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Blue Train posted:saw the same thing at a funeral here, they called that poo poo a homegoing tho? anyway the priest got up there talking about how this was a wake-up call that you need to get right with god and if you don't change your ways youre going to hell blah blah, it was horrible. think they were pentecostal tho, def not catholic One of my aunts's families is Pentecostal and they are indeed horrible people. Just whip yourself into a frenzy so you get that natural high and then take that as a sign that God endorses all your horrible bigotry. I think the cousins that came out of that are more or less alright, one of them died after relapsing from a successful bone marrow transplant and he always seemed nice.
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achillesforever6 posted:You'd think at this point the church would get rid of their dumb priest chasity and marriage laws seeing how priests are dying off and the reason those laws were put into place was so the church could hold the estate of the places where the priests lived. It's coming. Give it another decade or two, but female or married priests is coming to the Catholic Church. Priests are getting rarer than poo poo these days, Ireland is a great example of this. Ireland can't find priests to cover everywhere, and its getting worse. As for funerals, I have said it before here, but catholic irish wakes and funeral rites should be forced upon the world. I have not cried or laughed as hard at my own father's funeral, I learned more about the beautiful bastard that night than a hundred birthdays. It's better than a million therapy sessions.
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InterFaced posted:lmao I could've told you that guy was a pothead based on his photo alone. Fun fact! That priest officiated my brother's wedding. He was a cool dude, had a snake and a crotch rocket. Neither of those things are euphemisms for his penis.
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:Saints are awesome and a great way to ease those pesky pagans into their conversion. Instead of having them praying to some fertility goddess to help their failing crops (like they have for untold generations) they can instead turn to Agnes from a few cities over, the patron saint of agriculture or whatever, to "intervene" on their behalf. It really is a great system! The part where they never stop pagan worshiping their own human leaders is the troubling part
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naem posted:The part where they never stop pagan worshiping their own human leaders is the troubling part Saints get de-canonized all the time
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Paladinus posted:Eastern Catholic priests can marry, for example, and they are as valid as Roman Catholic priests. So no. Where does one find Eastern Catholic priests? Are they in Narnia?
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Where does one find Eastern Catholic priests? Are they in Narnia? The East, you loving moron.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Saints get de-canonized all the time Whether or not the current group of human leaders encourage one specific past leader over another for official worship isn't the issue it that they do it at all
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naem posted:Whether or not the current group of human leaders encourage one specific past leader over another for official worship isn't the issue it that they do it at all I getcha, but that said, at least the human ones can be proven to have existed unlike our Islamic buddy Moe
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Jul 27, 2016 22:58
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Jerry Cotton posted:The East, you loving moron. East Narnia?
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Nocheez posted:Fun fact! That priest officiated my brother's wedding. He was a cool dude, had a snake and a crotch rocket. Neither of those things are euphemisms for his penis. pot priest is cool and good. If the Catholic church wants a future in this country he should be made an arch-bishop or whatever asap.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Where does one find Eastern Catholic priests? Are they in Narnia? Anywhere where Ukrainians live. I'm sure at this point there are some Ukrainians in Narnia, too.
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Paladinus posted:Anywhere where Ukrainians live. I'm sure at this point there are some Ukrainians in Narnia, too. The Republic of Narnia decided to join the Russian Federation after a most legal referendum
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I entered the Catholic Church late in life because my parents just kind of stopped going, I'm pretty sure my paternal grandmother guilted my dad back into it. Needless to say I got enrolled in Catholic school at like 7 more or less. What was awesome was that since I wasn't baptised and I was first communion age I got fast tracked. I was baptised, received first communion, and confirmed all it once. Once I hit high school all my Catholic friends were pissed I didn't have to go through the confirmation classes. Actual question though, what are the big differences between Roman Catholicism and the Eastern Orthodox Church?
