makeup
 
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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

 Wtf, no it's not you idiot, it has the useful purpose of making your grip stronger, thus leading to better masturbation

loving idiots never lifted a weight in their life

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

down n out posted:

Actually, money is the male version of makeup. The more you have the better you look.

Now this might be true

* # ¿ Jul 18, 2016 17:02
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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

a dog from hell posted:

About to lift. Currently eating two mcdoubles and drinking coffee.

Is this the new Swole thread

* # ¿ Jul 19, 2016 03:11
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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

spud posted:

LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BNP126zgPU


YEAAAH BUDDY!

On the plus side, he lifted a bunch of heavy things a lot of times and then put it back down exactly where it was before, I'm sure it was worth it

* # ¿ Jul 19, 2016 07:47
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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Lastgirl posted:

u given me pause for reflection OP

this is a lot to take in

i may have to call in on work and take a few weeks or months or years off

as i travel to a reclusive mountaintop high in the Himalayan

so that i may clearly channel and consider the gravity

of your topic post and what it means in our modern society

your insightful commentary has caused me to seek out the means to find a better path to reaching my ideals

because muscles sure aren't as you clearly have demeaned weight lifting to something of an accessory

everything i thought of was a lie

and u have opened my eyes with your clarity and perspective that is neither narrow minded or sophomoric

namaste



Same but I'm heading to 4chan

* # ¿ Jul 20, 2016 02:19
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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

 Actually the cross fit box next to my gym is full of hot dudes and ladies, and the fat guys who join seem to lose a good amount of weight very fast

Meanwhile the fat idiots (me) at the gym make fun of the hot people while never getting particularly bigger (steroid users excepted)

It's very GBS

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

numberoneposter posted:

BE SLEEVE YOURSELF STRUMPET!!!!



Dang that's beautiful

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