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I love Carnival Magic. I didn't realize until like halfway thru that that one guy the girl was hanging around wasn't her father--but her love interest
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 23:46 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:09 |
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Junkie Disease posted:What a rotten day, Frank conniff blocked me on Twitter and I have no idea why haven't tweeted @him in months and only to help dump on trolls If you have too few twitter followers you fail the robot test of the autoblockers.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2018 01:15 |
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Inframan is good enough to watch on its own. It's an amazing film. As for a movie from within the past five years...Neil Breen's Fateful Findings was filmed in 2013.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2018 04:17 |
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PostNouveau posted:Then they get to come up with reasons for the bots to produce props to obscure the screen. I love those gags! Ah, just like when we watched Requiem for a Dream in High School drama. "rear end to rear end!"
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2018 07:11 |
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Bicyclops posted:Yeah, what the hell is up with that? I feel like Glow's season 2 airdate wasn't announced until like two weeks beforehand. I'd say it was in response to that Arrested Development bad publicity fiasco, but the same thing happened with AD and Kimmy Schmidt. On the one hand, it's not like they need to hype it up for advertisers. No commercials, no need to get asses in couches for the premiere. On the other hand, it's a real bummer to not know when something is coming back!
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2018 23:43 |
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Icebreaker makes no sense but it does have Sean Astin flailing around in the snow and Bruce Campbell being VERY EVIL.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 02:25 |
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Gavok posted:The nice thing about Icebreaker is that after filming it, Sean Astin found out he got the part for Fellowship of the Ring. Now that's a real happy ending!
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 06:26 |
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I could not make it through Rollergator. The soundtrack did me in.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 22:13 |
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muscles like this! posted:Avalanche is great for just how mean it is to the mother. She's crushed in the avalanche, dies, is revived and then the goddamn ambulance drives off a bridge when taking her to the hospital. Like four people in this movie die or are grievously injured just by reckless driving. It's absolutely one of my favorites. Also, I do hope they eventually manage to get Inframan. It's a truly amazing movie. He's got amazing thunderball fists! He's the man beyond bionics!
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2018 05:53 |
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Gavok posted:I was more a fan of Kinga's confused, "Is this that Hamilton thing?" I highly recommend giving Inframan a watch.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2018 20:17 |
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Dungeon Ecology posted:recently rewatched carnival magic on a whim and man does that movie have a creepy rapey vibe to it. plus that really sucky racist joke about the car chase. I wasn't paying too much attention when I was watching Carnival magic, and I honestly thought the girl's love interest in that movie was supposed to be her dad, the age gap was so extreme
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2018 01:22 |
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World Famous W posted:How many films can you remember seeing before watching the riffed version? A gas station when I was a child had a vhs rental section and had Merlin's Shop for some reason. I watched that any times before ever seeing the episode. Reptilicus and oddly enough Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. It's why I like the Reptilicus episode even if the pacing is flawed; I remember watching it as a kid on TV. My mom got a copy of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians for my dad along with a still from the movie off ebay (The part where Santa is laughing at the food pills) based on the title alone so we watched it on Christmas one year.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2018 21:25 |
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Proteus Jones posted:I’ve had luck with a 3rd party app called Twitchy on the AppleTV. Have yet to see a commercial when watching TurkeyDay MST3K Twitch channel (literally the only time I use it) They have a pretty reasonable frequency for their commercials--unfortunately I've found their application to be a bit on the buggy side.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 03:36 |
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Maxwell Lord posted:Pluto.tv's problem is they have like 4 sponsors at any given time, and if I see that goddamn "guy trains for a marathon so he can photograph his daughter who is in the marathon" ad again I swear That's bad enough. The real problem is the bug I get where it plays two or three ads at more or less the same time.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 07:06 |
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Holy poo poo, that list. Mac & Me is one thing, but I really want to see what they do with Ator, a movie about one man's unrelenting quest to gently caress his sister.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 17:55 |
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Davros1 posted:It's the first CAVE DWELLERS film, right? Yes, I believe so. Also, I must emphasize, I am not exaggerating: The hero's call to action is his sister, whom he has always wanted to gently caress, getting kidnapped. He finds out the day before she is nabbed that he was adopted so he gets his parents' blessing to get together. It is a wild flick. I Am Fowl fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Oct 13, 2018 |
# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 20:04 |
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I'm always a sucker for silly songs.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2018 03:10 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:I wish I could remember where I saw the interview, but I remember Tony Cardoza saying something along the lines of "Coleman Francis made movies like other people cut themselves." I think this is why I like the Coleman Francis Trilogy; it's three attempts to make this weird, misanthropic manifesto. I watch these, thinking that there must have been some ephemeral "better" version in his head that was still obviously incoherent and menaced by guntoting vigilantes in aircraft.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 19:44 |
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Failson posted:Directed by Red Letter Media favorite - Don Dohler. He makes the same movie every few years. Some day, he will get it right. Makes you wonder what we would have gotten if Coleman Francis had the same approach and didn't stop after three movies. What sort of depraved, depressing films were we, as a people, robbed of? How many more scenes of vigilantes firing on people and monsters from small aircraft could we have had?
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2018 03:00 |
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Poor guy; shirt is so tight it wrinkles when he breathes.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 23:01 |
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Jet Jaguar posted:After that intro I want all the Chinese food. Glad I had some General Tso's just before this started.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 00:22 |
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So, does eating too much chinese food kill Frank?
