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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

SamuraiFoochs posted:

NOT ANOTHER loving YEAR LONG SETUP. THOSE ARE NEVER GOOD.

Sigh.

Sting/Hogan was a good storyline up until the finish

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
lol

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VJeff posted:

I for one am ready for Jeff Cobb, WWE US Heavyweight Champion.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VJeff posted:

So apparently the WWE App accidentally spoiled that Mallet Muchahcos/New Day/Usos is a TLC match. Some kind of ladder-y match at Mania has kinda become a tradition and looking at the card, if you wanna put a big TLC spotfest in, that's probably the match to do it.

Nooo they're robbing me of a Bryan/Shane vs Sami/Kevin TLC match

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

PatRichCapone posted:

]..b.m

M

.,,

these loss edits are getting weird

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
The Knights make it to the final and then lose it to the Capitals and get stuffed back down to jobbers hall for the future

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Soul Glo posted:

as a non-expert liker of wrestling, i will say the styles clash looks awkward and slow and i'm not quite sure how it's supposed to hurt someone all that much :shrug:

Yeah you need to do a flipping version of it off the top rope.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Aphrodite posted:

MMA has a Superman Punch but it's not at all what Roman does.

He's emulating the stab move Brad Pitt does a few times in Troy. He's admitted it in interviews.

the only difference is that Roman's version has more theatrics and slighlty different footwork than what you would normally see in MMA, but seriously, it's professional wrestling

doing extra theatrics so the entire audience can see what you're doing is half the charm

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Aphrodite posted:

If you want to ignore what slightly means entirely, okay sure a running leap is slightly different footwork from a kick feint.

its almost like pro wrestling is faked and that it minimizes certain aspects of pro fighting in order for theater :thunk:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Aphrodite posted:

You're not getting out of how stupid what you said is.

what, that roman doesn't do a kick feint before and can use both legs as he leaps forward and punches a dude in the face instead of the traditional one where someone feints a kick before leaping forward off of the front leg and punching a dude in the face

it really isn't all that obvious if you are watching it live, especially since most WWE camera work these days tends to try and follow the impact, so they don't always show the legs, just the punch

If you can spot the difference, thats good, but the more important aspects of a leaping punch are the actual leap and the actual punch, not that it has to start with him balanced slightly on one leg, and if that has to be sacrificed so it's easier for the crowd to recognize and respond to it, that's not a bad thing and simply something that differentiates professional wrestling from actual fighting.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at 19:20 on May 19, 2018

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chris James 2 posted:


Bucks, Cody and Page talk to fans about their future, tease All In 2, and say if ROH comes back to Vegas, there'd better be no empty seats

buzz

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
kofimania will be in 2020 after he finally wins the royal rumble qhen someone else does the Kofi spot and he eliminates them to win


assuming Vince doesnt forget or change his mind

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Vandar posted:


I'm more surprised that Torrie never held the belt. I could have sworn she held the title at some point or another but I guess not. Kind of weird, in retrospect.

eh, WCW was horrible to women wrestlers and never formally reinstated the title after Hokuto, so she never had a chance to get one there and there was no unification match they could do for the Invasion either

she spent most of her WWE career on the first brand split Smackdown, and the actual womens title was on Raw at that point, so there was no chance for that either. She retired before they put out the divas title as the parallel title too.

And when she did go to Raw, it was in the middle of the Trish/Lita hegemony so she wasnt getting it

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Dacap posted:

The Rey shirt is supposed to be "Greatest MASK Of All Time"

it's the greatest rey mysterio of all time

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