It's time. It's finally happening. Mario vs Sonic.

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Mario or Sonic?
	Mario
	Sonic

Commoners: Apr 25, 2007; Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.

As someone who fears sewage and turtles, Mario protects me from these nightmares.

Or Shredder. Why can't we pick Shredder?

# ? Jul 23, 2016 11:45

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# ? May 3, 2024 12:25

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

Are you ready for the "Mario and Sonic get mugged and raped in the favelas" minigame?

# ? Jul 23, 2016 11:47

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

sanic is a false prophet
alex kidd is our real lord and savior

# ? Jul 23, 2016 11:58

yogizh: Oct 12, 2015; Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

Either won't be on Xbox or PS, so it is good.

Voted Mario cause gently caress those 3D Sonic games.

# ? Jul 23, 2016 12:09

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Hard to say. Mario is easier to cosplay, but Sonic-cosplay gives you natural defenses against creepos giving you surprise hugs. On the other hand the Sonic-cosplay will attract more creeps, so I guess Mario has it.

# ? Jul 23, 2016 12:14

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Lastgirl posted:

lol

neither op

bideo games r 4 kids

- a guy with a pokemon go avatar

# ? Jul 23, 2016 14:32

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

bradzilla posted:

- a guy with a pokemon go avatar

huh well what do u know, i missed that :doh:

thanks for catching it for me friend

# ? Jul 23, 2016 14:33

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

Munsun posted:

sonic voters are certainly furrys

# ? Jul 23, 2016 14:36

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

Sonic loves chili cheese dogs. But I voted mario. I am guessing somethingawful poster putty will vote mario

# ? Jul 23, 2016 16:32

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

sonichu

# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:04

TheUltimateDoofus: May 21, 2016

your too slow

# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:11

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 24, 2016 01:24

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I think we know who.

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# ? Jul 24, 2016 01:29

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

# ? Jul 24, 2016 01:34

ambient robot: Apr 23, 2014; by Lowtax

Sonic wins because I love social media, user engagement, and having sex with forest animals

# ? Jul 24, 2016 01:54

Hrist: Feb 21, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Mario has amiibas. Sonic Has Legos. I think the winner is clear.

# ? Jul 24, 2016 01:56

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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Friginator posted:

helldump.jpg

# ? Jul 24, 2016 04:07

Gamer With Dignity: May 15, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

EorayMel posted:

I think we know who.

# ? Jul 24, 2016 04:08

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

Goku

# ? Jul 24, 2016 04:40

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

# ? Jul 24, 2016 05:07

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

No girl likes an angry eatin out.

# ? Jul 24, 2016 05:10

monkey: Jan 20, 2004; by zen death robot; Yams Fan

it's neither. consoles are poo poo. mame forever. pc master race.

# ? Jul 24, 2016 05:12

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Friginator posted:

# ? Jul 24, 2016 05:26

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Celluloid Sam posted:

Pokeman

# ? Jul 24, 2016 05:29

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

sonic is a lame relic of the '90s and mario is timeless. voted mario

# ? Jul 24, 2016 05:44

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Friginator posted:

same but yours

# ? Jul 24, 2016 05:50

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

# ? Jul 24, 2016 06:03

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

waluigi

# ? Jul 24, 2016 06:17

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Friginator posted:

do u do commissions

# ? Jul 24, 2016 07:39

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 24, 2016 08:02

laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

Can't pick just one so I guess I'll go with... Somari :q:

# ? Jul 24, 2016 08:07

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:57

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

Archer666 posted:

Are you ready for the "Mario and Sonic get mugged and raped in the favelas" minigame?

Friginator posted:

# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:39

naem: May 29, 2011

ambient robot posted:

Sonic wins because I love social media, user engagement, and having sex with forest animals

# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:39

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Mario winning in a mudslide

# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:54

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Yoshi Farts, the youtube channel.

# ? Jul 24, 2016 23:13

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Mario or Sonic?

they already had a fight. I guess mario won, because It was his company that made it

# ? Jul 24, 2016 23:30

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

Light Gun Man posted:

# ? Jul 24, 2016 23:31

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

Friginator posted:

Tails Gets Trolled is a priceless cultural artifact that will outlive us all in the public consciousness

# ? Jul 24, 2016 23:33

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# ? May 3, 2024 12:25

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Herbicidal Maniac is a 2-vs-2 minigame in Mario Party 7. The minigame's name is a portmanteau on "homicidal maniac", which is a term that refers to a person with an insane desire to kill other people, and "herbicide", a chemical used to kill plants.

# ? Jul 25, 2016 00:26

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