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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Is it ok to temporarily switch gender identities if the line for the other bathroom is much shorter?

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think it would be a better idea to piss your pants. :shrug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

smoobles posted:

Is it ok to temporarily switch gender identities if the line for the other bathroom is much shorter?

Having attended concerts. Yes.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
if you're a guy you can just go pee anywhere you want, no need to wait in line really

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I really want to exploit the loophole where you can have a person of the opposite gender accompany a disabled person into the bathroom. I mean I can wipe my own rear end but I have to tilt to the side since the back surgery and it would just be a little easier if maybe I drove around with some models or pornstars dressed real slutty. I could eat chili dogs and poop a bunch and they could wipe away and talk to me like a cute little doggy while they do it, and they'd just be wiping my butt but I bet it would make a bunch of shithead politicians literally poo poo in their pants.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I really want to exploit the loophole where you can have a person of the opposite gender accompany a disabled person into the bathroom. I mean I can wipe my own rear end but I have to tilt to the side since the back surgery and it would just be a little easier if maybe I drove around with some models or pornstars dressed real slutty. I could eat chili dogs and poop a bunch and they could wipe away and talk to me like a cute little doggy while they do it, and they'd just be wiping my butt but I bet it would make a bunch of shithead politicians literally poo poo in their pants.

yeah

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Or you can live in an enlightened society like India which has transcended bathrooms and poo poo on the street the way nature intended.

Namaste

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

:smoobles:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

pee on the person in front of you in line

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Thanks for all the help GBS I have decided to pee into my own rear end

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

smoobles posted:

Thanks for all the help GBS I have decided to pee into my own rear end

be careful thats a good way to get pregnant

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

smoobles posted:

Thanks for all the help GBS I have decided to pee into my own rear end

Gross!

loinburger
Jul 10, 2004
Sweet Sauce Jones
Always wear a condom when peeing in your own rear end or you're liable to get a urinary tract infection and/or hepatitis

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011
that awkward moment when you're using the handicapped stall and an actual dude in a wheelchair shows up

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
smoobles, do you think you could push the asspiss out onto someones face? Asking for a friend.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
As someone who has all traces of genderisim removed, for me it's not about which restroom to use so much as which gender will beat me the least for being a piece of poo poo and a pervert

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
My gender identity changes by the minute, right now my gender is Refrigerator lol just kidding, people like this are out of their mind if you ask me.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


smoobles posted:

Thanks for all the help GBS I have decided to pee into my own rear end

PEE FOR THE PEE GOD

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I'm still parsing the words

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
scott baio is a powerful speaker

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
after tonight I'm p sure that god wants donald trump to lead us

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Ricky Bad Posts posted:

My gender identity changes by the minute, right now my gender is Refrigerator lol just kidding, people like this are out of their mind if you ask me.

No one did

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
hey smoobles long time no see

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im coolgendered

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
if u a dude just stick a hotdog partially into ur vag so u can pass the grope test

if u a woman just tuck and fold or perhaps remove penus and balls with bansaw

u welcome

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


how drunk are you

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Its only not OK if YOU believe it's not OK. Who cares what anyone else thinks, it's all about what you think. It's about selfishness and the triumph of will imho

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
boys have a penis

girls also have a penis

Piso Mojado
Aug 6, 2013

smoobles posted:

Thanks for all the help GBS I have decided to pee into my own rear end

wow, I mean I knew I could gently caress my own rear end, even poop into my own rear end, but pee into my own rear end?!...this changes everything. thanx

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You don't even have to switch gender identities, gender specific bathrooms are a courtesy, not a legal reality. The social contract generally precludes one entering a restroom inappropriate to his or her gender, but there is more than enough wiggle room to accomodate emergencies and expediencies.

People used to know that before all this bathroom hysteria.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I identify as a baby and piss all over those nappy changing stations

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I really want to exploit the loophole where you can have a person of the opposite gender accompany a disabled person into the bathroom. I mean I can wipe my own rear end but I have to tilt to the side since the back surgery and it would just be a little easier if maybe I drove around with some models or pornstars dressed real slutty. I could eat chili dogs and poop a bunch and they could wipe away and talk to me like a cute little doggy while they do it, and they'd just be wiping my butt but I bet it would make a bunch of shithead politicians literally poo poo in their pants.

this is what the people who made those laws do like on the reg

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Applewhite posted:

You don't even have to switch gender identities, gender specific bathrooms are a courtesy, not a legal reality. The social contract generally precludes one entering a restroom inappropriate to his or her gender, but there is more than enough wiggle room to accomodate emergencies and expediencies.

People used to know that before all this bathroom hysteria.

yeah gently caress the fire marshal responsible for my local municipality's building codes when they were drafted like 50 years ago

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
It is ethical to :lurkmore:

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011

The Protagonist posted:

boys have a penis

girls also have a penis

yeah its called a clitoris (true story)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Parallax Scroll posted:

pee on the person in front of you in line

Over the shoulder on the person behind you. :smugbert:

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011
Is an abortion still wrong if you abort straight into another persons mouth and turn the foetus into nutrients?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

The Unholy Ghost posted:

Is an abortion still wrong if you abort straight into another persons mouth and turn the foetus into nutrients?

What if you were pregnant with... Hitler? :hitler:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Well, true story time, when I got my dick pierced, my friends and I all crowded into the ladies toilet in my local to check it out,
as it was closer than the gents.


well, that was my "using the other toilet" story, thanks for your time.

The Unholy Ghost posted:

Is an abortion still wrong if you abort straight into another persons mouth and turn the foetus into nutrients?

What about straight into a blender first. then they get a babyshake.

staberind fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Jul 19, 2016

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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Agag posted:

smoobles, do you think you could push the asspiss out onto someones face? Asking for a friend.

It depends on a lot of factors honestly

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