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GopherFlats posted:I entered the Catholic Church late in life because my parents just kind of stopped going, I'm pretty sure my paternal grandmother guilted my dad back into it. Needless to say I got enrolled in Catholic school at like 7 more or less. What was awesome was that since I wasn't baptised and I was first communion age I got fast tracked. I was baptised, received first communion, and confirmed all it once. Once I hit high school all my Catholic friends were pissed I didn't have to go through the confirmation classes. Eastern Orthodox priests gently caress
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Give me the timestamp of these SOMETHING WANNABE terrorists FBI. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/elderly-priest-killed-in-french-church-attack-claimed-by-islamic-state/ar-BBuSqJG?ocid=ansmsnnews11 Observer their IPs and put them on my list. Also, if you like Star Trek and think an angry former military black man is your enemy gtfo my site. EDIT: Trust me you're being watched.
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Booblord Zagats posted:I getcha, but that said, at least the human ones can be proven to have existed unlike our Islamic buddy Moe You're kinda throwing bricks in a glass house. Historians of the period are split about 50-50 on whether Jesus has a basis on anyone who existed.
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Pope fell on his rear end today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aqj5b3LlKA
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Tiberius Thyben posted:You're kinda throwing bricks in a glass house. Historians of the period are split about 50-50 on whether Jesus has a basis on anyone who existed. I'm talking saints. Who aside from the angels being elevated to that status, are mostly pretty easy to prove were real And also don't have a lot of evidence pointing that if they were real, they raped a lot of kids, as that's the lower clergy's job and should be much below the importance of a messiah
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EugeneJ posted:Pope fell on his rear end today Are you insinuating the pope is capable of missteps and thus fallable? That's heresy.
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Cartouche posted:Is this the thread I can contribute to when I see a terrorism happen? Only catholic terrorism. Nonreligious or islam-type terror go in the general "hey guys there is now a terrorist atrack every single day of the year" thread, wherever that's gone to. But yeah if you get inquisitioned or threatened with hell if you won't play "lets suck it outta a hose" with a priest, this would be a good place to post about it.
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EugeneJ posted:Pope fell on his rear end today This is what you get for accepting gravity and apologizing to Gailieo.
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happyhippy posted:This is what you get for accepting gravity and apologizing to Gailieo. Nah as an infallable ubermensch he clearly meant to do it. Maybe a reminder and demonstration of the virtue of humility? 
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happyhippy posted:It's coming. isn't this already the norm in Africa?
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Back in the days of my tender youth I may have considered a vocation in the priesthood if I could have kept on with women. Before the whole "priests molesting boys" deal came out I remember actually enjoying going to mass, and I always felt like I could deliver a better homily than whatever father was phoning it in that Sunday. Oh well! I'm now married to a Jew gynecologist who does abortions and DNCs so I think that door is fairly closed.
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Nathilus posted:Nah as an infallable ubermensch he clearly meant to do it. Maybe a reminder and demonstration of the virtue of humility? We get the joke, OP. It's just not very funny.
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Paladinus posted:We get the joke, OP. It's just not very funny. Neither is your posting but you don't hear me bitching, do you? loving rude. And I'm not christian. I DONT HAVE TO FORGIVE! 
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EugeneJ posted:Pope fell on his rear end today tripping and falling on his rear end was divinely ordained
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hey everyone just post all your wack "the pope is unfallable" jokes right now and get it out of your system bc it's lame as gently caress. just get it outta your system. go ahead.
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So if I enjoy being Catholic does that mean I'd like Warhammer? Or is that just a one-way street?
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Zahgaegun posted:So if I enjoy being Catholic does that mean I'd like Warhammer? Or is that just a one-way street? Catholicism gives a +1 to all stats when playing grail knights vs vampires
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hemophilia posted:hey everyone just post all your wack "the pope is unfallable" jokes right now and get it out of your system bc it's lame as gently caress. just get it outta your system. go ahead. do not blaspheme
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Zahgaegun posted:So if I enjoy being Catholic does that mean I'd like Warhammer? Or is that just a one-way street? You should stop raping children IMHO.
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Warhammer 40k has floating skulls that sing hymns and shoot lasers. We need those for the modern church.
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Ceciltron posted:Warhammer 40k has floating skulls that sing hymns and shoot lasers. We need those for the modern church. Who would they shoot LASERs at?
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Jerry Cotton posted:Who would they shoot LASERs at? Unbelievers
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