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 01:03 |
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HannibalBarca posted:I hope so. Not because it's necessarily a great episode (it's fine) but, even before MST3K, Reptilicus has a special resonance for me as the first movie that I ever stayed up past by bedtime to watch on 90s cable. I saw Reptilicus as a kid too--on TCM or something, so I've got a soft spot for it too even if it's definitely one of the weaker riffs in the revival.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 03:27 |
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Proteus Jones posted:LOL It's the cherry on top of this episode, really.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 05:45 |
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Laterite posted:Man, Cry Wilderness, what an instant classic. And for believing in Bigfoot
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 07:04 |
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wit posted:I love that movie now. It couldn't be riffed on during it, but seriously, he ran across america to go tell him? Its like ET getting in the spaceship, then flying back when he's in school to say "elliot, your dad is on mars, it needs some kind of intervention of an ugly candy shilling alien. Go steal a rocket, I'll meet you there in a month, its kickin off." I mean was that even Bigfoot or like...Bigfoot's ghost?
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 02:08 |
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I'm watching Santa Claus (the mexican one, where he tangles with the Devil). TV's Frank's savings bond is still five years away from maturity.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2018 07:46 |
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Dawgstar posted:The next book for 372 Pages has been announced and my God, it's full of stars. This reads like an activation phrase.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2019 18:21 |
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I was watching City Limits on Netflix and got a message that it's leaving March 15 or so. Anyone else see that or hear anything?
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 19:40 |
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This time we've only got ten episodes of the old MST3K on Netflix (US): The Day the Earth Froze Hobgoblins The Beatniks Sinister Urge Bride of the Monster The Incredibly Strange Creatures etc. Gunslinger Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell The Beast of Yucca Flats The Atomic Brain
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 08:15 |
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Cemetry Gator posted:Did they pull down Manos and Space Mutiny? I remember the last time, they took down half of the episodes and left the rest up. Yup, these are the only ones up at this moment.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 21:47 |
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Golden Bee posted:Carnival magic is so sleazy and weird. It’s about a publicist versus an evil lion tamer who gets his rear end kicked by a lion. First time I watched it, I wasn't paying enough attention and I thought the girl's love interest was her father. On the second watch--the romance was just as creepy! She still seems underage and the PR guy still seems like he's much older. I Am Fowl fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Apr 15, 2019 |
# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 16:20 |
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Action Jacktion posted:A couple of recent deaths: The practical effects in Pumaman are actually pretty nice, what with the exploding bricks and the crumpling car parts. It's just the flying and such that are laughable.
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# ¿ May 11, 2019 00:31 |
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TL posted:They just announced two shows at the State Theatre in Jersey: one is No Retreat, No Surrender, and the other is Circus of Horrors. There’s a blurb in the description saying this tour is Joel’s final tour performing as a differ. Wow, these tickets are going fast. I grabbed a seat for both shows; there's a thirty percent discount if you do that!
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# ¿ May 31, 2019 19:42 |
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:well this makes their jokes about sequels and the "carnival magic cinematic universe" over the end credits a little bleak I'm sure that More Carnival Magic exists. I can hear the chimp voiceover coming from under the floorboards.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2019 03:53 |
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Moon Zero Two is tragically close to being a good movie. A little less dead air and it'd be solid. As it stands it's colorful and it's got some fun ideas and story and some wonderfully silly poo poo.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 02:52 |
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Failson posted:Another season 1 defender, checking in! So, I've been trying to gradually go through the entirety of MST3K. I even have an excel spreadsheet so I know what I've seen and I can take notes if there's something I do not want to see again--like if an episode has a movie where they clearly just had two animals maul each other on screen (King Dinosaur, I think, has an iguana and a small crocodile fight and it's horrible. The footage was also used as b-roll in Robot Monster). Sometimes it's just a heads up so I can skip past a bad thing or maybe just not rewatch altogether. My note for Project Moonbase is simply "I hate this movie so much."
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 05:33 |
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Failson posted:Hadn't watched Fire Maidens from Outer Space in a while. Geeze, it's a slog. The Timmy stuff still sort of creeps me out, but it saves the episode. Timmy's got to be one of the Crows that they use for the Theater, right?
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2019 04:40 |
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You know what? The first like twenty minutes of the Crawling Hand is actually a pretty compelling and creepy cosmic horror story. You start in media res with them already having lost contact with the space capsule and they've got the unsettling, machine-like countdown of remaining oxygen going in the background as they try and figure out what the gently caress is going on and then long after the astronaut should be dead, he contacts them screaming "KILL ME" and the scientist are like "well...I think we're burning that tape..." A nice, weird episode of TV that had the tragic misfortune to be stretched into a full length feature film. Cue Rod Serling: "Look, space is scary and sometimes weird poo poo happens for no apparent reason. The universe is cold and indifferent to you. Have fun sleeping tonight."
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2019 00:36 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:09 |
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TL posted:Just got in from the live show, we saw No Retreat, No Surrender, and it was an absolute hoot. If you have the chance, I strongly recommend it. Me too, and Circus of Horror, lot of fun. Circus of Horror is one of those peculiar bad movies where you're not sure who the main characters were supposed to be even when it's over. Seemed like the bits were a little better in the second show, since they were warmed up.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2019 03:48 |