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My microwave door has started getting wavy like it's melting, so I think microwaves are getting through that metal screen and microwaving my face when I watch my popcorn pop. If you wanna come over and back that rear end up to the door you can, OP.
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microwave THIS *tugs genitals*
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criscodisco posted:My microwave door has started getting wavy like it's melting, so I think microwaves are getting through that metal screen and microwaving my face when I watch my popcorn pop. If you wanna come over and back that rear end up to the door you can, OP. that sounds rad as heck , maybe youll get super powers? or at least a debilitating illness
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Jul 22, 2016 07:38
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TheNinjaScotsman posted:Having been diagnosed with the gooniest of afflictions, a pilonidal cyst srsly tho thats loving gross as hell, prob looks like some random stranger put some mayo our your rear end sandwich two weeks ago and you apparently never noticed until it eventually took upon a life of it's own and became a sentient orgasm instead of just a dirty ole wad of jizz, am I right? 
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Jul 22, 2016 07:41
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Mozi posted:buttato
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Minimalist Program posted:I only have anecdotal evidence to go by but yes. *draws a Venn diagram of all goons, then all mid 30 aging receding hairline goons who eat nothing but totinos pizza rolls and frozen chicken wings on off days who spent their entire waking days in bad postures in their gaming chair, and overlays it with goons with rear end cysts* *checks clipboard* Oh my... It's...the goat man
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Jul 22, 2016 07:43
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lol
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Jul 22, 2016 10:57
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Put me in your rear end OP
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Jul 22, 2016 11:02
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So...your mom walked in on you earlier, and you're test running your excuse?
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Jul 22, 2016 11:08
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was their room for a warm potato with all those homeless guy 's dicks in your rear end, op
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Jul 22, 2016 11:19
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haha gotta put a potato up your butt that's gotta hurt haha butt potato haha
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Jul 22, 2016 11:25
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Butthole(S)
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Jul 22, 2016 11:39
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"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.... ...five potato, six potato, seven potato, more"
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Jul 22, 2016 11:39
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Hold the sour cream
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Jul 22, 2016 11:49
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Sheep-Goats posted:Every time the doctor said "a potato" he pointed at his crotch my mom used to work at a medical practice and ther was this doctor that would always start touching / scratching his package when he spoke to people, like some nervous tic i think they had to eventually tell him, as it looks unprofessional to fondle your balls and cock while speaking to patients. i love how doctors are looked at as like the smartest people in society but most of them are weird as gently caress
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also as a man who has had thousands of potatos in his butt i agree with your doctor, he sounds like a very reasonable man. put it in your butt op, put the potato in the butt you say potato i say putt it in your but
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Jul 22, 2016 11:54
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anyone say Buttato yet?
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Jul 22, 2016 12:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8hkIGfqDDM
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Jul 22, 2016 12:08
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butt-aidŽo
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I think some 30 years ago some prohet has foreseen your plight: http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Butte_Hold
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Jul 22, 2016 12:18
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w a tramp stamp that reads fries before guys
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Jul 22, 2016 12:36
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doctor - "i told this guy to put a potato up his butt and the moron actually did it!!!! LOL"
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Your doctor's advice is good, but slow food is better, so buy a bag of potatoes and roast well after slathering with lubricating vegetable oil. You might as well buy a turkey for cooking and inserting too. Invite all your friends round to share the feast!
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Jul 22, 2016 12:55
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You might want to check that your "doctor" is actually a qualified medical doctor.
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Sunswipe posted:You might want to check that your "doctor" is actually a qualified medical doctor. Is potato man.
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TheNinjaScotsman posted:Having been diagnosed with the gooniest of afflictions, a pilonidal cyst, my doctor recommended I apply moist heat to the area. His recommendation was to heat up a potato in the microwave, wrap it in a wet washcloth, and apply it to the affected area. Which is my butt. So far my friends have made the following puns at my expense: like one of those big idaho potatos or one of those little crab apple sized ones
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Jul 22, 2016 13:17
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*rips a hole in op's rear end in a top hat* Would you like fries with that?
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Jul 22, 2016 13:23
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Tater in the pooter Tuber in the chuter Spud near the pud
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Jul 22, 2016 13:26
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see how many french fries you can cram in there
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Jul 22, 2016 13:36
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Idaho? Idaho? You da ho with a potato up his rear end!
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Jul 22, 2016 13:36
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What other stupid poo poo has your doctor made you do OP? I think he is just seeing how far he can actually push you.
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Nathilus posted:Feel lucky op a friend of mine had one of these and to get rid of it he had to have a 2 inch wide hole drilled in his rear end. Then every day he had to get his roomate to yank all of the medical gauze out of the hole and then repack his rear end. 
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what the
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Tossed potato salad
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Jul 22, 2016 13:59
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If it gets worse he'll make you make an rear end in a top hat casserole.
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Potaturd tots
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Potato asscakes with buttsauce.
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dingletatos
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Massed potatoes, has anybody posted that one yet?
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Is this your doctor op?
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