Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

You know how you could make this thread better?

You could start by running up the stairs to the Crypt. Grab the books from the skeletons, and pass into the Pit of the Pendulum. Knock over the column and cliiiimb into the King's Storeroom. Smash the clay pots to find the key that will lead you into the Chamber of the Sacred Markers. Match the symbols on the right, to the rules on the left, then pass into the Room of the Ancient Warriors. Place yourself in the correct armor, and open the door to the SHRIIIIIIINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY! assemble the statue, and you maybe headed toward the Room (whispers) of the Secret Password. Find the tablet with the correct inscription, and shout it out, to open the door to the Pharoah's Secret Passage. Slide down the tunnel to the Quicksand Bog where you could smash through to the Dark Forest, but beware the temple guards that may inhabit the trees. Find the key in the tree, and you'll enter the Jester's Court. Press yourself against the correct wall painting, and you'll gain entry to the Tomb of the Headless Kings. Pull the vines to release the bones, and attach the missing skull to it's proper King. Then, rrrrrrrace through the Pit, cliiimb through the Ledges, rrrrrrrrace down the stairs and back through the Temple Gate. The choices are yours and yours alone. Good luck.