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A bird turd landed on my shoulder between classes once. The emo kids gave me a sprite that had been laced with laxatives. There was a broken soda machine that would eat your dollar then plop out two sodas on the next dollar. Only I knew this. Top THAT, GBS!
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my friend brought a bag of weed to school and therefore became the king of cool
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:27 |
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handshake posted:A bird turd landed on my shoulder between classes once. Same but on my head and on recess. Our school got a notice from the city dumb that the garbage around was stealing all the seagulls from the dump.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:27 |
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i thrrew a kid on a rock and knocked his tooth out during a football game once
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:28 |
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one teacher had a flask of buckleys cough syrup he sipped from on the reg, was weird
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:30 |
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my eighth grade spanish teacher had amazing tits which I would stare at todos los dias
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:31 |
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one time i got aids in middle school from the lunch lady
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:32 |
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A kid in class was being annoying and the teacher told him to stand in the corner at the front and shut up. He pissed his pants in front of everyone halfway through class. Apparently he reasoned if he couldn't talk he couldn't ask for permission to go to the toilet either.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:34 |
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rgocs posted:A kid in class was being annoying and the teacher told him to stand in the corner at the front and shut up. He pissed his pants in front of everyone halfway through class. Apparently he reasoned if he couldn't talk he couldn't ask for permission to go to the toilet either. losing his right to free speech smh #freepisskid
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:38 |
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Dr. Killjoy posted:losing his right to free speech smh Dude was sadly a target for bullies already, imagine how much that helped him...
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 22:44 |
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Someone wrote in my 7th yearbook "stay gay. Just kidding, be straight". That pretty much sums up middle school for me.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:09 |
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I also remember a girl would talk me up every now and then but I was too to care oh chelsea, what could have been. sigh
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:15 |
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Roydrowsy posted:Someone wrote in my 7th yearbook "stay gay. Just kidding, be straight". So? Where do you stand today?
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:16 |
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Some kid got bullied so hard he fainted or something. Next day we had a talk about bullying; felt like i was in a very special episode or something. A kid in my algebra class died from playing the choking game. It ended being on the news. I suspect he really died of auto-erotic asphyxiation but they told us choking game to be respectful to his family.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:19 |
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I got put in an adolescent psych ward for a few months when I was in jr high (it wasn't called middle school then). When I got out, I was much worse. Later, when I was 17 and going to NA meetings, I ran into the dickhole psychiatrist (also attending NA meeting) who initially convinced my parents I needed to stay in the psych ward. Ha ha you stupid junkie gently caress. I'm all good now.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:20 |
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I was a fat kid that pissed my pants in 6th grade gym. It was pretty awesome
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:23 |
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On the last day of school, everyone cleaned out their lockers. My friends and I fished out tons of unused notebooks, headphones, all kinds of great stuff. I finally used up the last of the notebooks in grad school.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:47 |
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I lost my virginity in the 8th grade. The guy was 36 and I look back on it and think "well that was sort of weird" but at the time it seemed pretty awesome. Unfortunately since it was with another dude I couldn't brag to all my friends.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:57 |
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One time in middle school I was homeschooled until I was 15 and I totally pwnd the teacher and all the other stude nts
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:15 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:my eighth grade spanish teacher had amazing tits which I would stare at todos los dias Best story of the thread.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:19 |
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criscodisco posted:Unfortunately since it was with another dude I couldn't brag to all my friends.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:20 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:Why not?? Roydrowsy posted:Someone wrote in my 7th yearbook "stay gay. Just kidding, be straight".
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:22 |
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criscodisco posted:I lost my virginity in the 8th grade. The guy was 36 and I look back on it and think "well that was sort of weird" but at the time it seemed pretty awesome. Unfortunately since it was with another dude I couldn't brag to all my friends. congrats though
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:24 |
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TheNightmanCum-eth posted:So? Where do you stand today? Well, I wasn't gay. I'm not now either. Middle school kids are assholes
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:30 |
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I got picked on alot
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:31 |
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I had a mullet in middle school. VVV: Whoa! That's the kind of lovely thing that ends up giving you ball cancer later in life. Karma gonna get ya! CannedMacabre fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jul 23, 2016 |
# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:32 |
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I found around two hundred dollars in the library desk drawer. Was for some school trip. Me and a friend talk about it a bit and I end up grabbing it. Some sixth grader kept bothering us, so I told the chess teacher that the kid was over there annoying us and going through drawers and such, so he makes him leave us alone. Next day my friend gets questioned because he was known for being a troublemaker. I had told him to tell anyone who asks that that sixth grader was loving around over there. We even had the chess teacher to back us up on this. Sixth grader gets expelled, I buy some video games and throw my friend some money.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:37 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I got picked on alot I sort of was too in 6th grade, but I once let one of the big guys in class copy from my exam and the next time someone tried to pick on me, he stepped in and that was the last time I got picked on.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:38 |
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CannedMacabre posted:I had a mullet in middle school. I was 10 when achey breaky heart came out. No one had a mullet after wards. Must have been a southern thing
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:40 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I was 10 when achey breaky heart came out. No one had a mullet after wards. Must have been a southern thing I had a mullet from like 86-90. Long before Billy Ray Cyrus dealt the death blow. EDIT: math
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:44 |
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i told people i had a car even though i was 14. everyone thought i was cool because I had one but i just printed a picture of a car off the internet. teenagers are dumb as hell
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CannedMacabre posted:I had a mullet from like 86-92. Long before Billy Ray Cyrus dealt the death blow. I did have a rattail for about six months when I was 6. The '80's had awful hair cuts for men
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:46 |
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Tom Gorman posted:teenagers are dumb as hell this will always be true
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:47 |
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At one point I had spikey mullet ala Keifer Sutherland in Lost Boys. Fun times.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:48 |
i had a 7th grader shouting at me confessing her undying love for me as i walked home in the 8th grade. The next day a disabled/special needs kids just dropped his pants and poo poo in front of like 50 phys ed students. The two are probably related.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:49 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:Why not?? Tiny Indiana farming town in the early 90's.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:49 |
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CannedMacabre posted:At one point I had spikey mullet ala Keifer Sutherland in Lost Boys. Fun times. my friend on the bus tried to keep his mohawk with an elmers glue stick
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:49 |
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handshake posted:A bird turd landed on my shoulder between classes once. Trevor?!
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 02:22 |
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At another school, one kid poo poo his pants while playing baseball at the school. On 3 different occasions. I think he was in 8th grade at the time. At my own school, one time someone threw this guy's shoes out the window of the second floor, and a homeless guy casually took them and had himself some new adolescent sized shoes.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 03:19 |
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I butt hosed an elementary school teacher years ago. She had venus dimples, fat tits and a soft butt. We're still friends on facebook. The End.
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