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I'm planning on backpacking in the SNP soon and they warned that bears are active. Normally I'd just create a fire big enough to offend God and man but camp fires aren't allowed. My dog will be with me but I can't really throw him very far so I doubt I'll be able to throw him at a bear so what should I do? No jokes like a drone or something. Be serious. Like what kind of bazooka should I get? Should I bathe in honey to confuse the bear? Maybe build a moat? Help me out!
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Hmmm. All of these are good options. Re: camera, what do I do with it? Use the flash to scare it or throw it at the bear? Both? For guns, what's the biggest bullet I can buy legally? I'm assuming anything under 50 cal will be useless. True story, my uncle who works for Nintendo was in Iraq and he says that 50 cal bullets are so powerful that people die just from being beside it Edit: elephant gun? Lol That's not even the right animal. Nice try tho best bale fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Jul 18, 2016 |
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AceRimmer posted:Shenandoah National Park I think. Well I'm sure not gonna carry my Gatling gun on my own! That'd just be ridiculous. Hmmm illegal to shoot firearms in the park, eh? Do you happen to know the regulations for drones or maybe firing a gun from a hot air balloon?
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Jul 19, 2016 01:52
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So, a sword then?
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Jul 19, 2016 16:04
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"Fireball! Fireball!" *throws tennis balls*
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Jul 19, 2016 16:52
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 It's what I get for making fun
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 okay guys, got my dog a bell. Should be good to go now, yeah?In case imgur is being weird https://imgur.com/a/GgStl Also, holy poo poo anyone thinking I'm actually going into the woods with guns best bale fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Jul 20, 2016 |
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Jul 20, 2016 07:52
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Whew you guys. I'm back from the darkest depths of the wilderness: George Washington national forest. (Next door to SNP. Decided I wanted to try a different trail) There were tons of signs of bear activity but thanks to this thread and all of the suggestions I felt completely safe.   Yeah. That's a leatherman squirt. Surprised I wasn't arrested by some libtard who doesn't understand mah rightz Not gonna lie, I felt the primal thrill of the hunt as I used it to open my mountain house dehydrated raspberry crumble.
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