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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > The Great Outdoors > Bear country. What weapons do I need
 
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stayingalivetv
Oct 17, 2016

best bale posted:

I'm planning on backpacking in the SNP soon and they warned that bears are active. Normally I'd just create a fire big enough to offend God and man but camp fires aren't allowed.

My dog will be with me but I can't really throw him very far so I doubt I'll be able to throw him at a bear so what should I do? No jokes like a drone or something. Be serious. Like what kind of bazooka should I get? Should I bathe in honey to confuse the bear? Maybe build a moat? Help me out!

Sorry this is probably too late and you've probably already gone and gotten yourself eaten by a bear but just in case you haven't yet:

https://youtu.be/HXqowSgogj8?t=86

stayingalivetv fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Oct 18, 2016

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stayingalivetv
Oct 17, 2016

Free Market Mambo posted:

I will be waiting in woods for u.

:aaa: :tbear: :byobear: :aaaaa:

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