Bear country. What weapons do I need

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > The Great Outdoors > Bear country. What weapons do I need

Coat your tent in tallow, they hate the smell. As for weaponry, statistically guns make it worse so I guess bring a camera?

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 20:05

# ¿ May 2, 2024 00:01

Re: camera, what do I do with it? Use the flash to scare it or throw it at the bear? Both?

You shoot the bear with the camera, silly.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 06:38

I actually have "people spray" on my camping checklist, they are more likely to be problematic.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 02:33

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