Spoilers thread: Spoiled Wrestling in Every Sense of the Term [no spoiler tags]

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Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Do people in NXT get a cut of their merch?

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 05:10

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 04:18

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

I could see Renee and Dean vs. Maryse and Miz

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 18:28

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

STAC Goat posted:

So has there been any part of Uhaa Nation's WWE career worth going back and seeing?

I still call him Kevin Steen.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 12:38

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

None of this belongs in the spoiler thread.

# ¿ May 3, 2017 01:44

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Karma is really catching up to Itami.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 00:15

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Grado trying to marry for a green card?

# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 10:17

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

The kind of people going to NXT would be Apollo and Emma, not Finn and Bayley.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 00:40

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Why isn't Asuka a -2000?

# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 05:04

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

There's a reason why they made Alicia Fox the captain. She'll leave Asuka off the team because she's crazy. Then she'll get squashed on RAW the next night.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 15:26

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

a new study bible! posted:

I just imagined a scenario where Asuka tears through the Rumble before Ember surprise enters at 30, then they have like a 25 minute long burner..

# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 06:21

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Segment 12 has to be Charlotte.

And the main event surprise is probably Bobby Roode.

Jubs fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Apr 17, 2018

# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 02:25

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Gumball Gumption posted:

I hope they turn the woman who literally said be a star in a promo into a heel

She's not like most girls.

# ¿ May 17, 2018 20:46

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Gaz-L posted:

Literally any time Raven teams with Dreamer makes me question his reputation as some kind of booking genius because it misses what made their feud memorable. And yes, this includes when they won the ECW tag titles 20 years ago.

Doesn't Raven always end up turning on Dreamer?

# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 05:02

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

No Hero vs. Riddle on the taping

# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 00:53

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Drew McIntyre posted:

Tucker is going to turn heel on Otis, setting up a 5 month program where they are ostensibly fighting over Alexa Bliss's affections. finally, after 5 months of back and forth matches, Otis is victorious, but it is revealed he wasn't sexually attracted to Alexa Bliss herself, but was in fact attracted to the stink of her pet pig. at this revelation Otis blinds himself and retreats into the woods to live as a hermit

They already filmed a vignette.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 23:08

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

DarkstarIV posted:

Take it with a grain of salt because Bryan, but he apparently got word on WOL a little bit ago that someone (he didn't say who) is turning tonight on Smackdown. Completely random turn at that.

Probably the Usos.

Or Shane.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 02:11

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

How can they not induct Bigelow in New Jersey?

# ¿ Mar 3, 2019 10:57

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

fatherofmustard posted:

https://i.redd.it/j8xh41t2xqu21.jpg

Women's MITB participants leaked.

Why does the men's match have 7 participants while the women's match has 8?

# ¿ Apr 27, 2019 09:53

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

So the bump last week caused her to have a miscarriage?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 22:30

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

DarkstarIV posted:

The Kabuki Warriors defeated Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair to retain the Women's Tag Titles after Shayna Baszler and Bayley interfered, resulting in Becky getting rolled up.

I thought there was no brand switching?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 22:33

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

DarkstarIV posted:

Shayna had jumped Bayley on Smackdown. Again. And I think everyone should know by now that people show up on other brands all the time around Survivor Series, because its the "one time a year" where WWE's brands collide!!!!

Why did Brock have to quit Smackdown then?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 22:47

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

They'll be Funko Pops.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 10:22

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

I thought wins and losses were supposed to matter. It would make no sense for someone to debut and get a title match.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 18:24

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

xbilkis posted:

Several people have debuted and gotten a title match with TNT Champion Cody

It was established as the open challenge belt on day one to distinguish itself from the other titles.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 19:11

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

I have a feeling they'll do a double pinfall as time expires.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 02:49

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

They announced Truth as #30 two years ago and he never made it into the match. So announcing someone doesn't mean it's set in stone.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 17:13

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

What's RVD up to these days?

# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 10:28

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

TV Zombie posted:

If hes healthy I would like End vs (super)Dragon in AEW.

Would be better as one of Jericho's challenges.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 09:04

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

kitten emergency posted:

bianca is going to run the table in the rumble only to get eliminated by Ronda coming in at 30

And then Ronda will get upset that the crowd booed her.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2022 01:46

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Pylons posted:

There's a rumor going around that Super Dragon is the Joker in the Casino Ladder Match.

lmao

# ¿ Sep 3, 2022 08:00

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

I don't see any spoilers!

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 05:19

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Results

- Sting and Darby Allin defeated Brody King and Buddy Matthews. The finish had Matthews about to attack Sting with a baseball bat when the lights went out. The Great Muta�s music played as Muta came out and sprayed mist on Matthews. This caused Matthews to bump Julia Hart off the apron and onto a table. Sting pinned Matthews to pick up the win. Sting and Muta hugged after the match.
- Hook and Action Bronson defeated Matt Menard and Angelo Parker. Hook scored the win for his team after applying a double redrum.
- Jade Cargill defeated Diamante (with Trina) to retain the TBS Championship. After the match, Trina turned on Diamante, slapping her and shaking hands with Cargill.
- Samoa Joe & Wardlow defeated Tony Nese & Josh Woods. Joe and Wardlow dominated the match, with Joe pinning Nese. Woods and Nese attacked Joe after the match. Wardlow made the save and also laid out Mark Sterling with two powerbombs after he attempted to interfere. Joe picked Sterling up then threw him into Wardlow, who powerbombed him again.
- Jungle Boy defeated Rey Fenix. After the match, Christian emerged wearing a sling. Luchasaurus then attacked Jungle Boy from behind. Christian told Jungle Boy that Luchasaurus was his right hand of destruction. Luchasaurus then powerbombed Jungle Boy.
- A backstage segment with the Jericho Appreciation Society revealed there will be an appreciation event held on next week�s Dynamite.
- Sammy Guevara defeated Eddie kingston. Guevara cut a promo before the match saying he�s sorry...sorry he didn�t call Kingston �a fat piece of s***� sooner. Kingston hit Guevara with three back fists, then submitted Guevara for the win. However, he refused to let go of the hold, so the referee overturned the match. Kingston ended up destroying security after that decision.
- Hangman Page won the Golden Ticket Battle Royal. Page will get the title shot on the October 18 edition of Dynamite, which will air on a Tuesday. Other participants included Rush, The Butcher, The Blade, Dark Order, Private Party, Danhausen, Dante Martin, Penta El 0 M, Brian Cage, Ari Daivari, Lance Archer, Daniel Garcia, Cole Carter, Best Friends, Jake Hager, Dalton Castle, Lee Moriarty, Matt Hardy, and Jay Lethal. Page last eliminated Rush to pick up the win.
- Ricky Starks defeated Powerhouse Hobbs in a Lights Out match. Starks speared Hobbs through a table before laying out Hobbs with his finisher for the win.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 06:03

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

No spoiler tags!

# ¿ Feb 14, 2023 12:55

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 04:18

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

- Johnny Swinger def. El Dinerico (Zicky Dice)

Huh

# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 06:52

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