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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

TJs booking feels tailor made to make me not feel so bad when ibushi eventually wins

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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

achillesforever6 posted:

Because it makes things more interesting when the only talent that can win are not the ones under contract?

In what way

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Chris James 2 posted:

If the only person signed to a deal before the tournament started won the tournament, that'd be predictable, lack suspense, and deserve the criticism it would receive

If there wasn't a giant "THIS GUY IS WINNING" sign on ibushi from the beginning I might agree but it's been predictable since the beginning. Honestly these last 2 TJP wins have been the most unpredictable part of the tournament, and boy oh boy what a thrill

Salty bout tj itt

Beef Jerky Robot fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Aug 27, 2016

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

TJ Perkins is the substitute teacher of pro wrestling

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Muddy Burphy posted:

Roderick Strong

I'm so happy

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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bradzilla posted:

lol that Neville was the last non indie darling to be in the NXT title picture

noted non indie star neville

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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the only 2 guys that weren't indy guys to win the belt were bo dallas and big e

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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MotU posted:

i think im the only person who thinks Bad Luck Fale is an extremely cool name without a single drop of irony

Nah, it's great

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Midnightghoul posted:

Rovert do you have any scoops on what the WWE FFXIV announcement is

ifrit wears jorts now

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Excited for 205+35 Live

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Finn filed a restraining order after that elbow

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Sanguinia posted:

I'm not blaming Roman personally, I'm blaming the fact that what the people who make the show are doing with Roman filters down into every other booking decision and makes the entire show worse, even the best parts. Thanks for insulting me for no reason though, that was super necessary. I'm not here talking to someone who wants Brock Lesnar to retire forever because that will somehow make wrestling better and trying to explain why his reasoning is flawed or anything, so surely I must be idiotically blaming the performer for dumb poo poo that is Vince's fault.

Glad I got to start my day off being spat at.

Way to take a joke

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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oatgan posted:

what part was sexist

Should have been "jillbooted facist"

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Hey I heard Jeffs travel ban expired in October 2016

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Congrats roh, you got me back

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Adam Page looks like he just ate a lemon 100% of the time

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Dixie invented Indian people

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Willninho posted:

Also Joe is 38 and Brock is 39 maybe just get good matches in when you can.

Brock's had like 4 good matches since he came back so I wouldn't hold my breath no matter what the outcome

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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The other 2 were with Cena

Goldberg and Cena, GOAT

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Gaz-L posted:

I'm still not sure if the 2nd Cena match was good or not. Like legitimately not sure, because it was absolutely memorable, but was it a good match?

I was kidding. I think Brock's good matches have been vs Cena at Extreme Rules, Punk at Mania, and Taker at SummerSlam and I liked their HiaC okay.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Dudes can't handle my boy biff

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Dean has the worst offense on the roster

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Grozz's monkey paw curls one finger

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Who outside of the tournament is any good? Ruby, Nikki and Ember?

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Chris James 2 posted:

Explain Sting without using the word or any variation of the word "petty"

insanely good

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Queering Wheel posted:

WWE will never seriously push him because he looks like a trashy hillbilly.

(they will also never consider that they themselves gave him that look and gimmick)

That's been his look for a decade

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/MrJacobCohen/status/915733230338416640
Roddy can't resist joining a team with a manager who's gimmick is that he has a book of knowledge

Hell yeah team lovely little books

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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rovert posted:

Will anyone under the age of 30 give a gently caress about War Games though? It is just a flatter Hell in the Cell.

At this point war games is a thousand times more interesting than hell in a cell

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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The shirt is bad because it hides too much of His beautiful form

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Excited for the return of Victoria

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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a new study bible! posted:

I just imagined a scenario where Asuka tears through the Rumble before Ember surprise enters at 30, then they have like a 25 minute long burner.. only Ember gets the elimination on Asuka. Now it's the only thing I want. Ember could use Asuka's aggressiveness to bait her into getting sent over the top. I'd love the angle to be booked so that Ember wins the title (at WM) before Asuka, so you aren't just retelling the NXT angle, but elaborating on it by putting the strap on the woman who could never beat Asuka and having her defend. The only way this is bad is that Asuka wouldn't have an obvious place at WM, but I'm sure they could find a space for her before the SummerSlam match with Ember.

This sounds like hell

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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If dolph fuckin ziggler wins the royal goddamn rumble my hair will go white

E: gently caress it, if dolph wins I'll bleach my dang hair

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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DarkstarIV posted:

Go post that in the toxx thread. I'll hold you to that then. :)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S4OKgJ-7Wws

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Murphy died

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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AoP are my strong friends and will never let me down by losing to a couple of aussholes

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Aleister and Alma’s better get some batshit entrances at mania takeover

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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I hope it looks better this year

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Jack Strong is a terrible name

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

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Benne posted:

Well I should probably clarify, when I said "world champion" I meant "top WWE title" and ECW/NXT definitely don't qualify. Right now the Smackdown belt holds the lineage of Bruno/Hogan/HBK/Austin/Rock/Cena/Jinder (wut), and outside of the weird Inoki situation there's never been a Japanese guy to hold that belt. Combine that with their recent FIRST TIME EVER fetish, and Nak winning seems like a lock.

Yokozuna if you're in kayfabe or just racist

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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

It's not head-droppy enough to be either

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