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we are the real suicide squad
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Jul 24, 2016 13:16
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MurderBot posted:I can take huge shits Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:i can spend half an hour taking a poo poo at work do you guys have to slam butts together for these to work or are you independents
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Jul 24, 2016 17:39
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dookie twin powers activate
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Jul 24, 2016 18:19
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Ceiling fan posted:I have the telepathic ability to make people think I am doing a great job while I am skating by doing the absolute minimum. I wasn't aware this was a power, so I guess I have two now
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holocaust bloopers posted:Me too I literally spent 45 minutes hiding in an A/C equipped room yesterday and my boss saw me 5 mins later and was like, "I dunno what I'll have you do, we're ahead of the game at the moment....just go hang out somewhere where no one can see you" ok boss
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ASAPI posted:I have the power to not kill my wife when she tells me I am dead inside... who cucks the cuckmen?
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