What superpowers do you have? The Evolved Human thread

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > What superpowers do you have? The Evolved Human thread

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I can go several days without pooping if I'm not near a good toilet. Don't even need to try. But the second I'm home or near a quality crapper you're gonna see some serious poo poo.

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MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

one of the best perks of working from home is permanent home field advantage for poopin

Jelly for sure

Every morning about 9:30 we have what I affectionately call the "Log Driver's Waltz". Every shitter in the place is taken up.

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