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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I'm in favor of bush, but only well-groomed and meticulously maintained while being shaped into an artistic piece.

Like, I want a girl to slide off her panties blammo, pubic topiary or a dolphin leaping over a crescent moon or an elephant balancing on a ball.

Like, just LOL if you ladies think you can get anywhere with me without packing a hair sculpture worthy of Versailles.

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

loquacius posted:

Inshallah, her panties come down and her pubes are shaved into a perfect star and crescent. Allahu akbar.

This is acceptable too, for I am a Man of the World and open to going downtown to Chinatown on women of many cultures.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

City of Tampa posted:

i got a bunch of 1960's Playboys at a garage sale and now I'm into bush-rich women that have big hair and no tats or piercings

Also torpedo tits

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Just LOL if you're such a pissbaby you get squicked out by some hair.

Get a bushy girl and you can floss while you take care of business. Your dentist will thank you.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I shaved my once when I had stubborn jock itch and had to use an ointment instead of spray and holy poo poo even with a super close shave and antifungal serving as lubrication that was awful and lovely and itchy. And good god if I popped wood.

I'll trim sure, but I shave for no one.

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