Kevin Spacey, of House of Cards, and more has decided to end his career.

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Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

YE WILL BE AS CATS

# ? Jul 22, 2016 19:56

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# ? May 21, 2024 20:10

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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lol its literally one of those rob schneider jokes from south park, right down to him exclaiming "im a cat!!"

# ? Jul 22, 2016 20:07

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

YE WILL BE AS CATS

There Will Be Cats

# ? Jul 22, 2016 20:14

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

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# ? Jul 22, 2016 20:23

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Fojar38 posted:

lol its literally one of those rob schneider jokes from south park, right down to him exclaiming "im a cat!!"

You got to spell it out for the folks in the cheap seats.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 21:03

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

TheMostFrench posted:

Oh yeah this looks pretty run of the mill, oh hey its Christopher Walken, and...oh....oh no....

pretty much my reaction. poo poo flipped a bitch so hard from being MEH FORGETTABLE FAMILY MOVIE to OH DEAR GOD NO so fast theyre gonna have to name a new law of physics after it

# ? Jul 22, 2016 21:09

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

that cat is so weird!!!

# ? Jul 22, 2016 21:24

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

they probably shouldn't have ended the trailer with that laughably cheap pullup effect

like they knew they didn't have to disclose to people that they did that in the trailer right?

is that a law in France?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 21:26

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005; Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Oh, huh, I wasn't aware that they were making a Zoolander sequel!

# ? Jul 22, 2016 21:39

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

I know he's going to make tons of money off this brainless movie and he's allowed to do that, but it still feels like a setup for an elaborate prank

# ? Jul 22, 2016 21:45

lizardman: Jun 30, 2007; by R. Guyovich

I have a hard time understanding why the forum that spawned the "Photoshop arms onto birds" thread is seemingly balking at a cat doing pull-ups. Dumb comedies about talking animals geared mostly to kids have been a thing forever--poo poo, talking babies, even! Of course it's retarded, that's the point.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:02

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

French kids will eat it up, I'd say..

https://www.facebook.com/maviedechat.lefilm/

Also, I'm betting he hopes no one remembers this:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1032763/

# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:15

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

MrSlam posted:

I know he's going to make tons of money off this brainless movie and he's allowed to do that, but it still feels like a setup for an elaborate prank

# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:19

JazzFlight: Apr 29, 2006; Oooooooooooh!

lizardman posted:

I have a hard time understanding why the forum that spawned the "Photoshop arms onto birds" thread is seemingly balking at a cat doing pull-ups. Dumb comedies about talking animals geared mostly to kids have been a thing forever--poo poo, talking babies, even! Of course it's retarded, that's the point.

I think the shot's stupid because it's a movie released in theaters with an obvious reverse motion effect when they could have used CG.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:26

Flyball: Apr 17, 2003

JazzFlight posted:

I think the shot's stupid because it's a movie released in theaters with an obvious reverse motion effect when they could have used CG.

The target audience doesn't give a rat's rear end about that.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:33

lizardman: Jun 30, 2007; by R. Guyovich

JazzFlight posted:

I think the shot's stupid because it's a movie released in theaters with an obvious reverse motion effect when they could have used CG.

I guarantee you it's funnier the way they did it.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:41

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Just another cynical cat grab

cash grab

# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:56

Rated PG-34: Jul 1, 2004

maybe he just did it to drive the lexus lfa

# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:19

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

i like how nobody bats a loving eye for Christopher Walken

like its expected of him anyways

# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:21

Harveygod: Jan 4, 2014; YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

the trump tutelage posted:

Did some executive find a 20 year old movie script in his sock drawer or something

Yes. It was called "The Shaggy Dog".

# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:27

Argh: Feb 15, 2005

yall realize he knows its a poo poo movie right? hes kevin spacey

also, the joke is that the dad is a cat now and the movie focuses on his goofy cat-dad struggles the whole time, but it ignores the fact that his daughter literally thinks that her dad is loving dead lol

JazzFlight posted:

I think the shot's stupid because it's a movie released in theaters with an obvious reverse motion effect when they could have used CG.

i agree

# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:31

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Lastgirl posted:

i like how nobody bats a loving eye for Christopher Walken

like its expected of him anyways

its because he didnt get pigeon holed into overly serious roles his entire life. my prediction is: the cat movie wont be funny but that fact wont have anything to do with kevin spacey

# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:39

CubanMissile: Apr 22, 2003; Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Monkey Fracas posted:

Just another cynical cat grab

cash grab

No one is going to see this movie.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:53

SEX BURRITO: Jun 30, 2007; Not much fun

I just hope it's as good as the Grumpy Cat Christmas movie. That frowning cat is hilarious!

# ? Jul 23, 2016 01:13

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supposedly Kevin Spacey took a couple homeless guys to lunch at a pricey restaurant, and invited them up to his hotel room for afters, but they said no, so he snuck out and stuck them with the bill and laughed about it :c00l:

# ? Jul 23, 2016 01:17

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

spud posted:

I thought this was going to be evidence that he likes young boys.

Certainly not evidence against it. But it's young girls, if Jeffrey Epstein�s passenger logs are to be believed.

# ? Jul 23, 2016 03:58

A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

i watched glengarry glen ross the other day and really enjoyed it

# ? Jul 23, 2016 04:03

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

I just realized I literally cannot name anything that Kevin Spacey is in except House of Cards and American Beauty.

# ? Jul 23, 2016 04:23

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

i watched glengarry glen ross the other day and really enjoyed it

Someone should make a talking cat version of Glengarry Glen Ross.

"You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?"

# ? Jul 23, 2016 04:54

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Maybe he was feeling a bit "Spacey" when he signed on for this role.

# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:18

Woden: May 6, 2006

TheMostFrench posted:

Oh yeah this looks pretty run of the mill, oh hey its Christopher Walken, and...oh....oh no....

# ? Jul 23, 2016 07:25

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

i get the whole easy paycheck angle and of course i'd jump on it if i had the chance because i'm a worthless turd

but this is probably the best actor in hollywood. and this movie looks so bad that even when you factor in the quick buck angle you can't help but grimace. just take the check once and cash out, don't drag it out for a decade like de niro.

# ? Jul 23, 2016 07:36

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

I thought the new ghostbusters was good

# ? Jul 23, 2016 12:52

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

OctoberBlues posted:

I just realized I literally cannot name anything that Kevin Spacey is in except House of Cards and American Beauty.

pay it forward, idiot

oh COME ON

not even The Usual Suspects???

# ? Jul 23, 2016 12:55

Ringo Star Get: Sep 18, 2006; JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT

Calling it that Jennifer Garner is going to make out with the cat to see if it's really her husband.

Or when Kevin Spacey inevitably returns to his human form, it's in the middle of a fund-raiser gala and he's buck naked.

# ? Jul 23, 2016 15:33