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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Porn stars are increasingly sporting the well-maintained rectangular patch look these days, I guess the market has spoken and the greatest number of people are ok with that

I personally lament that the days of smooth clean hairless crotches being standard among young liberated women are coming to a close, but not everyone is me :(

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Cthulu Carl posted:

Like, I want a girl to slide off her panties blammo, pubic topiary or a dolphin leaping over a crescent moon or an elephant balancing on a ball.

Inshallah, her panties come down and her pubes are shaved into a perfect star and crescent. Allahu akbar.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

down n out posted:

Hell yea baby, I'm real adventurous, let me get my safari hat...

*hacks away at 5 feet of pubic overgrowth with a machete*

There once was a queen of Bulgaria
Whose pussy grew hairiah and hairiah
'Til a prince of Peru
Who came down for a screw
Had to hunt for her oval office with a terriah

Cthulu Carl posted:

This is acceptable too, for I am a Man of the World and open to going downtown to Chinatown on women of many cultures.

I am sincerely and unironically in favor of women shaving their pubes into their holy symbol of choice. Conversation piece if nothing else.

Or, like, really new-agey types can shave it into a yin-yang or something

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

That Is Not How Flossing Works

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I dunno about anyone else but I have enough hair on my chest, stomach, and legs that if I shaved my crotch it would look completely loving absurd

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Vince MechMahon posted:

The secret to this is layering. You trim the areas around your junk so that it's a decline in thickness until you get to the clean shaven part.

I dunno if looking like you have crotch-pattern baldness is necessarily a step up from the poorly-groomed-poodle look, or not a huge one anyway

criscodisco posted:

Guys should just be hairy disasters, drat it. I'm with guys because I love men, why would I want them to look like ladies?

I remember from my early teenage years that girls tended to talk about how they never wanted to date guys with body hair because body hair was gross (one girl at a party when I was like 14 once remarked that she certainly hoped all the guys present would wax their chests when it became necessary and the guys just sort of laughed nervously and didn't answer). I think it's specific to that age, like having a crush on Orlando Bloom and for the same reason as having a crush on Orlando Bloom (men are scary and feminine hairless dudes are less threatening)

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

SEE ALSO: teen girls going nuts over the werewolves in Twilight who just so happen to be the least hairy werewolves in existence

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

When I was in junior high all the junior high chicks who were into loving wanted to gently caress me and really loved my "treasure trail", (their words not mine)... I guess it was the hair that created a path from my belly button to my dick. I thought it was weird, but they kept pulling my pants down to see it and I kept letting them.

If you are the kind of girl who fucks in junior high you're probably not also the kind of girl who has a crush on Orlando Bloom or the Jonas Brothers because they're non-threatening so my earlier generalization doesn't really apply there, no

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


You made a post about early teen girls liking body hair right after I made a post about how girls disliking male body hair is something I associate with sexual immaturity, I thought you were responding to me :shrug:

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