Bear country. What weapons do I need

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Never brought a weapon and I live with some of the biggest grizzlies in the world. Saw two today, in fact.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 04:41

# ¿ May 1, 2024 21:48

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Park Service will hunt you down like a dog and feed your remains to the bears to encourage their bloodlust

Sounds fine to me

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 05:29

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I'm sure most of us have obnoxious nerd voices so all we have to do and the bears will flee in terror

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 16:31

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Do you have bear bells? Or do you monologue nerdily?!

I hate bear bells with a passion. I just yell BEARBEAR, BEARBEARBEAR a lot.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 05:43

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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To be honest, if you ever needed to shoot your buddy in the face, bear protection is a good excuse.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 09:15

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I actually have "people spray" on my camping checklist, they are more likely to be problematic.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 05:06

# ¿ May 1, 2024 21:48

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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The bears here are ballistic right now because the buffaloberries came early. Two attacks last week. Still going unarmed tomorrow lol

# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 21:24

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