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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Former WWE star Big Cass (aka CazXL) is set to debut with Impact Wrestling, according to Gary Cassidy of Inside The Ropes.

Impact Rebellion takes place later tonight and it’s possible he could show up as soon as tonight, or on an upcoming episode of Impact.

In February, he made his return to pro wrestling after being away since September of 2019 as he battled depression and entered rehab for alcohol addiction.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Drakkel posted:

So is Impact just going all in on mixed tag teams now?

They were going all-in on being The Intergender Promotion but then Tessa flamed out so now they're doing this weird half-measure


Also I'm becoming more convinced that Kenny is just vacating the belt, or losing it in like a three-way without getting pinned or something

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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PWG's card so far:

Tony Deppen vs. Jack Cartwheel
Brody King vs. JD Drake
Arez vs. Demonic Flamita
Lee Moriarty vs. Jonathan Gresham
Trey Miguel & Myron Reed vs. Aramis & Rey Horus
Evil Uno vs. Orange Cassidy


Nothing too surprising though maybe they're still saving something big for the ending

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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So he's definitely getting the "All Elite" graphic sooner than later

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1428867239827189767

Hell yeah

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Just lol if you think there will be more lockdowns, nobody in power has the guts to enforce another one and the public definitely won't follow it this time. They brought back mask mandates and are fast-tracking the booster shot and will pretend that will finally fix things this time. But really, we're just gonna normalize COVID like we normalized every other lovely thing in this country.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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I'm pretty sure commentary is in post, one of the spoiler guys mentioned that there wasn't an announce desk set up

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1440889400112599041

:unsmith: Can't wait for Friday

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Imagine getting mad at Lance Archer squashes

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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I'm more surprised that Impact is apparently willing to pay what he wanted. Dude wasn't working cheap in the fed.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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I guess we'll know for sure if Christian drops the belt tonight

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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So Braun and Bray definitely gave their asking price and they were like "ah, um, yeah, we'll get back to you on that"

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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TV Zombie posted:

Time wise, how does this work? I thought she did an OZ academy match recently or Chocopro

She worked a ChocoPro taping on Sunday and probably just hopped a plane right afterwards

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Jeff Cobb hated wrestling under the mask so I assume they found some storyline excuse to get rid of it

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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forkboy84 posted:

LA Park vs Homicide is a match that should be fantastic, so I'm looking forward to seeing how MLW manages to make it feel utterly "OK"

Probably the same way that every other MLW "dream match" underwhelms: the wrestlers get poo poo pay so they phone it in

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Tegan and Shotzi pinned the tag champs like 4 times in 3 months, never got a title match, and one of them got fired

This is the bar we're dealing with when it comes to champions wrestling non-title matches

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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https://twitter.com/toshanshuinLA/status/1468791613828837380
https://twitter.com/toshanshuinLA/status/1468791861439516676

Can't wait

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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For years we used to joke about Brody being Malaki's huskier twin brother and now it's actually happening

More proof that Tony Khan is a forums poster

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Davros1 posted:

Probably not a spoiler, since this is just a rumor, but the rumor is Mox is going to return this Weds on Dynamite

Who is saying this

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Again, where is anyone actually reporting this, with a link? Not trying to be mean I just want something concrete.

Feels like people are just projecting based on the 90-day timeline of most rehab centers

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1478934805425233922

What a cursed career

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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quote:

Deonna Purrazzo (AAA Reina de Reinas champ) defeats Rok-C (ROH women's champ) in a winner take all title match

Welp, have fun in hip toss class Rok-C

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Jay White hasn't wrestled in Japan since May 2021, so that must be a long-rear end green card process.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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ROYAL RUMBLE ODDS https://www.betonline.ag/sportsbook/futures-and-props/wrestling

quote:

Brock Lesnar +250
AJ Styles +350
Big E +500
Roman Reigns +700
Kevin Owens +1000
Drew McIntyre +1200
The Rock +1400
Bobby Lashley +1600
Omos +1800
Seth Rollins +1800
Finn Balor +2000
Randy Orton +2500
Edge +2500
Austin Theory +2500
John Cena +2500
Riddle +2500
Damien Priest+2800
Braun Strowman+3300
Samoa Joe+4000
Sheamus+4000
Walter+4000
Sami Zayn+4000
Bray Wyatt+4000
Cesaro+5000
Tommaso Ciampa+5000
Xavier Woods+5000
Gable Steveson+5000
Bron Breaker+5000
Shinsuke Nakamua+6600
Happy Corbin+6600
Pete Dunne+6600
Rey Mysterio+6600
Ricochet+6600
Apollo Crews+6600
Triple H+6600
Johnny Gargano+8000
Dominik Mysterio+10000
Angelo Dawkins+10000
Montez Ford+10000
Johnny Knoxville+10000
Stone Cold+10000
Undertaker+10000
Mick Foley+10000
Shane McMahon+10000
Vince McMahon+25000

There are multiple guys who got fired in 2021 and still have better odds than Sami Zayn, Cesaro, Ricochet, etc.

quote:

Ronda Rousey-250
Bianca Belair+500
Sasha Banks+600
Lita+800
Alexa Bliss+900
Bayley+1000
Rhea Ripley+1200
Asuka+1400
Charlotte Flair+1400
Liv Morgan+1600
Paige+1800
Raquel Gonzalez+1800
Naomi+2000
Shayna Baszler+2800
Io Shirai+2800
Mandy Rose+3300
Sonya Deville+4000
Shotzi Blackheart+5000
Carmella+5000
Trish Stratus+5000
Lacey Evans+6600
Dakota Kai+6600
Kay Lee Ray+6600
Natalya+6600
Beth Phoenix+6600
Nikki A.S.H.+6600
Queen Zelina+6600
Mickie James+6600
Aliyah+8000
Nikki Bella+8000
Brie Bella+8000
Candice LeRae+10000
Kacy Catanzaro+10000
Tamina+10000
Dana Brooke+10000
Maryse+10000
Michelle McCool+10000
Kelly Kelly+10000
Stephanie McMahon+25000
Summer Rae+25000


If you're gonna drop a fiver on an 8-months-pregnant Candice waddling out and winning the Royal Rumble, you might have a gambling problem.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Rampage:

--Adam Cole defeated Evil Uno

--Sammy Guevara defeated Isiah Kassidy to retain the TNT Championship. Guevara won after hitting the GTH. After the match, Darby Allin came out to even the odds against Matt Hardy and Marq Quen, who were at ringside. Allin then patted the titles Guevara held. Andrade el Idolo was also at ringside and attempted to hire Allin again.

--Thunder Rosa defeated Mercedes Martinez by DQ. Martinez attacked Rosa with a pipe for the disqualification.

--Ricky Starks defeated Jay Lethal to retain the FTW Championship. Starks won after a reverse slingshot suplex. Dante Martin took out Powerhouse Hobbs at one point during the match.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Goldberg/Austin was THE dream match for every 90s kid on a playground, so of course WWE is finally doing it like 20 years too late after both guys are well and truly washed

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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That's a lot of big bois for a ladder match

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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"Ain't Nobody" or we riot

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Vertical Lime posted:

when was the last time emi had a singles match

She does a bunch of Dark squashes

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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14 people in those ladder matches and not a single person I would be interested in seeing win

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Still blows my mind to see Slim J wrestling on national TV in 2022

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