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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Responding to a thing from the last thread:


There is an argument to be made that with the oncoming death of television via the internet that NXT is just as valuable a place for him as Raw, since he will be promoted on the television shows anyway. He will still be on the best show of the three and proceed to have the best matches. The Wrestlemania weekend NXT show was roughly ten orders of magnitude better than Wrestlemania. If Nakamura is making main roster money, then gently caress it, who gives a poo poo?

If you're making main roster money without having to be on the road 300 days a year, that sounds like a pretty loving sweet deal.

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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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It's because it was a mistake in the first place to hinder Jinder and they've just realized it

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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Uh he's the General Manager, he doesn't need to politic, he has all the power!

Unless someone has a belt, then they have the power.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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Alain Post posted:

historically nobody who lost to goldberg ever really got hurt by it

If you've had Hulk Hogan on top for that long, everyone who could be hurt by getting squashed already has been.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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achillesforever6 posted:

Especially since is the natural conclusion of the storyline where the face beats the evil cult man. I like how people are twisting this like Randy is the heel do people forget that Bray's character is evil incarnate?

Bray hasn't done anything to Randy, whereas Randy has burned down Bray's swamp shack and maybe desecrated his sister's corpse. That's why the alignments feel so muddled.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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That's what you said to get out of your toxx, too

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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Jesus, that's it?

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


MotU posted:

chris benoit took himself out of the game too and look what people say about him

You'd probably get a ten thousand person march to Roman's funeral to chant "YOU DESERVE IT" at the casket.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


oatgan posted:

asuka isnt undefeated

Any times she was defeated was non-canon

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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Marquis de Pyro posted:

The Big Dog is going to announce that he's taking Summerslam as he'll be busy traveling the country in the Big Dog Express Patriotic Bus Tour for America

Establishing that Roman Reigns loves America would be the first time they gave him a personality trait

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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MysticalMachineGun posted:

Instead of sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes back for the pin afterwards, he sticks his tongue out and pants and pants

He gets them halfway up and then his shameful back explodes out of the girdle he wears under his vest

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Cavauro posted:

Undertaker quit his loser gimmick where he kept losing all the drat time. why do people think that was a "send off"

dave said the american badass returns at either summerslam or survivor series depending on who they want him to face. rovert thinks it will be WM. Keep up with twitter

I believe Dave because he's a legitimate journalist whereas rovert is someone who posts on the internet.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Cavauro posted:

journalism is the exact same thing as being a blabberbox chattermouth all the drat time. Who cares?

A journalist gets people to pay them for it.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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Cavauro posted:

sellouts Actually usually have stanky morals and tell more lies than someone like rovert who is hustling for the fame

Is trying to get WWE's female wrestlers to notice you really that admirable a goal?

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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Under the vegetable posted:

Braun IS better than Roman.

He conveys that his character has a personality, which is all it takes

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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Tato posted:

If anyone was going to retire Taker is should be someone who is going to be continually protected and pushed and Roman Reigns fits that bill. Bray Wyatt is just a big goober loser who never goes over in any feuds.

They can decide to continually protect anyone though, tying themselves further to the Roman Reigns stone is just going to sink the company that much faster.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


TwoDogs1Cup posted:

How many more torches does Roman need passed to him

Well that depends if it keeps failing to get him over

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


VJeff posted:

He is capable of cutting more than one promo and has an expression besides "trying to cut an angry deuce", so he's obviously 200x the champ Jinder ever will be.

And Jinder has an expression and can cut one promo so he's 200x the champ Roman will ever be.

Therefore, Deano is 4000x the champion that Roman will ever be.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


AsInHowe posted:

Bix v Rovert will be a good showdown

I mean, one of them can get published so it's not really a fair fight

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

Brock is really jamming that scene up and it won't be as much of an issue soon.

Nah dude, Roman just needs one more WrestleMania Moment (tm) and people will finally love him

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

I don't know if you're joking but Brock is legit leaving sooner than later. Certainly before Mania.

Doesn't his contract run out the day after Mania?

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


If she's not apart of them, then she's part of them. How does she have this much free time?

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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Troxartas posted:

That makes the most sense somehow, him getting into it with other wrestlers and even Meltzer while dumb I doubt is anything they care too much about.
But Vince comes off as such a TroopsCountryFlag guy that I'd believe it

Also I don't think Corbin understands the lines you're allowed to cross when heeling on Twitter. "You're just jealous of me and how good my life is" is something you can get away with saying, but "nothing you've done in your life has meaning" isn't, especially if you're going to be putting random audience members on blast.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Chris James 2 posted:

Explain Sting without using the word or any variation of the word "petty"

Sting has always been bad and while HHH isn't the most original dude ever he has better ideas than "Dress up as The Crow" and "Dress up as The Joker"

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Forceholy posted:

Get it right.

Wait, which Batman villain was Sting supposed to be in love with? Jim Carrey's decision to be very, very gay for Two-Face was a bold move.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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Big Coffin Hunter posted:

braun is over and liked, yes

Gonna be real depressing when they go back to trying to siphon any heat he still has to Roman

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

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Jiro posted:

Pretty sure if the rumors about that sex scene are to be believed Cena was getting Dolph's sloppy seconds, because Cena pulled a Tommy Wiseau and had sex with her.

Yeah but she's Dolph's girlfriend so he's the cuck in this scenario

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


VJeff posted:

Having a hearty lol at Zayn teaming up with Jinder. Maybe he'll say Jinder was, in fact, right all along for screwing him out of a title shot.

He'll just say "we're all Canadians, it just makes sense to team up, eh?'

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


IcePhoenix posted:

I'm very upset that you didn't include Beth Phoenix in this list.

Hasn't she been confirmed? Not much point in "guessing" that

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


abraham linksys posted:

no one talking about Lashley apparently doing a bow at TNA? was it an obvious angle or something or do people just legit not care about what that dude does next

It was in TNA so that's probably why

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


There's a lot of buzz about Raw tonight

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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Keith Lee is great but I know there is a 0% chance I would enjoy him on the main roster, and there's also a non-negligible chance Vince will confuse him with Big E and put him in the New Day.

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