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Berious posted:Honestly the melted cheese should've given it away The fact that doobie couldnt even be bothered to buy a big can of premelted nacho cheese amazes me.
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But the reason he didn't melt the cheese is because that's the way he likes it. Unsurprisingly this did not satisfy any banks desire for an actual business plan based on literally anything but doobies personal preferences
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i enjoy being called human being by a poorly rapping banshee of a woman, but i guess that sort of business model was too advanced for alabama
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cuck cuck im gay posted:Doobie proudly standing in front of a "sorry we're closed" sign will never not be funny. The "sorry we're closed" sign that is inside his garage. Maybe he drags it outside when he's open and the weather is nice but it's not like someone's going to see that from the highway. But nothing Doobie ever did was for the customer's benefit. It's for his satisfaction, to show to family and friends, and to prove the bad froggers wrong. West Alabama Automotive, we hardly knew ye. What the hell was that? Did he know his restaurant was tanking and he thought he could start a new business and have it take off before money ran out? Did he think business really was booming and it was time to expand his empire? I don't know which is crazier.
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wow just like old times the gang's all here so what's new with the doob
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He died on the way to his home planet.
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doobie is the father we never had
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8 track betamax posted:doobie is the father we never had To his gay daughter, too
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8 track betamax posted:doobie is the father we never had
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necroid posted:wow just like old times the gang's all here Hi
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Bill Barber posted:Kinda like your ex-wife's new boyfriend. I thought his ex-wife's new boyfriend was his actual father.
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doobie is us we are doobie
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bollig posted:doobie is us we are doobie lets change our Facebook profile pics to have a "We Are Doobie" overlay
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sweetmercifulcrap posted:lets change our Facebook profile pics to have a "We Are Doobie" overlay "E are doobi"
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Aug 16, 2016 05:43
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doobie was warped by contact with this forum just as badly as niggerstomper58, in his own way
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Bitter Mushroom posted:doobie was warped by contact with this forum just as badly as niggerstomper58, in his own way I don't think we can credit ourselves for creating the Doobie we all know and love, since he seems to have been a lazy, racist and incompetent redneck all along. We should admit that by the time we stepped in, most of the work had already been done by his mother, wife and several anoynmous shapers. Niggerstomper58 however is one of the magical creations of this forum, like the Krusty.jpg or (conceivably) 9/11. (Mods knew!)
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Bitter Mushroom posted:doobie was warped by contact with this forum just as badly as niggerstomper58, in his own way Or Gorgeous George
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Bitter Mushroom posted:doobie was warped by contact with this forum just as badly as niggerstomper58, in his own way I still firmly believe the multiplicative layers of ironic humor combined with the sheer absurdity of the entire thing is one of the funniest things to ever come out of these entire forums. " gbs 1.0 sjw Goons driven into maniacal Frenzy by media attention seeking moderators give racist Alabama hot dog man the thousands and thousands of dollars needed to pursue his dream of having a successful restaurant while closing at 3 p.m. on weekdays which as is always the case with Goons tainted by its very nature and ultimately proves to be the key to his own ruin" Like this poo poo could be a movie with an unkempt John Goodman starring as doobie and John Travolta in Drag as Tasha
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:I still firmly believe the multiplicative layers of ironic humor combined with the sheer absurdity of the entire thing is one of the funniest things to ever come out of these entire forums. I haven't paid to see a movie in years but goddamn I would fork over $20 for that.
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:Or Gorgeous George I wonder what that daddy dongrubber is up to these days.
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5er posted:I wonder what that daddy dongrubber is up to these days. He's made a few YouTube videos where he rants about the Internet and stuff. He looks really haggard and sad 
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Aug 17, 2016 23:33
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The Doobie vore was a possibility for pennies on the dollar. What a shame.
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bollig posted:doobie is us we are doobie record our shame
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Retrovertigoes posted:The Doobie vore was a possibility for Penny's on the dollar. ftfy
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Morglon posted:E pluribus Doobum Doob Astra Per Aspera
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:south carolinas alright except for that time it seceded first in 1860 and the nullification incident 30 years prior kind of a dick state that thinks it's hot poo poo only to have the feds bitchslap it back to reality
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2DCAT posted:I just hope that the doobies 2.0 involves another kickstarter for an air vent.
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CrashCat posted:Vent Hood 2.0 needs to be something even bigger and more important though, so it will be even more spectacular when he cheaps out on it and it fails miserably chin augmentation
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CrashCat posted:Vent Hood 2.0 needs to be something even bigger and more important though, so it will be even more spectacular when he cheaps out on it and it fails miserably No, it needs to be something smaller and less important, so it will be even more baffling that such a minor problem could stump him for months.
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steinrokkan posted:No, it needs to be something smaller and less important, so it will be even more baffling that such a minor problem could stump him for months. Hot water come out when I turn the knob for cold water, i need money to have the plumbing reversed!
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Star Citizen is still scamming goons for spaceship photos, doobie make the ships This is a Terp, which is a kind of football team
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Dely Apple posted:This is a Terp, which is a kind of football team shut the gently caress up the only terp here is me And I am extremely terp
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a tarp ship is the only ship a star citizen can reasonably expect to be delivered, a good choice
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So what was the thread after 'funyun dreams scuppered'? I need something to do besides work.
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steinrokkan posted:No, it needs to be something smaller and less important, so it will be even more baffling that such a minor problem could stump him for months.
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bollig posted:So what was the thread after 'funyun dreams scuppered'? I need something to do besides work. No need to work, there's weeks worth of threads. http://doobies-doghouse.wikia.com/wiki/Further_Reading
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