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twofive1 posted:I was Never Confirmed. I was. It sucked. E: of course they don't wait till your actually an adult. I think I was like 13. Prime rape age I guess.
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Strategic Tea posted:But surely he inherited the crusades?? Family != a hidebound and persistant organization like the vatican. Being part of a family does not grant the same level of culpability for that organization's actions as does being a cardinal or what have you, a member of the decision making organs of the church.
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Nathilus posted:I'll grant you that megachurches are godawful and even the southern baptists at large have major issues. Catholicism doesn't have a monopoly on evil. What it does have is a structural corruption that none of the protestant churches can even hold a candle to. Evangelicals are crazy but they aren't covering up a worldwide pedophilia ring. Hell even scientologists can't indoctrinate, murder, and gently caress with peoples' lives fast enough to keep up, if only because there aren't enough of them. it's a good drat thing that the church has a 100% monopoly on pedophiles and we've never seen any other old white men, ever, be found guilty of it or found examples of their powerful friends systematically using their power and influence to cover up for them
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saville and sandusky? who're they? never heard of them shut up about hollywood, elijah wood, you're just crazy
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yo OP hit me with those 5th century deets! whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudup
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notZaar posted:Catholics are very interested in boy souls If you wanna get that boy's soul, you gotta pay the troll toll.
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InterFaced posted:I was. It sucked. what's your confirmation name, bro
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Day Man posted:If you wanna get that boy's soul, you gotta pay the troll toll. But it sounds like you're saying "boys hole" 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:But it sounds like you're saying "boys hole" What? Don't be ridiculous. I'm just talking about that boyssoul
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:what's your confirmation name, bro Its Andrew just because my other not boy rape names are all at the end of the alphabet and I wanted to switch it up. I had to think about this for a minute its been awhile.
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I went to catholic school for 13 years. It made me the atheist i am today. In 5th grade there was a controversy that was swept under the rug. A priest was inviting the girls of my class to sit on his lap during confession.
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From my scanty recollection, can a Catholic tell me what rite was done to me and my siblings? I was six. I am . . . no longer six, so details are scarce. My parents took me to the Catholic church in town. The priest was happy, also both my parents. I don't remember any explanation that might have been given. It was just one more thing parents make you do and you have to go along with it. Priest had a low table with a brass bowl on it, and a little brass pitcher of something. I had to lean sideways over the bowl and he poured a few drops of something on my right(?) temple. No spills for the bowl to catch. All done. Repeat on sibling, age 3. Older sibs were done a different day. So what was it? A Protestant told me it sounds like I was anointed, but she was from Charismatic sect so who knows how familiar she is with Catholicism. We didn't attend church much longer, Dad just gave us his own sermons for a few years before he got tired of it. Never confirmed any of us.
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baptism? It's not totally unusual for catholics to get baptised as children instead of just as babies, especially if your family converts after your birth
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I was a senior in a catholic high school when the Boston Diocese molestation scandal broke nationwide. I got an in school suspension and had to help the secretaries in the front office during the afternoons and since they were all 120 year old nuns I had to work the fax machine and do the emails. Every now and then we'd get a fax from our own diocese about what to say to parents, the press or any students who had questions about what has happening. The best one we ever got was a fax about what could or could not be construed as innapropriate behavior. It was pretty basic stuff like " don't touch kid's penises or their butts" but the best one was " No suggestive dancing/lap dancing with students". I always wonder if at some point a priest threw on some Warrant and did a strip tease for an altar boy. SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE *slowly takes off collar. Come here often?
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I used to agree with all the stuff in the OP until I read Max Weber.
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Unguided posted:Odds on France joining a new Holy Roman Empire if they promised to restart the crusades? Maybe they could install Manuel Valls as an antipope and get a crusade or two going though.
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Nathilus posted:
Keep it up guys, we're almost there. Hail Satan
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InterFaced posted:My mom is a total beta who still goes to church and their priest just died. She's all sad telling me how they're having trouble finding a new one and I'm trying not to laugh about it. The average age of Catholic priests in the United States has risen from 35 in 1970 to 63 in 2009 lol they're all literally dying out.
