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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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might want to rethink that one chief

but thanks for coming out eh

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i agree about the people who lift but dont do any kind of competitive sport

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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because sports > *

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

fake and gay

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

VendaGoat posted:

Synthol muscles = Silicone breasts
gonna give myself massive synthol titties

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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my butt and legs are powerful from training to win the pedaling competition

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Decebal posted:

Can you recommend some of those things cyclists get caught taking to a "civilian"? I'm not participating in any competitions so it's ok
build a hypobaric chamber chamber in your spare room and sleep in it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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http://www.ehow.com/how_7944370_homemade-altitude-chamber.html

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Decebal posted:

Is this what made Armstrong champion so many times ? Whatever he took to give him all those wins is what I want
-EPO, this jacks up your red blood cell count so you never get tired. Lance climbing Mont Ventoux and dropping the field.
-Blood doping, for even more red blood cells, Floyd Landis was suffering one stage and then the next day he blew the field apart.
-Testosterone. Natch.
-Human Growth Hormone. Why not.
-Corticosteroids. Recovery is half the battle.
-Creatine Monohydrate. This one is the big gun. The real deal. Load up on creatine and you can win the tour de france.

He was also a genetic freak sociopath who would literally do anything to win. So that helps too.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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my buddy spent last summer in chile and all the amateur cyclists were on a doping regime and very open about what kind of "juice" or "hot sauce" they were on

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Decebal posted:

They should allow it in regular competitions too. We're watching to be entertained and breaking records does it.
I kind of like the drama of trying to get away with whatever you can at the risk of getting caught plus it pushed development of sneakier and sneakier kinds of cheating.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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A.Barnum posted:

This is a bicycle thread now
I blew up my rear derailleur on Saturday. Took the day off Sunday to fix it. Then I cut a sidewall on my tire today.

poo poo happens in threes so I hope I don't get hit by a car or something tomorrow on my brakeless track bike.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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eyebeem posted:

I lift and ride bikes. I'm fake as gently caress.

Hi, bike thread friends!
yeah i dont post there anymore

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Don Tacorleone posted:

On the plus side, he lifted a bunch of heavy things a lot of times and then put it back down exactly where it was before, I'm sure it was worth it
my favorite exercise is 2

i go through the gym and do two reps of everything at maximum weight

if you want to look tight you gotta be tight warm ups are for women

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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WHY NOT BOTH?!?!?!?!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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NotAnArtist posted:

You post a lot of offensive poo poo but this is the worst
:tipshat:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i dont care what sport you do but please wear sleeves and a shirt

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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VendaGoat posted:

You want Micheal Phelps to be the "Fat Kid" at the pool?
BE SLEEVE YOURSELF STRUMPET!!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i only go to the gym for the horse play in the showers

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i was joking about the creatine jebus save me

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Feb 19, 2014

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Oscar Wild posted:

Thought so. I like my cyclo cross bike a lot more than my road bike. Gonna get some beer hand ups this fall
cyclocross freakin rules we have an amazing series here where i live

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