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could someone explain how saints don't violate the 10 commandments; i don't know any catholics
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On the scale of insane preoccupations of mentally ill paranoiacs, it goes NWO --> Jews --> Reptillians --> the church
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walgreenslatino posted:On the scale of insane preoccupations of mentally ill paranoiacs, it goes NWO --> Jews --> Reptillians --> the church you've got it all hosed up, the COC is reptilians > NWO > Jews > the Church I'm going to have to report this to my superiors in Tel Aviv
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former catholic school student current alcoholic checking in quote this to assuage your catholic guilt
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FizFashizzle posted:former catholic school student current alcoholic checking in I said it before and I'll say it again: catholic schools are atheist factories
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Gaunab posted:could someone explain how saints don't violate the 10 commandments; i don't know any catholics
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:I said it before and I'll say it again: catholic schools are atheist factories ours was fine. we had regular science classes or whatever, we just had some bizarre religious class that was taught by the luniest people they could find. we had some woman who would stand in front of the class with her eyes closed talking about god's love, and whenever she couldn't think of an appropriate adjective she'd just make explosion noises.
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in 5th grade we had a former lutheran priest who converted to catholicism (and got a special dispensation to keep his wife) come to talk to us about how our bodies were changing. they split the boys and girls up with a nun coming in to talk to the girls. apparently all they learned about was their periods. the guys were lectured about the evils of "playing with ourselves," and told it was a sin that would send us to hell. maybe we were a late blooming group but there was maybe like one guy in there going through puberty and almost none of us had any idea what he was talking about. for like a week i would just sit in the living room next to my mom because i thought playing with legos would send me to hell. that priest was later kicked out of the priesthood for banging some chick on the side.
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King Possum III posted:I guess you didn't hear, but when Michael Jackson died he took the recipe for Jesus Juice with him. oh now now well never figure out how to mix wine and 7up
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my parents converted us to catholicism out of loving nowhere when i was in fifth grade. i think it was mainly for social reasons. also we had to leave private school and they got a tuition break at catholic schools if they were members in good standing, and god forbid we end up at public school. anyway my mother who didn't know jack poo poo about religion was going through catechism classes while i was having my first religion classes. at one point i asked her what the differences were between the angels. she had no idea so she just told me "archangels do god's dirty work." i got suspended when i said that in religion class and my mom totally threw me under the bus and denied it because she didn't want to piss anyone off 
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Not that the OP doesn't have a point but it's pretty hosed up for him to post that here on SomethingAwful, the Catholic Church of the internet.
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Nathilus posted:A great thing about hating catholics in texas: I'm armed and so are three neighbors within easy screaming my rear end off distance, and we all tight enough that they will come out shooting. Go ahead. Do an inquisition on me. TRY ME. nra.docx
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Dr Dracula posted:Not that the OP doesn't have a point but it's pretty hosed up for him to post that here on SomethingAwful, the Catholic Church of the internet. are we really popular in latin america or something
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Dr Dracula posted:Not that the OP doesn't have a point but it's pretty hosed up for him to post that here on SomethingAwful, the Catholic Church of the internet. something awful is more like a weird sect of judaism no one likes us and i have to gently caress inbetwixt a sheet and my facial hair situation is so out of loving hand it would boggle your heathen skull
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SASS = Protestants DocEvil = the evil bishop that chases away any new creativity McCaine = england's relationship to Catholicism
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wandering LF posters are the Jews of SA
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Dr Dracula posted:SASS = Protestants i dont recall any english monarch as a creepy bound and gagged twink
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My catholic school education was alright. Nobody gave more than half a poo poo about the religion, the average atheist knows more scripture purely for the sake of arguing with people. I only went because it was the only private school near me that I could pull a scholarship to, and the most religious pressure they put me under was to not talk during mass. One upside was that the school had a focus on anti-racism, because the school's patron saint got holocausted.
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FizFashizzle posted:former catholic school student current alcoholic checking in The catholic church wields guilt like a katana. Its actually impressive, in a psychotic way, how well they control through guilt.
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We actually had a young priest. At some point in time he had been set on fire or something, he had burn victim skin from the chin down and had clearly had skin grafts because he looked all stitched together from squares, like Frankenstein's monster became a priest. He was alright, no molestation vibes at least.
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